Norton's Philosophical Memoirs: The story of a man as told by his dog
By Håkan Nesser
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I was born somewhere on the plains west of Uppsala, Sweden. In the beginning I was blind and tumbled around with my siblings. We pooped and bit each other and nursed, and our mother - who I must admit was kind of a bitch - tried to raise us to the best of her ability. Without all that much success, I must say too.
When I was about two months old I was adopted. Two long-legged humans, a man and a woman, came and picked me up, loaded me in a car and drove into town. This is the story of the eleven years we spent together.
Håkan Nesser
Håkan Nesser is one of Sweden’s most popular crime writers, receiving numerous awards for his novels featuring Inspector Van Veeteren, including the European Crime Fiction Star Award (Ripper Award) 2010/11, the Swedish Crime Writers’ Academy Prize (three times) and Scandinavia's Glass Key Award. The Van Veeteren series is published in over twenty-five countries and has sold over ten million copies worldwide. Håkan Nesser lives in Gotland with his wife and spends part of each year in the UK. In addition to the popular Van Veeteren series, his other books include the psychological thriller The Living and the Dead in Winsford and The Barbarotti series.
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Norton's Philosophical Memoirs - Håkan Nesser
NORTON’S PHILOSOPHICAL MEMOIRS
Authored by Norton Kierkegaard
Transcribed by Håkan Nesser
Illustrated by Karin Hagen
Translated from the Swedish by Paul Norlen
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About this Book
About the Author
Table of Contents
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About Norton’s Philosophical Memoirs
Now don’t start getting ideas. I am not a philosopher. I’m a dog. But I look like a philosopher, they say. I’m what’s known as a Rhodesian Ridgeback. My forebears used to hunt lions in Africa, but I’m a modernized urban specimen. I don’t hunt much of anything.
I was born somewhere on the plains west of Uppsala, Sweden. In the beginning I was blind and tumbled around with my siblings. We pooped and bit each other and our mother – who I must admit was kind of a bitch – tried to raise us to the best of her ability.
When I was about two months old I was adopted. Two long-legged humans, a man and a woman, came and picked me up, loaded me in a car and drove into town. This is the story of the eleven years we spent together.
One Man.
One Dog.
Three Countries.
Eleven Years.
Countless Meatballs.
Norton is probably one of the most well-travelled dogs in the world. He has chased down tennis balls in Central Park, checked out the fairer sex in Kensington Gardens and rescued a woman in distress on the Swedish island of Gotland.
Norton and Håkan spent eleven years together. They shared many adventures and developed a strong bond of love and friendship. In these memoirs, Norton the dog recounts his numerous travels and the many wisdoms he has amassed from living his life with the two-legged race called human beings.
CONTENTS
Welcome Page
About Norton’s Philosophical Memoirs
I. Stages on Life’s Way (2004–9)
Overture
Portrait of the Author as a Young Pup
My Universities
America, Early Adult Years
New York, New York
Gotland, My Relationship to Rabbits
Kensington Gardens. Panegyric to a Park, Et Cetera
The Man on the Heath
After-Party
II. Further Stages on Life’s Way (2009–14)
On Fog, Horses and a Pub
Back to the Homeland. Stockholm. Melvin
Katarinavägen. Söder. Vita Bergen. The Woman
The Woman in the Forest – A Morality Tale
III. Final Stages on Life’s Way (2014)
Reyr and Safir. Infirmities and Old Age
Finito
On the Other Side
Concluding Remark
Endpapers
About Håkan Nesser
About Anima
Copyright
I. Stages on Life’s Way
(2004–9)
img2.jpgIncluding: The Man on the Moor —
A Story from Real Life
img3.jpgOVERTURE
Now don’t start getting ideas.
I am not a philosopher. I’m a dog.
But I look like a philosopher, they say, and I’m not sure the distinction is as great as you might think. In which case, the main difference is probably that we dogs keep our musings to ourselves. For good and ill.
I’m what’s known as a Rhodesian ridgeback. My forebears used to hunt lions in Africa, but I’m a modernized urban specimen. I don’t hunt much of anything. As I write this I happen to be with the man in an inn on a moor in England. It’s not the moor of the Baskervilles; this one’s called Exmoor, located right next to it.
I’m going to tell you something that happened yesterday. Firstly, because it’s an instructive story, and secondly because I actually remember it; my memory isn’t world class, truth be told. But we’ll deal with that in due course. Let me start