Cat Vs Cocker

By Jody Wallace

A very good story about a very bad cat...

Raziel has everything a cat could want – her own house, her own human, and lots of tuna and cuddles. When her soft, wonderful human is seduced by a hairy, dog-scented male, Raziel  does what any smart cat would do and resists the change, unwilling to give up her human's attention and the best spot in the bed.

Her stealthy resistance comes to an abrupt halt, however, when the humans try to introduce a dog into the household, and Raziel is forced to escalate her resistance into a literal campaign of terror. Have the humans been brainwashed by canine tail wags and fawning obedience, or can Raziel save the day?

This short story is not intended for children unless you like to read cuss words to children.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Meankitty Publishing
• Release date: Feb 18, 2020
• ISBN: 9781393703174

Jody Wallace

Jody Wallace’s 30+ titles include sf/f romance, paranormal romance, and contemporary romance. Her fiction features diverse protagonists, action, adventure, and humor. Her readers frequently comment on her great characters, suspenseful stories, and intriguing and creative world building. When describing her methods, Jody says: “There are two sides to every story. I aim to tell the third. And I add cats regardless.” Outside of her fiction career, Jody has employed her Master’s Degree in Creative Writing to work as a college English instructor, technical documents editor, market analyst, web designer, and all around pain in the butt. To discover other books by Ms. Wallace, visit her website at http://www.jodywallace.com  Ms. Wallace’s newsletter: https://www.jodywallace.com/newsletter/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/jodywallace Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/JodyWallaceAuthor To discover meankitties, visit the cat’s website at http://www.meankitty.com

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CAT VS COCKER

by

Jody Wallace

CAT VS COCKER

By Jody Wallace

Edition 2

Meankitty Publishing

Copyright ©2020 Jody Wallace

Cover by Rando Dando

Editor: Jackie Barbosa

All Rights Reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles and reviews.

This ebook is licensed for the original buyer only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people at sharing sites, loops, discussion boards or through other means. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

This story was previously published in the Cocky Cockers anthology but has not been substantially altered or revised.

About the Story:

RAZIEL HAS EVERYTHING a cat could want – her own house, her own human, and lots of tuna and cuddles. When her soft, wonderful human is seduced by a hairy, dog-scented male, Raziel  does what any smart cat would do and resists the change, unwilling to give up her human’s attention and the best spot in the bed.

Her stealthy resistance comes to an abrupt halt, however, when the humans try to introduce a dog into the household, and Raziel is forced to escalate her resistance into a literal campaign of terror. Have the humans been brainwashed by canine tail wags and fawning obedience, or can Raziel save the day?

Note: This is a short story and it is not for children unless you like to read cuss words to children.

Cat Vs Cocker

That giant, reeking human, the one who keeps stealing my soft petter, has brought me a new scratching post. Well, they call it a couch, but it’s for me. The two of them wrestle it through the door, laughing, and settle it against the wall where my old scratching post used to be.

I do not break for the great outdoors, though I could. I totally could. Instead I watch from the kitchen counter, as my petter smiles up at the large male and doesn’t even say hello to me, after being missing for eons.

The food is half gone from my bowl. By Bast, I could have starved.

They head back outside, for what I don’t know, and I approach the offering. Large, brown, plump, like the world’s biggest lap. I sniff the corner. Reach for the arm with my front paws. And dig in.

Oh, my. It is a delight. A pleasure to my claws—supple and slick