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Low Down Johnny Brown - Ronnie Shantz/Robinson
LOW DOWN JOHNNY BROWN
Copyright 2001, 2019 by Ronnie Robinson. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system, without permission in writing from the author.
1
FADE IN:
INT. A JETLINER—DAY
The vague hum of a jetliner.
The quiet hub bub or activity.
An old WW1 Vet and his wife dozing.
Kids playing patty cake patty cake
A couple mega movie producer discussing a script…
…and a balding older man wearing a strange little beanie, reading a newspaper.
LOW DOWN JOHNNY BROWN, peculiar looking, 62, sits alone sipping coffee from his thermos amidst the silent activity.
A stewardess, LINDSEY, brings him a meal, and Brown puts his paper down.
STEWARDESS
Here’s your dinner, Mr. Brown. I’m sorry
it’s so late, but we had a few problems up
front. The captain, he thinks he’s Tarzan
and we’re all his Janes.
BROWN
Don’t you worry your pretty head about
it, ma’am. A late one’s as good as an
early one I always say.
STEWARDESS
(smiles, charmed)
If there’s anything else I can get you,
just…
BROWN
I’ll do that. Don’t you be too far away now.
He pours more coffee into his cup from the thermos, and she starts to leave, hesitates.
2
STEWARDESS
There’s fresh coffee up front if you’d like.
I can get you a cup if—
BROWN
That’ll be alright, ma’am. I never did like
coffee made by anyone’s hands but my
own.
STEWARDESS
Okay. Well… if you need anything, just—
BROWN
I sure will.
She starts to leave again, lingers a moment. Brown smiles a little, reading it.
STEWARDESS
Excuse me, Mr. Brown… hoping it isn’t forward
of me, but I was wondering, I mean, since I’m
here… can I have your autograph? It would mean
so much to me, and—
She shyly holds out her pen and pad and Brown takes them, a twinkle in his eye.
BROWN
Just tell me what you want it it say.
(RE: name tag)
Hows about to the prettiest girl this side
of the Mississippi. Lindsey.
STEWARDESS
Sybil.
BROWN
(fading smile)
Sybil?
STEWARDESS
Yes, it’s for my great grandmother. She’s
totally in love with you. Ever since you blew
away those four Russian mob members last
year, it’s all she ever talks about. She’s been
3
STEWARDESS
taping and following your career for years.
Brown slowly crosses out Lindsey and writes Sybil.
BROWN
Sybil.
STEWARDESS
(beaming)
Thank you so much, this’ll be the best
hundredth birthday present ever. She’ll
never forget it. Thanks.
She walks off, and Brown relaxes back into his seat with that Low Down Johnny Brown disgruntled grimace.
BROWN
What a hoot.
Brown notices a beautiful mean looking femme fatale at a front corner of the plane coldly scanning the jetliner. She signals her male counterpart with her eyes at the end of the plane,
nods at the movie producers, and her Male counterpart sits in a vacant seat behind them.
A mild argument sifts in beside Brown and he continues with his meal, taking it all in.
INT. COCKPIT
Lindsey takes trays away from the PILOT and an Asian femme fatale looking CO-PILOT.
LINDSEY
Will there be anything else, sir?
PILOT
Hardly. Whatever that was it must’ve been
dead for a year. Tasted like cardboard.
LINDSEY
I’m…sorry, sir. Perhaps you’d like—
PILOT
(curtly)
That’ll be all. I don’t intend on trying to
4
PILOT
fly this bird with food poisoning.
She rolls her eyes, exits, and the Asian Co-Pilot glances at the Pilot.
CO-PILOT FEMME FATALE
Where I come from, cardboard is a delicacy.
PILOT
Where you come from, they still live in huts.
This is America, not some third world country
where people don’t even have the use of
refrigeration for god sake.
The Asian Co-Pilot forces a chuckle, the Pilot missing an ice cold demeanor filtering into her.
INT. JETLINER
Brown is still eating his meal, still keeping an eye on Femme Fatale 1 and her Male counterpart.
