PMS and Menopause: Ducklings - Volume One

By Francesca Thoman

From a charming elf that gives impossible answers to important questions, to an otter that finds a home by the sea, these stories are both unusual and delightful. A poem about a mouse shows the costs of thoughtless friends, and the story of two elephants shows how difficult some friends can be. The story of the patient cat that watches and saves

• Language: English
• Publisher: Empowered Whole Being Press
• Release date: Jun 23, 2015
• ISBN: 9781634528924

Francesca Thoman

A conscious clairaudient channel for 30 years, Francesca Thoman has pursued a spiritual life since 1968, channeling wisdom from discarnates, extra-terrestrials, and elves, and has had the honor of channeling Nikola Tesla since 1995, creating seven books with him. Living in the San Francisco Bay Area with her husband, a computer engineer, Francesca is an award-winning author, UFO contactee, and Certified Akashic Record Consultant.

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FAIRFELLOW TAP-HAMMER AND THE LITTLE CHILD

The little child asks, What is thunder?

Fairfellow Tap-Hammer says, Potatoes rolling across the sky.

Whose potatoes are they?

Fairfellow Tap-Hammer says, They belong to the gardening angels. They use the red potatoes for sunset, and the golden potatoes for dawn.

What makes it rain?

Fairfellow Tap-Hammer says, Some say the dust makes the clouds sneeze, but I say the sun and the moon make them full of sweet juice that is good for us.

Why is rain good for us?

Fairfellow Tap-Hammer says, Because it has all the flavors and colors of laughter, singing and sleep.

Why is the sky blue in the day and dark at night?

Fairfellow Tap-Hammer says, Because the sky tried to be green in the daytime, but decided it didn’t like it. And it tried to be silver all night, but then you could not see the stars.

Why are there stars?

Fairfellow Tap-Hammer says, They are extra notes of music. If there weren’t stars, all the music in the world would be too crowded.

Why are there flowers in the ground?

Fairfellow Tap-Hammer says, Because love and memories tell them where to grow.

Why do trees grow pointing up?

Fairfellow Tap-Hammer says, They tried to grow sideways, but they kept getting tangled up.

Why are trees green?

Fairfellow Tap-Hammer says, They dance with the wind better when they’re dressed in green.

Why are leaves red in the fall?

Fairfellow Tap-Hammer says, Because when they remember how silly it was to grow sideways, they laugh too hard.

What happens when trees laugh too hard?

Fairfellow Tap-Hammer says, Their leaves turn red and yellow and orange and then just fall away.

THE OTTER-CHILD

Once upon a time when the world was younger than today, there was an otter-child. She lived in the forest, and swam in rivers and ponds. She hunted for fish with her parents, and slid down the snow banks with her brothers and sister. They lived in a hole in the bank at the river’s edge, snug and warm and safe.

But one day, when spring was new again, it was time to leave home. She did not want to go, but her mother was firm. I have taught you what you need to know, she said, kissing the otter-child on the cheek. You swim and you fish. You dive and you keep your own fur clean and fluffed with air. You can make your own way in the world.

But where will I live? the otter-child asked.

Do not worry, her mother said as she kissed her good-bye at the river’s edge. You will find a home when you find it, and you will know it is your own.

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