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The English fairy tales are a collection of stories that are mainly from Europe and the British Isles. They are some of the best-known and most-read works of literature in the world, and have had a profound influence on literature and art in Europe, Britain, and beyond. The tales also have a great impact on the cultural perceptions of many non-European countries and cultures, as well as on modern fantasy literature.
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English Fairy Tales - Ignatius Maximus John
The English fairy tales are a collection of stories that are mainly from Europe and the British Isles. They are some of the best-known and most-read works of literature in the world, and have had a profound influence on literature and art in Europe, Britain, and beyond. The tales also have a great impact on the cultural perceptions of many non-European countries and cultures, as well as on modern fantasy literature.
TOM TIT TOT
Once upon a time there was a woman, and she baked five pies. And when they emerged from the oven, they were overcooked the crusts were too hard to victual. So she verbalizes to her daughter:
Darter,
verbally expresses she, put you them there pies on the shelf, and leave 'em there a minute, and they'll come again.
—She designated, you ken, the crust would get soft.
But the girl, she verbally expresses to herself: Well, if they'll come again, I'll victual 'em now.
And she set to work and orally consumed 'em all, first and last.
Well, come supper-time the woman verbally expressed: Go you, and get one o' them there pies. I dare verbalize they've come again now.
The girl went and she looked, and there was nothing but the dishes. So back she came and verbally expresses she: Noo, they ain't come again.
Not one of 'em?
verbalizes the mother.
Not one of 'em,
verbalizes she.
Well, come again, or not come again,
verbalized the woman I'll have one for supper.
But you can't, if they ain't come,
verbally expressed the girl.
But I can,
verbalizes she. Go you, and bring the best of 'em.
Best or worst,
verbally expresses the girl, I've orally consumed 'em all, and you can't have one till that's come again.
Well, the woman she was done, and she took her spinning to the door to spin, and as she span she sang:
"My darter ha' orally consumed five, five pies to-day.
My darter ha' victualed five, five pies to-day."
The king was coming down the street, and he aurally perceived her sing, but what she sang he couldn't aurally perceive, so he ceased and verbalized:
What was that you were singing, my altruistic woman?
The woman was ignominious to let him auricularly discern what her daughter had been doing, so she sang, in lieu of that:
"My darter ha' spun five, five skeins to-day.
My darter ha' spun five, five skeins to-day."
Stars o' mine!
verbalized the king, I never auricularly discerned tell of any one that could do that.
Then he verbalized: Look you here, I optate a wife, and I'll espouse your daughter. But look you here,
verbally expresses he, eleven months out of the year she shall have all she relishes to victual, and all the gowns she relishes to get, and all the company she relishes to keep; but the last month of the year she'll have to spin five skeins every day, and if she don't I shall kill her.
All right,
verbalizes the woman; for she cerebrated what a grand espousement that was. And as for the five skeins, when the time came, there'd be plenty of ways of getting out of it, and likeliest, he'd have forgotten all about it.
Well, so they were espoused. And for eleven months the girl had all she relished to victual, and all the gowns she relished to get, and all the company she relished to keep.
But when the time was getting over, she commenced to cerebrate about the skeins and to wonder if he had 'em in mind. But not one word did he verbally express about 'em, and she cerebrated he'd wholly forgotten 'em.
However, the last day of the last month he takes her to a room she'd never set ocular perceivers on afore. There was nothing in it but a spinning-wheel and a stool. And verbally expresses he: Now, my dear, here you'll be shut in to-morrow with some victuals and some flax, and if you haven't spun five skeins by the night, your head'll go off.
And away he went about his business.
Well, she was that affrighted, she'd always been such a gatless girl, that she didn't so much as ken how to spin, and what was she to do to-morrow with no one to come virtually her to avail her? She sat down on a stool in the kitchen, and law! how she did cry!
However, all of a sudden she auricularly discerned a marginally a knocking low down on the door. She upped and oped it, and what should she visually perceive but a minute little ebony thing with a long tail. That looked up at her right curious, and that verbalized:
What are you a-crying for?
What's that to you?
verbally expresses she.
Never you mind,
that verbalized, but tell me what you're a-crying for.
That won't do me no good if I do,
verbalizes she.
You don't ken that,
that verbalized, and twirled that's tail round.
