Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons (NHB Modern Plays)
By Sam Steiner
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Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons imagines a world where we're forced to say less. It's about what we say and how we say it; about the things we can only hear in the silence; about dead cats, activism, eye contact and lemons, lemons, lemons, lemons, lemons.
Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons premiered at Warwick Arts Centre in 2015 and won three Judges' Awards at the National Student Drama Festival, before appearing at Latitude Festival, the Edinburgh Festival Fringe and Camden People's Theatre, London.
'A beautiful play about the beauty and preciousness of language… about as promising as debuts get' - Time Out
'Takes the can opener to a typical opposites-attract romcom in order to explore wider issues of democracy and free speech - Guardian
Sam Steiner
Sam Steiner is a playwright and screenwriter from Manchester. His plays include: A Table Tennis Play (Walrus Theatre, Edinburgh Fringe, 2019); You Stupid Darkness! (Paines Plough & Theatre Royal Plymouth, 2019); Kanye the First (HighTide, 2017) and Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons (Walrus Theatre, 2015). He is a co-founder of Walrus, a new writing and touring theatre company.
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Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons (NHB Modern Plays) - Sam Steiner
Characters
BERNADETTE
OLIVER
Note on Text
A forward slash (/) indicates interrupted speech.
They speak slowly and quietly.
OLIVER. Thirty-four.
BERNADETTE. Twenty-one.
Pause.
Day?
OLIVER. Yeah. Yours?
BERNADETTE. Yeah. Tuesday happened again.
OLIVER. Sorry.
BERNADETTE. Well, sorf.
OLIVER. Fuck it.
Pause.
Talk?
BERNADETTE. Eleven. You talk.
OLIVER. About?
BERNADETTE shrugs.
Bernadette.
BERNADETTE. I know.
OLIVER. I can’t know you in one hundred and forty.
Pause.
BERNADETTE. Try.
*
OLIVER. We need to stop meeting here. It’s all a bit morbid.
BERNADETTE. Well, it’s the only place that I know that you know.
OLIVER. You’ve never asked where else I know.
BERNADETTE. Well maybe I just like revisiting the graves of dead cats. Maybe I’m just that kind of girl.
OLIVER. Maybe we should talk about other places that we could meet.
Pause.
I told my friend Eliot / about you
BERNADETTE. Eliot’s the one that played trumpet on / your latest
OLIVER. Yeah / and
BERNADETTE. The one that’s really pro-word limit.
OLIVER. Yeah. Fascist fuck. Anyway I told him that I’d met a… person… and that she was you, you know, that her name was Bernadette and that she had… like I described you to him, your features and everything… that you’re a lawyer / and stuff.
BERNADETTE. Training.
OLIVER. And then he asked me where we met.
BERNADETTE. You didn’t tell / him that
OLIVER. That we’d met at a funeral for a cat named Dennis? No.
BERNADETTE. Or that we…
OLIVER. Continued to meet at the pet cemetery for… No.
BERNADETTE. So you haven’t actually told him…
OLIVER. No. I told him we met in a Greggs.
Pause.
I think we should talk about other places that we could meet. Like abattoirs or sausage factories.
BERNADETTE. Yeah. We should. We should. It’s just…
OLIVER. Yep.
BERNADETTE. That I don’t know you outside the pet cemetery, Oliver. I don’t know you when you’re around other people really.
OLIVER. Only the carcasses of dead animals.
BERNADETTE. Yeah.
OLIVER. Right.
BERNADETTE. And what if you’re like a different guy when you’re not around