Baldwin's Catholic Geese
By Keith Hutson
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Keith Hutson
Keith Hutson has written for Coronation Street and for many well-known comedians. His award-winning poetry has been widely-published both in the UK and internationally. He plays to packed houses and was a 2018 Laureate’s Choice poet. He is a member of the Poetry Salzburg editorial board and delivers poetry and performance workshops in schools for the Prince’s Trust. A Mancunian by birth, Keith now lives in Halifax, West Yorkshire, where he is Poet-In-Residence at the Square Chapel Theatre. He has an MA (Poetry) from Manchester Metropolitan University. His two pamphlets, Routines (Poetry Salzburg, 2016) and Troupers (Smith|Doorstop, 2018) were followed by his first book-length collection, Baldwin's Catholic Geese, from Bloodaxe in 2019.
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Baldwin's Catholic Geese - Keith Hutson
KEITH HUTSON
BALDWIN’S CATHOLIC GEESE
Keith Hutson’s debut collection, Baldwin’s Catholic Geese, looks at life, death, triumph, tragedy, through the lens of not only beloved music hall and variety artistes like Hylda Baker and Frankie Howerd, but also the obscure, long-forgotten acts such as The Bryn Pugh Sponge Dancers, Macauley’s Leaping Infants, Willy Netta’s Singing Jockeys, and many more.
Here is a celebration of poetic form and of the extraordinary characters who have entertained us for over two centuries. Comedy and grief, laughter and mourning bring into sharp focus what it means for all of us who have to make the most of our luck – the good, the bad, and the bizarre.
‘This is the poet as portraitist, as raconteur, as a teller of fables. The music hall poems in particular – like flickering magic lanterns – are full of wit and pathos.’ – Michael Symmons Roberts
‘These poems illuminate something timeless about ambition and the human spirit. Keith Hutson is a wonderful talent – his hardworking, technically-assured poems arrive all of a piece centre-stage.’ – Carol Ann Duffy, on Troupers
‘Knowing, funny, sad, virtuoso, these compelling sonnets bring theatrefuls of yesteryear vividly to life. Keith Hutson explores art as artfulness, performance as a way of coping, or seeming to. His ad-libs are perfectly timed and if we laugh out loud at his routines, we flinch too at the imaginary hot fat
of the risks his characters take by being centre-stage.’ – PETER SANSOM, on Routines
Cover painting: Comedian’s Corner (1932)
by Harry Rutherford (1903-85)
Oil on board, 62 x 52cm © Mary Fielder
Astley Cheetham Art Gallery, Stalybridge, Greater Manchester / Bridgeman Images
KEITH HUTSON
Baldwin’s Catholic Geese
for Robert and Adele
and, of course, Fiona
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Acknowledgements are due to: Bare Fiction, The Fenland Reed, The Fortnightly Review, The Friend, Grey Suit Poetry, The High Window, The Interpreter’s House, London Grip, Magma, The Manhattan Review, The North, Poetry Salzburg Review, Prole, Spilling Cocoa Over Martin Amis, Stand and Vanguard Anthology 2.
Some of these poems, or earlier versions, appeared in two pamphlets, Routines (Poetry Salzburg, 2016) and Troupers (Smith| Doorstop, Laureate’s Choice, 2018)
‘Caretaker’ was longlisted in the 2018 National Poetry Competition judged by Hannah Lowe and Andrew McMillan. ‘The Call of the Wild’ was shortlisted in the 2017 Cornwall Contemporary Poetry Competiton judged by Alison Brackenbury. ‘Civic Theatre’ won 3rd place in the 2015 Poetry Business Yorkshire Prize judged by Billy Collins. ‘Coming On Strong’ was Commended in the 2016 York Literature Festival Competition judged by Carole Bromley. ‘I’m Here All Week’ was shortlisted for the 2017 Wordsworth Trust Prize judged by Mimi Khalvati and Ian Duhig. ‘Tiddly Om Pom Pom’ won 2nd place in the 2016 Manchester Metropolitan University Sonnet Competition judged by Carol Ann Duffy. ‘Vera’ was Commended in the 2016 Mclellan Prize judged by David Constantine. The quartet of ‘No Contest’, ‘The Fish Fryer’, ‘Heart’ and ‘Coming On Strong’ was Highly Commended in the 2016 RNCM/MMU Rosamond Prize, a poet/composer musical collaboration judged by Michael Symmons Roberts. ‘Bad Impresario’ was Highly Commended in the 2017 Rosamond Prize.
Many thanks to David Constantine, Ian Duhig, Clare Shaw.
Special thanks to Neil Astley, Michael Symmons Roberts, and Ann and Peter Sansom.
Particular thanks to Carol Ann Duffy for all her encouragement and support.
CONTENTS
Title Page
Dedication
Epigraph
Acknowledgements
The Opener
Juvenile
Coming On Strong
Revival
The Fish Fryer
No Contest
Lady Be Good
Hylda
Heart
Glasgow Empire
Bad Impresario
Accept No Imitations
Family Business
My Old Man
The Call of the Wild
Raising Steam
And They’re Off!
Night Class
The World’s Greatest Whistler
Morton Fraser’s Harmaniacs
The Man with the Xylophone Skull
The Ray Conniff Singers
Tiddly Om Pom Pom
Slave Song
Straight Man
Frontiersman
The Reluctant Sitter
Anthony Howell and His Disenchanted Sow
Largesse
The Art of Hunger
Praise Poem
Zazel, The Shooting Star!
Without a Net
Dr Zhivago
Power Sharing
The Dancing Quakers
Inextricable
The Audience
Exotica
Widow Twankey
Burlington Bertie
Out from Under
Mary Poppins
Self Help
Saddled
Better Out Than In
Beyond Belief
Crowd Control
Engagement
Controlled Explosion
Le Pétomane
Castrato
Tragedian
Nightmare Scenario
Lo! Hear the Gentle Lark
Foreign Exchange
Counter Culture
Brass Band
Pleasure Craft
Response
Bad Rap
Roughage
Three Sightings of Batman
The Hard Stuff
Little Wonder
Go Gentle
Street Cred
The Man Who Killed Houdini
Here’s Looking at You
Lament
Buccaneer
Double Act
Scandal
Vintage
Clever Bugger
Civic Theatre
Hostess Trolley
Dumbing Up
Town Crier
Light Brigade
Speech Coach
A Funny Thing Happened…
Dun Roamin’
Confidence Trick
Caretaker
Immense
Above All
Vera
Eleven, Plus
Stepping Out
The Belly Dancers of Burnage
Crossing the Floor
The Highland Live-Wire
Hostilities
I’m Here All Week!
All the Rage
Chanteur
Memory Man
Soul Mates
That’s Your Lot
NOTES
BIBLIOGRAPHY
About the Author
Copyright
Pray temper your hilarity
with a modicum of restraint
GEORGE ROBEY 1869-1954
The Opener
Do not book a buffoon. People can’t