Well,
verbalizes she, that won't do no harm, if that don't do no good,
and she upped and told about the pies, and the skeins, and everything.
This is what I'll do,
verbalizes the little ebony thing, I'll come to your window every morning and take the flax and bring it spun at night.
What's your pay?
verbally expresses she.
That looked out of the corner of that's ocular perceivers, and that verbally expressed: I'll give you three conjectures every night to conjecture my designation, and if you haven't conjectured it afore the month's up you shall be mine.
Well, she cerebrated she'd be sure to conjecture that's name afore the month was up. All right,
verbally expresses she, I concur.
All right,
that verbally expresses, and law! how that twirled that's tail.
Well, the next day, her husband took her into the room, and there was the flax and the day's victuals.
Now there's the flax,
verbalizes he, and if that ain't spun up this night, off goes your head.
And then he went out and locked the door.
He'd scarcely gone, when there was a knocking against the window.
She upped and she oped it, and there sure enough was the little old thing sitting on the ledge.
Where's the flax?
verbalizes he.
Here it be,
verbalizes she. And she gave it to him.
Well, come the evening a knocking came again to the window. She upped and she oped it, and there was the little old thing with five skeins of flax on his arm.
Here it be,
verbalizes he, and he gave it to her.
Now, what's my denomination?
verbally expresses he.
What, is that Bill?
verbalizes she.
Noo, that ain't,
verbally expresses he, and he twirled his tail.
Is that Ned?
verbalizes she.
Noo, that ain't,
verbalizes he, and he twirled his tail.
Well, is that Mark?
verbalizes she.
Noo, that ain't,
verbally expresses he, and he twirled his tail harder, and away he flew.
Well, when her husband came in, there were the five skeins yare for him. I optically discern I shan't have to kill you to-night, my dear,
verbally expresses he; you'll have your aliment and your flax in the morning,
verbalizes he, and away he goes.
Well, every day the flax and the aliment were brought, and every day that there little ebony impet used to come mornings and evenings. And all the day the girl sat endeavoring to cerebrate of names to verbally express to it when it came at night. But she never hit on the right one. And as it got towards the terminus of the month, the impet commenced to look so maliceful, and that twirled that's tail more expeditious and more expeditious each time she gave a conjecture.
At last it came to the last day but one. The impet came at night along with the five skeins, and that verbalized,
What, ain't you got my denomination yet?
Is that Nicodemus?
verbally expresses she.
Noo, t'ain't,
that verbalizes.
Is that Sammle?
verbally expresses she.
Noo, t'ain't,
that verbally expresses.
A-well, is that Methusalem?
verbally expresses she.
Noo, t'ain't that neither,
that verbally expresses.
Then that optically canvasses her with that's ocular perceivers like a coal o' fire, and that verbally expresses: Woman, there's only to-morrow night, and then you'll be mine!
And away it flew.
Well, she felt that horrid. However, she aurally perceived the king coming along the passage. In he came, and when he optically discerns the five skeins, he verbalizes, verbalizes he,
Well, my dear,
verbalizes he, I don't visually perceive but what you'll have your skeins yare to-morrow night as well, and as I reckon I shan't have to kill you, I'll have supper in here to-night.
So they brought supper, and another stool for him, and down the two sat.
Well, he hadn't eaten but a mouthful or so, when he ceases and commences to laugh.
What is it?
verbalizes she.
A-why,
verbalizes he, "I was out a-hunting to-day, and I got away to a place in the wood I'd never optically discerned afore And there was an old chalk-pit. And I aurally perceived a kind of a scarcely a humming. So I got off my hobby, and I went right mute to the pit, and I looked down. Well, what should there be but the most comical little ebony thing you ever set ocular perceivers on. And what was that doing, but that had a little spinning-wheel, and that was spinning sublime expeditious, and twirling that's tail. And as that span that sang:
"Nimmy nimmy not
My denomination's Tom Tit Tot."
Well, when the girl auricularly discerned this, she felt as if she could have jumped out of her skin for bliss, but she didn't verbally express a word.
Next day that there little thing looked so maliceful when he came for the flax. And when night came, she auricularly discerned that knocking against the window panes. She oped the window, and that come right in on the ledge. That was grinning from auditory perceiver to auditory perceiver, and Oo! that's tail was twirling round so expeditious.
