The Irish Kleptomaniac and other Gems
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The Irish Kleptomaniac and Other Gems is a collection of mostly humorous verse in the comic tradition of Edward Leer and Pam Ayres.
It also includes a classic account of a Third Round FA Cup Tie, and a celebration of the wonders of the famous Glasgow museum, The Burrell Collection.
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The Irish Kleptomaniac and other Gems - Donald Montgomery
THE ARTIST
A French impressionist painter
Well known to folks everywhere
Hated going to the lavatory
Because he had to climb up the stair.
His legs were too short for his body
And on each trip he kept risking his neck.
So he built another lavatory downstairs
And that’s why they called him Two-Loos Lautrec.
THE DISILLUSIONED MP
An outstanding Member of Parliament,
Known as Bill to friend and foe,
Was utterly devastated
When his nymphomaniac girlfriend
Gave him the old heave-ho.
His chums rallied round to console him,
they said; ‘It’s sad but still,
she was only interested in your private members