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    How to Get Out of a Speeding Ticket
    How to Get Out of a Speeding Ticket
    How to Get Out of a Speeding Ticket
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    How to Get Out of a Speeding Ticket

    By West Greene

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    A Standalone, Short Romantic Comedy

    Getting pulled over for speeding--especially as fast as I was going--is anyone's nightmare. And desperate to get out of a speeding ticket that might not only get my license revoked, get me sent to jail, or get my car impounded, I lie.

    I tell the biggest lie my brain can conjure up.

    I tell the officer that my pregnant wife is in labor and panicking, and I'm rushing to get to her side. Mind you, I'm single--can't even remember the last time I had a girlfriend--and I sure as hell don't have a baby on the way.

    The officer--not believing me--followed me to the hospital where I hope and pray I can find someone willing to let me use them to stay out of trouble.

    When I find a pregnant woman alone and clearly in pain, will she help me, or will she laugh in my face and tell the officer to arrest me?

    **This is a short, instalove novelette.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTiff Thomas
    Release dateJan 9, 2023
    ISBN9781005062200
    How to Get Out of a Speeding Ticket
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    West Greene

    West Greene is a romance author that specializes in short, steamy books and serials.She loves to write about billionaires, bad boys, CEOs, forbidden relationships, and other romance tropes that are sure to keep her readers hooked.She can currently be found on Facebook and Instagram.

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