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    Omar Khayyam and Etta James Mooning Santa Barbara and Gertrude Tennyson, Your Protruding Colossal Bush Has Really Got Me Going!: Where Truth and Fiction Waltz
    Omar Khayyam and Etta James Mooning Santa Barbara and Gertrude Tennyson, Your Protruding Colossal Bush Has Really Got Me Going!: Where Truth and Fiction Waltz
    Omar Khayyam and Etta James Mooning Santa Barbara and Gertrude Tennyson, Your Protruding Colossal Bush Has Really Got Me Going!: Where Truth and Fiction Waltz
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    Omar Khayyam and Etta James Mooning Santa Barbara and Gertrude Tennyson, Your Protruding Colossal Bush Has Really Got Me Going!: Where Truth and Fiction Waltz

    By Admiral Pat Arnold

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    Though his legal name is Shane Honeycone, he goes by the Indian spiritual moniker of Slim Rock. He's a sixty-eight-year-old going on seventeen-year-old child of the Great Spirit; he considers himself an artistic jackknife of a spiritual guru whose universal consciousness is ever evolving to higher levels of enlightenment. In Omar Khayyam and

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherWestwood Books Publishing
    Release dateApr 16, 2019
    ISBN9781643616421
    Omar Khayyam and Etta James Mooning Santa Barbara and Gertrude Tennyson, Your Protruding Colossal Bush Has Really Got Me Going!: Where Truth and Fiction Waltz
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    Admiral Pat Arnold

    Admiral Pat Arnold, aka Taglito, evolved from a Christian minister to a universal guru. He is an author, playwright, actor, concert promoter, and political activist. Arnold lives in Isla Vista, California. He is also the author of The Hungry One, a book of poems.

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