Linelandia

By Berly LeShay

Discover the trials and tribulations of the Linelandians, who are one-ish dimensional creatures that live in a poorly defined two-ish dimensional world. As Top Hat Pat fights for equality for all linear formulas, Cape Cain aims to retain his power across Quadrant I. While the Linelandians are preoccupied, another group disrupts the war to advanc

• Language: English
• Publisher: Trail Placebo
• Release date: Feb 25, 2023
• ISBN: 9781088009987

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Preface

We live in a world where anyone can self-publish, so I figured I would too! This story started as a silly gift to my mom, so happy birthday Mom! The intention behind the story is purely absurd, so please enjoy the silly story and poor, terrible illustrations. The featured plant species are not organized in any intentional way, except for maybe the order I saw some plants and a few that I thought would help land a joke here and there. I did my best with the plant names, both common and scientific. The scientific names were checked in January 2023, and also, I'm not a taxonomist. I’m sure there are many geometrical, botanical, and logical errors. If you catch any, congratulations? I wasted a lot of time on this and that's not very kind of you to put down all my beautiful work. Get out of here dork.

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Linelandia

Once upon a time, in a poorly defined two-ish dimensional world, lived the Linelandians of Linelandia. Linelandians are one-ish dimensional creatures