Write Good!
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If you don't think writing can be taught, then you should read this book.
If you do think writing can be taught, then you too should read this book.
Either way, keep this in mind as you read: WRITE GOOD! is the by-product and end product of countless hours watching my writing students make the same mistakes over and over again while I tried to explain these rules born of tens of thousands of hours of writing.
I have written this book for the greater good of humanity but also so I would never have to explain the rules again. I wrote it selfishly to create shortcuts in my own teaching.
WRITE GOOD! is not meant to be definitive or exhaustive but exists for a more quotidian purpose: to eliminate the most common mistakes in writing.
I hope you will read it, learn it, and then forget it so nothing gets in the way of your words again. Once you know the rules, they become your best friend because they lose their power to confound.
How can that be?
Simple: once rules commingle with your writing DNA, they vanish—you use them in the real world of page and screen without ever thinking twice about it.
The rules no longer slow you down any more than a cloud on the horizon can keep you from your destination here on earth.
Our goal herein is to learn to internalize a handful of critical rules so we can more or less forget them in the act of writing—so they become second-nature whenever (and whatever) you write.
Once implanted in your cerebral cortex, these rules will disappear just as stitches miraculously vanish after surgery that time you fell from out of nowhere. And then the real writing can begin.
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Write Good! - Michael Conniff
For Alan Brinkley and Gordon Lish
TABLE OF CONTENTS
About Michael Conniff
Author’s Note
Preface
#1
Break The Rules
Know the rule you are breaking.
#2
Complete Sentences
Write in complete sentences with a subject and a verb.
Except when you don’t.
#3
Mix Up Your Paragraphs
Varying the length of your paragraphs
will avoid visual and literary monotony.
#4
Dialogue Speaks
Put speakers and speech into separate paragraphs.
#5
Say Hey!
Use says or said as your go-to verbs in dialogue.
#6
For Repeat’s Sake
Repeat words for emphasis, not from laziness.
#7
The Oxford Comma
Use two commas in a series of three,
three in a series of four,
and so on ad infinitum.
#8
Dash It
Dashes push words and phrases apart in a sentence.
(Hyphens, in contrast, pull words together to form a new meaning: they work in opposite ways and are in no way interchangeable.)
#9
Hyphen Nation
Hyphens marry two words together
to form a new meaning.
#10
Colonoscopy
Use colons to introduce lists or quotes—
and to direct the reader forward into the rest of the sentence.
#11
Semi-Colonic
Avoid semicolons except in a series with multiple commas.
#12
The Point Of Exclamations
Use them sparingly if at all.
#13
Ellipsis Unbound
The ellipsis does not include punctuation.
#14
Its and It’s Will Never Be The Same
Never mistake the possessive (its)
for the contraction of it is (it’s).
#15
Don’t Get Started With It or There
Avoid the variations of it is and there are at the start of a sentence.
#16
Don’t Go For That
Eliminate the word that unless you absolutely need it.
#17
Which Ways
Which preceded by a preposition
will create a glitch in your sentence.
#18
Not Very
Don’t use very very often.
#19
But, So, And For Start-Ups
To start a sentence, no commas are required after
but, so, or and.
#20
Long And Short Of Dependent Clauses
Because long dependent clauses at the start of a sentence like this one not only suck but also suck the life out of your writing,
do not start with long dependent clauses
that work against the forces of gravity.
#21
However... Furthermore... Meanwhile... Moreover...
Forevermore eliminate
meanwhile, moreover, however, and furthermore.
#22
No Respect For Respectively
Don’t use respective or respectively
to indicate order in a sentence,
#23
The Fact That Is Fiction
Eliminate the fact that
because it calls your authority into question.
#24
A Great Deal Is A Lot Of Nothing
Avoid vague phrases like a great deal and a lot of
that literally amount to nothing.
#25
Vernacular
Avoid misspellings and made-up words
to capture colloquial language.
#26
Contractions
Avoid contractions with more than one syllable.
#27
Early Attribution In Quotes
Put attribution at the first break in the dialogue or text
for rhythm—and to avoid confusion.
#28
Use Quotation Marks For Quotes Only
Never put words in quotes unless they are spoken—
or quoted from the text.
#29
Think In Italics
Use italics when a character or subject
is actually thinking thoughts.
#30
Punctuation Within Quotes
Put punctuation within quotes,
not outside the quoted phrase or sentence.
#31
Decades Are Not Possessive
Use the plural, not the possessive,
to indicate years or decades when using numbers.
#32
Decades Reflect The Times
Spell out the word when invoking the decade as a whole.
#33
Capitalizing Titles
Limit capitalization of titles to people in government.
#34
Correct Mistakes Immediately
Don’t wait to fix a mistake.
#35
Spell-Check
Spell-check your text before you show it to anyone else.
#36
Be Wrong Consistently
A foolish consistency is better than an unknown inconsistency.
icheal_connif_400.jpgMICHAEL CONNIFF
Michael Conniff’s novel, BOOK OF O’KELLS: MOTHER NATURE, reached the Top Ten list for Historical Fiction in 2016 and again in 2018. The author of more than a dozen published short stories, he was nominated by Tim O’Brien and selected as a Sokolov Scholar in Fiction at the Breadloaf Writers Conference. His play, THE MADNESS OF HATTERS, from the multimedia, multi-form BOOK OF O’KELLS, was performed in workshop by Theatre Aspen. In addition, BOOK OF O’KELLS: THE GOOD EGG, was the first and only novel ever conceived and consummated on Facebook. In addition, he has written several TV pilots and screenplays, including SPY HIGH, a one-hour dramatic thriller; and the how-to book WRITE GOOD!
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