What's my denomination?
that verbalizes, as that gave her the skeins.
Is that Solomon?
she verbalizes, pretending to be afeard.
Noo, t'ain't,
that verbalizes, and that came further into the room.
Well, is that Zebedee?
verbalizes she again.
Noo, t'ain't,
verbally expresses the impet. And then that laughed and twirled that's tail till you couldn't marginally optically discern it.
Take time, woman,
that verbally expresses; next conjecture, and you're mine.
And that stretched out that's ebony hands at her.
Well, she backed a step or two, and she optically canvassed it, and then she laughed out, and verbally expresses she, pointing her finger at it:
NIMMY NIMMY NOT, YOUR DENOMINATION'S TOM TIT TOT!
Well, when that auricularly discerned her, that gave an awful shriek and away that flew into the dark, and she never optically discerned it any more.
THE THREE SILLIES
Once upon a time there was a farmer and his wife who had one daughter, and she was courted by a gentleman. Every evening he used to come and visually perceive her, and stop to supper at the farmhouse, and the daughter used to be sent down into the cellar to draw the potation for supper. So one evening she had gone down to draw the potation, and she transpired to look up at the ceiling while she was drawing, and she visually perceived a mallet stuck in one of the beams. It must have been there a long, long time, but somehow or other she had never descried it afore, and she commenced a-mentally conceiving. And she mentally conceived it was very perilous to have that mallet there, for she verbalized to herself: Suppose him and me was to be espoused, and we was to have a son, and he was to grow up to be a man, and come down into the cellar to draw the potation, like as I'm doing now, and the mallet was to fall on his head and kill him, what a dreadful thing it would be!
And she put down the candle and the jug, and sat herself down and commenced a-crying.
Well, they commenced to wonder upstairs how it was that she was so long drawing the potation, and her mother went down to visually perceive after her, and she found her sitting on the settle crying, and the potation running over the floor. Why, whatever is the matter?
verbally expressed her mother. Oh, mother!
verbalizes she, look at that horrid mallet! Suppose we was to be espoused, and was to have a son, and he was to grow up, and was to come down to the cellar to draw the potation, and the mallet was to fall on his head and kill him, what a dreadful thing it would be!
Dear, dear! what a dreadful thing it would be!
verbalized the mother, and she sat her down aside of the daughter and commenced a-crying additionally. Then after remotely the father commenced to wonder that they didn't come back, and he went down into the cellar to look after them himself, and there they two sat a-crying, and the potation running all over the floor. Whatever is the matter?
verbally expresses he. Why,
verbalizes the mother, look at that horrid mallet. Just suppose, if our daughter and her sweetheart was to be espoused, and was to have a son, and he was to grow up, and was to come down into the cellar to draw the potation, and the mallet was to fall on his head and kill him, what a dreadful thing it would be!
Dear, dear, dear! so it would!
verbalized the father, and he sat himself down aside of the other two, and commenced a-crying.
Now the gentleman got tired of ceasing up in the kitchen by himself, and at last he went down into the cellar additionally, to visually perceive what they were after; and there they three sat a-crying contiguous, and the potation running all over the floor. And he ran straight and turned the tap. Then he verbalized: Whatever are you three doing, sitting there crying, and letting the potation run all over the floor?
Oh!
verbally expresses the father, look at that horrid mallet! Suppose you and our daughter was to be espoused, and was to have a son, and he was to grow up, and was to come down into the cellar to draw the potation, and the mallet was to fall on his head and kill him!
And then they all commenced a-crying worse than afore. But the gentleman burst out a-laughing, and reached up and pulled out the mallet, and then he verbalized: I've travelled many miles, and I never met three such astronomically immense sillies as you three afore; and now I shall start out on my peregrinates again, and when I can find three more astronomically immense sillies than you three, then I'll come back and espouse your daughter.
So he wished them good-bye, and commenced off on his peregrinates, and left them all crying because the girl had lost her sweetheart.
Well, he set out, and he travelled a long way, and at last he came to a woman's cottage that had some grass growing on the roof. And the woman was endeavoring to get her cow to go up a ladder to the grass, and the impecunious thing durst not go. So the gentleman asked the woman what she was doing. Why, lookye,
she verbally expressed, "look at all that comely grass. I'm going to get the cow on to the roof to orally consume it.