Funny Incidents or, Why No Good Deed Goes Unpunished!
By Kay Morrison
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What is this life if, full of care,
We have no time to stand and stare.
– W.H. Davies
A light-hearted collection of stories and anecdotes, detailing disconnected events drawn disparate sources, demonstrating just how much we miss when we fail to stop and take notice. Life is what happens to us when we are busy making other plans.
Author, Kay Morrison has brought together a compendium of stories that vary between the fun, the frivolous, the occasionally cringe-inducing but speak, nevertheless, to the heart and soul of the human condition in all of our interactions, in our comings and our goings.
No need to dig too deep. The tales told here are too good not to tell, too funny not to share.
Kay Morrison
Kay Morrison lives in Dublin, Ireland. She is the previously published author of 'Patient Number 360993' (Original Writing, 2010). Her collection of anecdotes, 'Funny Incidents or, why no good deed goes unpunished' was published in 2022 under the imprint of The Manuscript Publisher.
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Funny Incidents or, Why No Good Deed Goes Unpunished! - Kay Morrison
Acknowledgement
I would like to thank my son, Richie Morrison, for all his help with this book.
Foreword
This is dedicated to all my family and friends, who have given me many laughs over the years. Also, to all the people who gave me permission to use their little funny stories here – enjoyed them all. Thank you.
I decided to compile a collection of true, funny stories and incidents to cheer myself up. I wanted to be able to share them with others and, hopefully, make them smile. Through the media and through my friends and family, I have invited people to send me in their funny stories and I did not adjust them. I wanted people to share with us their Irish sense of humour. So read them as they occurred from the original source.
The first few are from me and I am delighted to be able to tell people of the occasions that stick out in my mind. Every time I remember them, I still laugh (and sometimes cringe). Some say that I should have been called Calamity Jane. These are the sort of things that happen to you and you cannot ever forget about them. They sort of follow you around for the rest of your life, like a bad smell, handed down through the generations and anyone else that are willing to listen to you. I hope you enjoy reading them just as much as I had collecting them.
There has been great laughter, here in this house, just discussing all of these stories that I have gathered and I’m sure you’ll get a giggle out of them. Some of the best stories could not be told here… maybe for the next book, if I get the nerve and a stiff drink!
I annoyed everyone over the past few years, always asking them for their memories that I could use in this collection. Getting these stories was like pulling teeth sometimes – hard at the time but, definitely worth it in the end. It took me quite a while to finish it but, I’m glad that I did. Thanks for all the laughs!
So here we go…
Table of Contents
Acknowledgement
Foreword
From Kay in Dún Laoghaire
The Flight of the Earls
The Hubby’s Hair Disaster
The Collar
The Teeth
The Stockings
The Teacher
How Did You Guess?
The Birthday Cake
The Bank
The Grim Reaper
Now Some Stories from You All…
Mary from Monkstown
Mary from Monkstown
Rose from Scotland
Rose from Scotland
Tony from Galway
Tony from Galway
Deirdre from Dublin
Catherine from Loughlinstown
Tina from Ballyoden
Bookshop owner from Blackrock
John from Dún Laoghaire
Marian from Dalkey
John from Sallynoggin
John from Loughlinstown
Pat from Santry
Pat from Santry
Pat from Santry
Patricia from Ballybrack
Kay from Dún Laoghaire
Johnie from Drogheda
Catherine from Sandyford
Johnie from Drogheda
Johnie from Drogheda
Tony from Galway
Terrance from Widnes, England
Susan from Glenageary
Tony from Claregalway
Darren from Finglas
Graham from Italy
Another Two from Me
The Safety Pin
Hairdressers, Blackrock
A Few More from You
Helen from Monkstown
Helen from Monkstown
Anne from Loughlinstown
Anne from Loughlinstown
Patrick from Castleknock
Patrick from Castleknock
Stephen from Drogheda
Darren from Dún Laoghaire
Terry from Ashgrove, Dún Laoghaire
A Few Poems that I Have Written over the Years
The F…Word
Second Chance
Postman Pat
My Psychiatrist Said
Recycling
Homecoming
I Just Got Me Money Back
Hypochondriac
About the Author
From Kay in Dún Laoghaire
The Flight of the Earls
The first little story that I have to tell you about is so bizarre that I cannot believe that it actually happened to me. It is the first incident that I can recall in school that made me feel embarrassed (I’m sure there were many more). I have told all my family and friends this one so read on and enjoy this story.
I was only twelve at the time and attending Dominican Convent Primary School in Dún Laoghaire. I loved writing essays and I loved Art. I got away with Mathematics okay but I