The argument beside him escalates, and he looks over, annoyed.
MALE VOICE(O.S.)
…but that’s not what I said.
FEMALE VOICE(V.O.)
But that’s what you meant.
MALE VOICE(O.S.)
Don’t tell me what I meant, tell me what I
said.
HENRY and ALICE BLACK, 37, glasses, the dulldrums of a twelve year marriage, sit directly across from Brown, the typical domestic bickering of a couple in flux.
ALICE
If I said what you said, you’d say you
didn’t mean what you meant. So I’m not
telling you what you meant by not saying
what you said.
Henry looks at a man beside him, bewildered. The man shrugs don’t look at me, it’s your wife.
5
HENRY
All…all I said was it was a thought that
crossed my mind. I didn’t say I actually
‘wanted’ to do it. It was just a thought.
ALICE
There you go again. Men always use
that excuse. It was just a thought. But you
really want to do it.
HENRY
Don’t tell me it hasn’t crossed your mind.
Afterall, you’re the one always complaining
about that once bright flame of love fading
into a dying ember.
Brown smirks a little, goes back to his meal.
ALICE
(growing annoyance)
Oh, twist this all around on me. You
know, you men…
HENRY
Red.
They stop and hold their breath in a well counseled anger management moment.
Brown continues watching the two hijackers, catches them covertly signal each other getting ready for something, then notices Alice and Henry holding their breath across the aisle.
HENRY
Green.
ALICE
(calmer)
Men always try and twist everything around
on women when a relationship begins to fail.
HENRY
We do not. That’s just your guilt looking for
an excuse to blame it all on us men. Your
passion’s died, admit it.
6
Femme Fatale 1 moves closer to the movie producer and sits in an empty seat in front of them.
ALICE
That’s your fault.
HENRY
How is it our fault?
ALICE
You drive it away with all your pathetic
visual thoughts of fornication.
HENRY
(takes off glasses, mulls
it over)
Our visual thoughts of fornication…
ALICE
Instead of counting sheep at night, you
count big busted blonds floating by, it’s
disgusting.
HENRY
We do not. And they’re brunets.
ALICE
Red.
They hold their breath again, and the CAMERA shifts to Brown watching the two hijackers look up toward the restroom. Something’s going down.
HENRY
Green.
ALICE
You have two heads. And neither one knows
how to satisfy a woman by itself.
ALICE
That’s why god gave you two heads. Because
he foresaw that when one failed, you’d still
be usable to the more complex gender and
he wouldn’t have to painstakingly remodel
7
ALICE
the original.
Brown shifts his eyes over at Alice, also bewildered.
INT. RESTROOM
A fourth hijacker, Femme Fatale 2, sits inside on the toilet, waiting. She gets up, pries open a small panel in the wall showing three miniature guns inside and sits back down to wait.
INT. JETLINER—NIGHT
HENRY
I don’t believe this conversation.
(to man beside him)
Can you believe this conversation?
ALICE
Admit it. I’m right and you’re wrong.
A man in front of them looks around, annoyed.
MAN IN FRONT
Admit it. So we can get some peace.
HENRY
(to a man behind them)
What about you, are you mutinying als—
A MAN BEHIND
Red.
HENRY
No, it won’t work if you do it. Our therapist
said it’s a marriage management technique
that only works between—
HALF THE PLANE
Red!
Henry and Alice hold their breath.
8
INT. COCKPIT
Asian Femme Fatale unbuckles her seatbelt, points to the restroom and exits to the annoyance of the pilot.
INT. JETLINER
The entire plane is watching Henry and Alice holding their breath. They finally exhale, out of breath.
ALICE
‘See’?
HENRY
So what do they know? They’re men.
They’re just agreeing because you’re
cute. Why don’t you get a neutral point
of view.
ALICE
Fine.
HENRY
Fine.
ALICE
‘Fine’.
She looks around, spots Brown directly across the aisle, munching down.
ALICE
Excuse me.
Brown stops chewing and looks over at Alice with a mouth full of food.
ALICE
I wonder if we can get your opinion on
something. If you were married to me for
ten years or so, would I still spin your
compass?
