How Egyptians Moved Stones with Their Minds

By Uncle Chuck

Humor! Wit! The secrets of the pyramids! 100+ full-color images! A book like no other! Learn of the ancient techniques that moved 100-ton stones! See unveiled the mysterious methods used to build Coral Castle and Nan Madol!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Guava Tree Publishing
• Release date: Jun 28, 2022
• ISBN: 9798986409238

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1: Intro

Presented here is a theory about the techniques used to build many of the megalithic sites around the world. This theory is incomplete: there are many details of the process which I am still working out. This theory is not scientific yet. A scientific version of this theory would have to involve rigorous testing and experimentation with these techniques. I have not yet been able to reproduce these techniques. This theory has some decent evidence. But the bulk of the evidence is lost to time. The contents of this theory will seem far-fetched to many, but every time I strike this theory against logic or history it rings of truth and does not shatter.

At its core, this is a book about theoretical physics. Although, it doesn’t always sound like it. In my mind, physics is defined as: all the magic that works. Therefore, theoretical physics is all the magic that might work but is not proven. I am not claiming that ancient megalithic peoples could break the laws of physics or that the laws of physics were different back then. Exactly the opposite, I am claiming: by using the very same laws of physics that surround us now, with the help of relatively simple but very subtle, specific equipment, many ancient megalithic peoples were able to use their minds to manipulate quantum effects in order to do things like lifting and cutting stone. This would appear as magic to those who do not understand quantum physics and the human brain. It still does. But magic that works is just physics.

If it seems absurd to you that somebody in the stone age could understand quantum physics, this is because you think that you need hadron colliders and high-powered lasers to understand quantum physics. To understand specific details about energy behavior at microscopic scales, yes, absolutely. But you do not need any equipment of any kind at all to derive and understand the core components of quantum physics. You can derive huge portions of quantum physics using nothing but algebras built from fundamental numbers and a lot brain power. This was proven by the amazingly brilliant N. Furey (the quantum physicist formerly known as C. Furey) in their PHD thesis from University of Waterloo, Toronto. Furey then expanded this idea together with the also amazingly brilliant M.J. Hughes in their hard-hitting recent paper, One Generation of Standard Model Weyl Representations as a Single Copy of R ⊗ C ⊗ H ⊗ O. All four of those terms (R, C, H, O) are all just algebras that can be built directly from pure numbers or sacred geometry. And by composing those algebras, they were able to directly produce huge portions of the standard model of particle physics.

Core quantum physics can be derived from pure math and in fact does not need hadron colliders. Hadron colliders are for the details. There is nothing new under the sun. If these core concepts can be derived from pure math, then they have been. Geniuses have been doing math in the sand globally for at least 100,000 years. It is nothing but hubris, ego, and mathematical ignorance to say that the ancient world could not have understood quantum physics. It is, in fact, easy to imagine 20-page mathematical proofs being collectively worked on in sandy windless caves (like Plato’s cave). Proofs pondered and improved upon continuously by many, upheld by oral tradition. The area around the Nazca lines was probably covered with such proofs before time and entropy erased the subtler lines.

Of course, unproven theories are almost never 100% correct on the first go around. It takes time and iteration to iron out the mistakes and fill in the gaps. This theory is no different. This theory is just the first attempt at a coherent and consistent theory of how to move stones with your mind. I should make it clear that moving something like a stone (heavy material foreign to the human body) seems to almost always require the help of secondary equipment.

Even if you don’t believe a word of this, it's an entertaining read. But it is my hope that by putting this information out there, the readers of this book and I can work to develop this theory and these techniques until these techniques are fully recovered. As such, this book will be receiving updates and new versions until it becomes a true, complete guide. This is only the beginning. It is my hope that humanity will soon remember how to move stones with their minds.

2: The Million Copper Chisels Theory

The theory I am presenting, in which some ancient megalithic peoples moved and carved stones with their minds, is called the Stonesinger Theory. It is called as such because singing, chanting, or other vocalizations are almost always present in the process. Although, it’s worth nothing that this process does not necessarily involve stone and does not necessarily involve singing. A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet. This theory is in contrast to the traditional understanding of megalithic construction which I refer to broadly as the Million Copper Chisels Theory. The Million Copper Chisels Theory is a wide collection of thoughts and theories about how copper saws, diamond-tipped chisels, stone hammers, wooden cranes, rafts, ropes, etc. were the tools of construction of all parts of all megalithic sites. And that their grandeur is due to the sheer manpower put behind those techniques. Certainly many, many places and parts of places have been built with ropes and chisels. But the idea that every megalithic site and feature was built this way is untenable. For certain sites, it defies logic, logistics, and materials science.

Ancient Egypt is actually not a very productive place to look in terms of trying prove one of these theories versus another. This is because A: Egypt is one of longest