The Lamberts: A Wotdunit
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Meet a family of fools tied to their own destruction in Anthony North's darkest novella so far.
Anthony North
Thinker & Storyteller****7,453 Words to Save the UK and I,Writer are now FREE. Scroll down to find them.*****1955 (Yorkshire, England) – I am born (Damn! Already been done). ‘Twas the best of times ... (Oh well).I was actually born in the year of Einstein's death, close to Scrooge's Counting House. It doesn't mean anything but it sounds good. As for my education, I left school at 15 and have had no formal education since. Hence, I'm self-taught.****From a family of newsagents, at 18 I did a Dick Whittington and went off to London, only to return to pretend to be Charlie and work in a chocolate factory.When I was ten I was asked what I wanted to be. I said soldier, writer and Dad. I never thought of it for years – having too much fun, such as a time as lead guitarist in a local rock band – but I served nine years in the RAF, got married and had seven kids. I realized my words had been precognitive when, at age 27, I came down with M.E. – a condition I’ve suffered ever since – and turned my attention to writing.Indeed, as I realized that no expert could tell me what was wrong with me, I began my quest to find out why. Little did I realize it would last decades and take me through the entire history of knowledge, leaving me with the certainty that our knowledge systems are inadequate.****My non-fiction is based on P-ology, a thought process I devised to work with patterns of knowledge, and designed to be a bedfellow to specialization. A form of Rational Holism, it seeks out areas the specialist may have missed. I work from encyclopaedias and introductory volumes in order to gain a grasp of many subjects and am not an expert in anything, but those patterns keep forming. Hence, I do not deal in truth, but ideas, and cover everything from politics to the paranormal.When reading my work I ask only: do I make sense? Of course, an expert would say: a little knowledge is a dangerous thing. I agree. And an expert has so little knowledge of everything.I also write novels and Flash Fiction in all genres.
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The Lamberts - Anthony North
The Lamberts:
A Wotdunit
By Anthony North
Copyright: Anthony North 2021
Cover image copyright: Yvonne North, 2021
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Other books by Anthony North
In 2019 I began publishing 14 volumes of my fiction, inc 7 novels in most genres, & 21 works of non-fiction covering cults, politics, conspiracies, religion, disasters, science, philosophy, warfare, crime, psychology, new age, green issues & all areas of the unexplained, inc ufology, lost worlds and the paranormal. Hopefully appearing at the rate of one a month, check out the latest launch at my bookstore at http://anthonynorth.com or buy direct from Smashwords for all devices at: https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/anthonynorth
In addition to the above, you may like my ‘I’ Series – 8 volumes of flash fiction (horror, sci fi, romance, adventure, crime), 4 volumes of poetry & 5 volumes of short essays from politics to the unexplained. Available from same links as above. Also check out my bookstore for news of my books out in paperback.
CONTENTS
The End
Jason's Story
Julian's Story
Anna's Story
Marion's Story
Bob's Story
Philip's Story
Wotdunit
About the Author
Connect With Anthony
The End
Death has only one certainty. It occurs - in the end it happens to you all. Everyone, and everything, suffers death - unless you are a god. But this certainty aside, death comes in many ways.
Sometimes it comes quick, and so violent that death is instantaneous and without pain. Then it can be gentle and slow; a mere snuffing out during sleep, the experiencer none the wiser. But other deaths can be slow and violent, and with oodles of pain to make it a very memorable event.
They had been burnt to a crisp. And when I say this, I mean the flames had licked - incinerated - every part of them, burning deep into their bodies and consuming their organs, leaving them blackened shadows of what little humanity they had had.
The blackened corpses were in varied statuesque poses around the room. They had all ended up at the house, expecting a finale to the events of their lives, but not this.
Or had they?
The answer to that question is the point of this work; and I suppose the first question is: who were these corpses in front of us? Who had they been?
Behind a desk, seemingly in charge of the proceedings, sat the blackened corpse of Jason Lambert, a macabre, distorted look on what remained of his face. In life, he had been in his late fifties; an elegant, handsome man and head of Lambert Corder Electronics. A ruthless, ambitious man, he had been successful in his work. But had he been as successful in his private life?
On a settee to the side of the desk sat the blackened corpses of Jason's son, Julian, and his fiancée Anna Daniels. Their faces were slightly more serene, if marginally, and their corpses were entwined, as if, as the flames licked and consumed, they had found final solace in a deathly embrace, the flames fusing them in an eternal expression of their togetherness.
But was this togetherness truth, or illusion?
Marion Lambert, so beautiful for her fifty years of age, was laid at her husband, Jason's, feet. She had not been in this position in the last moments of life. Rather, she had been merely walking past the desk, a tray of tea in her hands. It was a joke that her last, eternal, pose was to be by his feet like this. She would have preferred to have fallen the other way, but as the fountain of flame licked her, it was out of her hands. If only her other leg had burnt off first, she may have toppled the other way - a more true indication of her relationship with her man. But it was not to be.
On the settee at the other end of the room sat the blackened corpses of the two outsiders in this room. When a fire consumes flesh, it leaves grease, lots of oily grease. And the first of these two was exceptionally greasy over its corpse. Which was fitting for Bob Daniels was the greasy, sleaze ball of this macabre meeting. Anna's father, he was also associated with this family through being factory manager of Lambert Corder Electronics. But we will discover many more secrets behind this shadowy, cruel figure of a man.
And finally, every grouping of people must have their saint. And this came in the stiffness of the final corpse; that of Dr Philip Hargreaves. A medical man most of his life, I suppose he realized more than the others what a horrific death they would have, as the flames first burst upon them. The fact that his corpse seemed to be in the process of standing up testifies that the man had tried to help, even as his own body was consumed. So did he deserve to be here, this close friend of the family?
Well, does not every saint have feet of clay?
So we meet the victims, and we meet the perpetrators, and we have seen their end. We have seen it in all its horror, the ultimate pain and suffering endemic to that end. But why was this deed done? What had these six people done in life to be burned into eternity in such a way?
Questions, questions. So many questions. And so many hints to come. Hints to why, to how, and by whom.
These then are the people. These, also, are the questions. And we have the mystery; the mystery of the circumstances. But such a web it is that we must sift the evidence slowly, placing each of the characters within the life of the others.
So sit back, turn the page, as we go in search of wotdunit.
Jason's Story
Jason Lambert lies awake in his bed. It could have been any morning over many years. But it just so happens this is the morning of