The Punk Rock Handbook

By Baphomet Giger

The Punk Rock Handbook is the classic punk rock comedy, everything you need to know about being punk rock from the gutter punk underground. The book that you will want to read again and again when your drunk.

• Language: English
• Publisher: tredition
• Release date: Mar 31, 2017
• ISBN: 9783732392599

Book preview

First of all punk is dead.

Bring punk back with necromancy.

To be punk you must get drunk and listen to rap

Listen to ICP

You must like Crass and Dead Kennedy's

Always vote Jello Biafra for President

Always vote for anyone named Jerry Brown

Drink Cheap Beer

Drink Any Beer

Drink all the Beer

Punks That do witchcraft do chaos magick

Drink Natural Ice and call it Naty Ice, or Natie Ice

Drink Milwaukee's Best Ice But call it The Beast

Drink all the Alcohol

Drink Dank Beer also

Smoke Dank Weed

Smoke Bammer Weed

Share your drugs unless your strait edge, then just share your attitude

Listen to the Misfits song Attitude over and over

Listen to California Uber Alles by Dead Kennedy's over and over again

Drink Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and collect all the Bottle tops till you have the full deck

Pee on each other

Trick each other into drinking pee instead of beer

Listen to old school rap

Listen to