The Wallypug of Why
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The Wallypug of Why - G. E. Farrow
G. E. Farrow
The Wallypug of Why
Sharp Ink Publishing
2022
Contact: info@sharpinkbooks.com
ISBN 978-80-282-0579-9
Table of Contents
CHAPTER I THE WAY TO WHY.
CHAPTER II THE FISH WITH A COLD.
CHAPTER III BREAKFAST FOR TEA.
CHAPTER IV GIRLIE SEES THE WALLYPUG.
CHAPTER V WHAT IS A GOO?
CHAPTER VI THE WALLYPUG’S FANCY DINNER PARTY.
CHAPTER VII THE INVISIBLE JOKE.
CHAPTER VIII CAN A PIG PERCH?
CHAPTER IX BUYING AN EXCUSE.
CHAPTER X THE RIDE WITH THE ALPHABET.
CHAPTER XI GIRLIE IS CARTWRECKED.
CHAPTER XII THE SPHINX AND THE BATHING-MACHINE WOMAN.
CHAPTER XIII WHAT HAPPENED AT WHY.
CHAPTER I
THE WAY TO WHY.
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IT was a very warm afternoon, and Girlie was sitting by the play-room window watching the gold fish idly swimming about in her little aquarium. She was feeling very sigh
as she called it, that is, not very happy, for her brothers were all away from home, and she had no one to talk to. Even Boy, her youngest brother, was staying with some friends at Broadstairs, and she thought it very hard that she should have to wait at home for another week before joining him there. Her aunt, with whom she was staying, had received a letter from him that morning and had brought it up to Girlie to read.
But it will only make me more sorry than ever that I am not there,
thought poor Girlie. She had the letter in her hand and was trying to decide whether she should read it or not when she caught sight of a few words at the bottom of the first page, which was half drawn out of the envelope:—
was written in Boy’s big, sprawling handwriting.
Whatever is a Goo?
thought Girlie; and, instead of reading the rest of the letter as most people would have done, she shut her eyes and tried to think whether she had ever heard of, or seen such a thing. She was trying hard to remember whether there was such a creature mentioned in her Natural History book, and had just come to the conclusion that she had never read of one, when she heard a little cough from the other end of the room, and, opening her eyes, she saw Dumpsey Deazil, her favourite doll, struggling up from the very uncomfortable position in which she had been lying, with her head in a domino box and her feet on Noah’s Ark.
DUMPSEY DEAZIL.
Girlie stared with amazement, and the more so when Dumpsey Deazil, having succeeded in getting on to her feet, walked awkwardly up to where she was sitting, and holding out a stiff, sawdust-stuffed hand, said in a squeaky little voice:
So you want to know what a Goo is, do you?
‘YOU DEAR OLD THING,’ CRIED GIRLIE.
Oh, you dear old thing!
cried Girlie, jumping up excitedly, and catching Dumpsey Deazil up in her arms. "I always knew that you could talk if you only would, and now at last you are going to do so, just as dolls always do in fairy tale books."
"Of course all dolls can talk if they like, said Dumpsey Deazil;
only they never do so, except when they wish. But about the Goo, do you really want to know what it is?"
Yes, I do,
said Girlie, because I don’t remember ever having heard of such a thing.
Well, I don’t quite know what it is myself,
said Dumpsey Deazil, but I can take you to the land of Why if you like, where all the questions and answers come from, and then you can find out for yourself, you know.
Oh! that would be splendid!
exclaimed Girlie. Is it a very long way off though?
Yes, it is rather a long way,
admitted Dumpsey Deazil; but it would not take us long to get there by the way in which we should go.
How is that?
asked Girlie. By train?
Oh dear, no!
cried Dumpsey Deazil; "by a much quicker way than that. You have just to take hold of one of my hands and, shutting your eyes very tightly, count up to one hundred aloud, and then when you open them again you will find yourself there."
What a funny way to travel,
said Girlie. I am sure, though, that I should like it very much indeed. Can we go now, this very minute?
Yes,
said Dumpsey Deazil; but, before we start, you must promise me that you will be very kind to the Wallypug, for he is a kind of relation of mine.
The Wallypug! Good gracious! Whoever is he?
exclaimed Girlie.
You will see when you get to Why,
said Dumpsey Deazil mysteriously. "Now then, are you ready? Remember, though, you must be sure and not let go of my hand till you have counted up to one hundred, or you will lose me."
All right!
promised Girlie, taking hold of Dumpsey Deazil’s hand and screwing up her eyes very tightly. One, two——
She was sorely tempted to open her eyes, however, when she felt herself being carried off her feet; still, she felt very comfortable and it seemed to her that she was floating rapidly through the air.
Eighty-five, eighty-six! Oh dear! somebody has taken hold of my other hand now,
cried Girlie. "I really must look."
And, opening her eyes, she found herself in a country lane.
A benevolent-looking little old gentleman, dressed in knee breeches and wearing a huge broad-brimmed hat, was holding her wrist with one hand, while in the other he held a toy watch.
Dumpsey Deazil was floating rapidly away in the distance, frantically waving her arms and screaming out in an agonised voice,—
I told you not to open your eyes until you had got to one hundred!
DUMPSEY DEAZIL WAS FLOATING RAPIDLY AWAY.
Girlie watched her disappear over the hedge, and then turned in dismay to the little old gentleman, who was still holding her hand and beaming upon her with a reassuring smile.
Your friend was taking you through the air rather too quickly to be good for your health, so I thought that I had better stop you,
he said.
Well, then, I think it was very rude of you,
said Girlie, who felt greatly alarmed at having lost Dumpsey Deazil. I don’t know, I am sure, however I am going to get home again now,
she continued, feeling half inclined to cry.
"Excuse me, you should never say ‘I don’t know,’ said the old gentleman.
It is a very bad plan. If you really do not know anything, you should always pretend that you do. I invariably do so, and I ought to know, for I am the Wallypug’s Doctor-in-law."
"Oh! Who is the Wallypug, please? asked Girlie curiously,
and I’m afraid I don’t know what a doctor-in-law is, either."
One question at a time, my child,
said the old gentleman. Who the Wallypug is you will soon find out for yourself; and a doctor-in-law is something between a father-in-law and a step-father, a sort of half-a-stepfather, in fact. That will be six-and-eightpence, please,
and the Doctor-in-law held out his hand with a smile.
What for?
exclaimed Girlie.
Professional advice,
said the Doctor-in-law blandly.
What advice?
asked Girlie; I don’t know what you mean.
"Didn’t I advise you never to say, ‘I don’t know’?" explained the Doctor-in-law.
But I didn’t ask you to give me any advice at all,
cried Girlie in dismay.
"Oh! if I waited till people asked me for advice I should never get any clients! said the Doctor-in-law;
and you might as well give me the other guinea at the same time," he continued.
"What other guinea? What do you mean?" asked Girlie.
The guinea for professional attendance when you first arrived here,
said the Doctor-in-law. I always charge a guinea for that.
But I didn’t want you to attend to me,
said Girlie indignantly. I wish you hadn’t.
"If I waited till people wanted me to attend to them I should get no patients, admitted the Doctor-in-law;
so I always attend to people when I think they require it, whether they wish me to do so, or not. I must really insist on the fee, please. Let’s see, that will be