Britannia Waves the Rules (NHB Modern Plays)
By Gareth Farr
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Carl doesn't fit in at home. He doesn't fit in anywhere. When he signs up for the Army, he sees it as a way out of his life in Blackpool. But the Army takes him to Afghanistan. And when he comes home, it's not as a war hero but as a changed man.
Britannia Waves the Rules won a Judges' Award in the 2011 Bruntwood Prize for Playwriting. It premiered at the Royal Exchange Theatre, Manchester, in May 2014.
'a thrilling onslaught of explosive eloquence... oozes testosterone... often insolently, defiantly funny... its language, sliding in and out of verse, blends hip-hop rhymes with lyrical poeticism' The Times
'gritty, well researched... a real tour de force' WhatsOnStage
'fast, furious and action-packed... filled with rage' Manchester Evening News
Gareth Farr
Gareth Farr is an actor and writer. His plays include: Biscuits for Breakfast (Hampstead Downstairs, 2023); The Quiet House (Birmingham Rep & Park Theatre, London, 2016); and Britannia Waves the Rules (Royal Exchange Theatre, Manchester, 2014 and tour; winner of a Judges' Award at the 2011 Bruntwood Prize for Playwriting; Sydney Fringe Festival). As an actor he has worked with the RSC, Young Vic, West End, Royal Court, West Yorkshire Playhouse and Sheffield Theatres, and has had numerous television roles on programmes including Misfits, Skins and Vera.
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Britannia Waves the Rules (NHB Modern Plays) - Gareth Farr
Gareth Farr
BRITANNIA WAVES
THE RULES
NICK HERN BOOKS
London
www.nickhernbooks.co.uk
Contents
Title Page
Original Production
Dedication
Acknowledgements
Epigraph
Characters
Britannia Waves the Rules
About the Author
Copyright and Performing Rights Information
Britannia Waves the Rules was first performed at the Royal Exchange Theatre, Manchester, on 27 May 2014, with the following cast:
To Gabby.
For your dignity. For your strength.
For teaching me so much. For holding on and believing.
You are my world.
Acknowledgements
Special thanks to the Bruntwood Prize for Playwriting, the Peggy Ramsay Foundation, Suzanne Bell, Sarah Frankcom, Jamie Samuel, Josh Hayes, Gary Cooper, Katherine Rose Morely and Keeley Forsyth for the development work.
Thanks to John Kettle for the use of his song and lyrics. Thanks to the staff and students of Arts Educational Schools London for their time, patience and support in allowing me to work on this production.
Thanks to Nick Bagnall for his unending passion towards this play. Thanks to my mum and dad for everything. Thanks to Gabby for her patience, support and love.
This play would be so much less without you all.
G.F.
‘I know this government bids us choose,
I know a nation stands in queues,
Have you ever been in Room 101? Where the waiting’s never done.
And I laugh and I cry. Britannia waives the rules.’
‘Pendle Hill’, The Tansads
Characters
CARL
UNCLE CHARLES
ANDY APPLETON
ANTHONY APPLETON
GOLDIE SHAW
DAD
RECRUITING OFFICER
SERGEANT STOKES
BILKO
CORPORAL
MUM
AFGHAN MAN
LIEUTENANT THOMPSON
This ebook was created before the end of rehearsals and so may differ slightly from the play as performed.
Alone on stage CARL is running. It’s graceful and strong and fluid. We watch him. He stops, catches his breath, looks at the audience and recites a poem.
CARL.
Nowhere to go and nothing to do,
Nothing to earn and housekeeping too,
In a coastal town with a postal frown,
Because nobody wants to go there.
Everyone knows you and nobody knows you,
Some people like you but most people hate you,
They were born here, they still live here.
Just. Like. You.
‘Will you work? Why won’t you work?
Got to get a job and behave.’
But a job is a wage and a wage is a cage,
In a town. Like. Mine.
So I reckon I’ll wait, I’ll bide my time till something better comes along,
I’m only young; the bottom-est rung.
So I’ll think and I’ll sink.
I’ll wander and ponder,
Till I know. What’s. What.
Or maybe I’ll just go, and break all the rules of this Alcatraz town,
Maybe I’ll go and not turn back,
Cos if nowt comes from nowt and owt comes from out,
I’m better. Off. Gone.
It’s a poem. I wrote it. It’s shit. I know it’s shit.
Have you ever been to Blackpool? Don’t bother it’s shit. I’m serious. It is, it’s shit.
I looked up the word façade once in the dictionary. My Uncle Charles said it so I looked it up. He’s fat my Uncle Charles. He’s fat but he doesn’t think he is. He thinks he’s fit but he’s not. He’s fat. Fat like with two bellies, where his belt digs into his gut. And he’s bald. And he wears glasses. That’s about it. He used to take me to the British Legion every Saturday afternoon when I was a kid. I say every Saturday afternoon, he did it for about a year, two years, about eighteen months after his sister died to give my dad a break. His sister, my dad’s wife, my mum, she died and he took me to the Legion on Saturdays to give my old man some space. Fuckin’ British Legion. Have you ever been in one of those places? Don’t bother they’re shit. At least the one in Blackpool is.
Somewhere else in the space UNCLE CHARLES sits by the window of the British Legion.
The British Legion in dirty old Blackpool town. It was old. Picture of the Queen behind the bar and old. Everything was old. It looked old, it smelled old, it was full of oldness and it was always hot. They used to keep the heating on full so that all the old dudes didn’t die. We’d go in and we’d throw our coats in the corner, there were no pegs, just a corner of the room where everyone threw their coats and gloves and stuff in a big pile.