Hijacked Holidays
By B. A. Paul
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Welcome to Hijacked Holidays, where not everything comes up candy canes and mistletoe!
From unreliable characters to deep, dark family secrets, these not-quite-so-jolly holiday mysteries may make you paranoid about your Christmas dinner guests this year.
So, take a break from the baking, wrap up in your favorite blanket and escape into a twisted tale or two.
Stories included in this edition:
Good Help
Of Family and Flannel
All the Bells and Whistles
The Pristine Paper Chain
B. A. Paul
Beth enjoys chucking words into sentences then standing back to see what magic—or mayhem—falls out, crafting tales in mystery, sci-fi, fantasy, and general "slice of life" fiction. She couldn't accomplish this without the help of her tutu-clad Little Miss Muse and Trudi the Concrete Office Goose, who's partial to superhero capes. Her stories have appeared in multiple publications, including Pulphouse Fiction Magazine and Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine, and in multiple fiction anthologies. She's received several Honorable Mentions from Writers of the Future. Her lighthearted blog peeks into the writing life as she pokes fun at herself and her circus of a life. Follow the antics of Little Miss Muse and Trudi, read Beth's blog (she might have burned down her kitchen last week), and discover the stories at bapaul.com.
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Hijacked Holidays - B. A. Paul
HIJACKED HOLIDAYS
B. A. PAUL
Hijacked Holidays Copyright © 2022 by B.A. Paul
This collection and the works therein are licensed for your personal enjoyment only. All rights reserved. This is a work of fiction. All characters and events portrayed herein are fictional, and any resemblance to real people or incidents is purely coincidental. This work, or parts thereof, may not be reproduced in any form without permission.
Good Help
Copyright © 2021 by B.A. Paul; Of Family and Flannel
Copyright © 2022 by B.A. Paul; All the Bells and Whistles
Copyright © 2019 by B.A. Paul and first seen in WMG’s Winter Holiday Spectacular 2020: Mysterious Christmas, edited by Kristine Kathryn Rusch; The Pristine Paper Chain
Copyright © 2021 by B.A. Paul
CONTENTS
Foreword
Good Help
Of Family and Flannel
All the Bells and Whistles
The Pristine Paper Chain
About the Author
Also by B. A. Paul
Stay In Touch!
FOREWORD
Not everyone has fond memories of the holidays. Be it a family crisis or the lack of a family, burnt turkey or the lack of a turkey, sometimes our perfectly planned Norman Rockwell imaginings come out lopsided.
These tales reflect the frustration of those not-so-pristine holidays. Something’s a tiny bit skewed—or totally amiss.
Whether you need a short escape from Aunt Bertha’s blathering or a companion to hide away with while Uncle Rodger hooks up his RV in your backyard, Hijacked Holidays has you covered.
Happy reading!
B. A. Paul
GOOD HELP
Finding someone to take over long-established holiday traditions can be a tricky business.
Faye dunked the last mixing bowl caked in brownie batter into the sink. The suds disappeared five dirty bowls and two spatulas ago and her preferred burn-the-hide-off water temperature for handwashing dishes was now only lukewarm. She’d done as much prep as possible for today—the last round of family would trickle in for the third and final holiday dinner of the season.
She gazed out the window to her backyard as she absentmindedly swished the dishrag into the bowl. A towering oak taller than the house supported a rickety tree swing rope—minus the wooden seat. The frayed end danced in the breeze. She’d wanted her son to replace the seat before the holidays. Give the little ones a place to cut loose and feel the wind on their faces—instead of feeling the wrath of Faye inside for being too rambunctious around her vintage snowman collection.
Her son was too busy, as were the sons-in-law.
As were the grandsons-in-law and various fiancés capable of ladder-climbing and tree-swing seat replacing.
She and Albert had created quite the brood. You’d think one of her guys could handle such a menial task. Faye never asked for much, but when she did, no one was available.
What was that old nursery rhyme? Miss Muffet? The Old Maid?
No. It was a chicken. The Red Hen or something like that.
Good help was just so hard to come by. Faye felt like a molting red chicken. Carrying the load of family rearing alone as Albert galivanted across the country under the guise of providing for their family—which he did, for the most part—but it was Faye who made each penny stretch triple-time while Albert stretched
his love out from coast to coast. Also triple-time, come to find out.
When confronted, Albert had blamed his hot-trotting on being a red-headed stepchild with no good father figure. Nevertheless, he fathered a few red-headed children of his own, also with no real father figure around.
Albert and Faye Crawley and their five children were dubbed the Crawley Crew by neighbors and social circles decades ago. All five of her kids natural redheads. All five grown, married, and relatively successful with multiple offspring of their own—not all redheads, thank goodness. And some of those children