Straight Until Christmas

By Jay Hunt

Keith Harris has to play straight fake boyfriend for the holidays.

That would be easier if he weren't so broke and didn't owe money to his kickboxing trainer, who may or may not be a sociopath.

Keith's best buddy Ryan is in financial straits too. Ryan needs cash for his divorce and wants to buy Christmas presents for his cute little nieces and nephews.

But Keith's got a plan.

A plan that has nothing to do with falling in love with your straight best friend, because that would be stupid, right? Hopefully, his brilliant plan won't bomb like all his other brilliant plans.

Usually, Ryan goes along with Keith's crazy schemes, like selling sequin leggings for cats and dogs or promoting potato chip flavored toothpaste. But can Keith get Ryan to take off his clothes for the camera while hungry guys watch?

Probably not.

Having sex with another guy on live stream might be too gay even for a liberal like Ryan.

Or is it?

 

Author's note:

Expect some naughty language, plenty of laughs, a little sex between friends, and a merry-ever-after.

• Language: English
• Publisher: My Deep Dark Pain is Love
• Release date: Oct 15, 2022
• ISBN: 9798215458983

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