She gets up, does a little model spin in the middle of the aisle and sits back down amidst a few whistles.
9
ALICE
Henry thinks his passion’s died.
(to the whistlers)
Thank you.
Brown’s eyes shift from Henry to Alice like they’re a pair of nuts.
Suddenly Henry looks closer at Brown, quickly fumbles putting on his glasses, thunderstruck.
INT. RESTROOM
Femme Fatale 2 and Asian Femme Fatale are arguing with each other. Femme Fatale 2 pulls out an uzi from the wall panel, gives it to Asian Femme Fatale, she hooks it under her dress on her thigh, exits, and Femme Fatale 2 pulls two more uzi’s from the panel and sits back on the toilet to wait.
INT. JETLINER
Henry focuses on Low Down Brown and points at him, exuberantly.
ALICE
What is it now?
HENRY
That’s…that’s Low Down Brown! That’s
Low Down Johnny Brown!
ALICE
Excuse me?
HENRY
That’s low Down Brown! You know, bang
bang blow’em up ‘you got some bad news
comin’ Johnny Brown, the killer cop!
He mimics pointing a gun at the passengers and fires like an admiring child.
HENRY
Pshoo! Pshoo! Low Down Brown!
ALICE
Are you having another one of your
adolescent fantasies?
10
HENRY
No! I’m serious! Low Down Brown! A lot older
and balder perhaps, but still Low Down Brown!
He’s sooooo Looooow!
Brown scowls, more agitated.
Femme Fatale 2 exits the restroom, covertly hands Femme Fatale 1 something, an uzi, and one to her Male counterpart.
Brown annoyingly packs up, reading it.
ALICE
You know, hon… I’m becoming very
disillusioned with your fixation on such
a macho, low classed cartoon character.
What is it, the blue sunglasses?
Brown scowls at her now.
HENRY
That’s him I tell you!
ALICE
(to Brown)
My husband. Still hasn’t gotten over his
fixation with guns. An inadequacy thing
I suppose.
She sighs, takes off her glasses and holds out her hand.
ALICE
Hi, I’m Alic—
BROWN
I want you to listen, ma’am, and listen real
close. And don’t take no offence. When I
say bury your face in my crotch, you bury
it. And fast.
ALICE
‘Excuse me… !?’
11
CU Henry read Brown’s glance at the Femme Fatales.
HENRY
You mean…
(meekly)
Uhboy.
A muffled uzi blast rings out from the cockpit, and the three hijackers jump up with uzi’s pointed, Femme Fatale 1 quickly making her way toward the rear.
MALE HIJACKER
Alright everyone—over on you laps!
Like deer in headlights, everyone remains frozen in place.
FEMME FATALE 2
He said bend over on your lap!
She bashes a producer in the head with her uzi, and he slumps over, unconscious.
MALE HIJACKER
Over! Now!
Everyone quickly obeys, and Femme Fatale 2 quietly points her gun at the producers in the seat in front of Brown. It’s a hit.
The male Hijacker notices Brown the only one not bent over. He moves toward him and hesitates at Alice leaning her face into his crotch.
BROWN
You ladies havin’ a nice flight?
MALE HIJACKER
Bend over!
BROWN
Seein’ as I can’t since someone
else’s there right now…
He roughly throws Alice back into her seat, turns back to Brown—
MALE HIJACKER
I said bend—
12
--and stops. Brown has a bad ass sawed off shotgun looking his right in the face he’d been holding under Alice.
FEMME FATALE 1
(from the plane rear)
What’s wrong?
HENRY
Why don’t you come up and find out,
Jerk!
(excitedly to Brown)
I’ll help you get them all together so
you can—
BROWN
Stay out of it!
Femme Fatale 1 runs toward them and freezes at the gun pointed at the Male Hijacker.
HENRY
This…this is a classic!
All three hijackers contemplate the odds. Femme Fatale 1 looks at Henry.
HENRY
I wouldn’t. See, he’s like an anchor on
the news… but if you’re looking to be