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Table for Two, Mr Sparrowhawk?
Table for Two, Mr Sparrowhawk?
Table for Two, Mr Sparrowhawk?
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Imagine going on a luxury cruise holiday around South America where your fellow passengers turn out to be a beautiful blonde ex-Miss World from Switzerland, a ventriloquist’s dummy, an Italian mobster and his wife, a Blackpool Landlady, a 1960s Beat Combo, Sea Legs & Co – a troupe of sexy girl dancers, an eccentric Lord, four undercover cops, a suitcase full of guns and a seven foot tall angry Scottish chef. What could possibly go wrong?
If diamonds are a girl’s best friend, why does Susan think Fanny has a screw loose? Why do Big Sharon and Randy Mandy have it in for Steve? What does our hero conceal under Doris Downing’s blue rinse syrup at the Disco?
Is professional dance host Vlad “Terry” Rasputin really a Russian, or is he actually from Preston? Why was that man wearing a thong in the ballroom? Will the Talent Show ever be the same again?
Totti is a super sexy Italian lady dripping with diamonds. Carlo and Mario wear shiny silk suits and have thin ankles. Danny is an enigma and Lord Toucan wears a top hat and tails every day. But which one of them has a big secret connected to the Royal Gilbert Hall?
Follow Steve Sparrowhawk’s hilarious daily adventures, mishaps, romps and japes on board the ship as he leaves a trail of chaos and destruction in his wake. Will he succumb to the temptations of the flesh? Will he disembark the ship as a multi-millionaire? Will he survive the cruise? Will anyone care?
LanguageEnglish
Release dateJun 30, 2022
ISBN9781398436374
Table for Two, Mr Sparrowhawk?
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Stephen B. Charles

Stephen grew up beside the seaside in Lancashire, England, with his younger sister and three older brothers, where their parents ran a family guest house and he attended the local grammar school. When not working as an IT contractor in Central London, he enjoys playing the piano, the guitar and the drums, writing songs, playing Bridge, learning Italian, listening to music, travelling, gardening, bird watching and jogging. His ambition is to cruise around the world writing best-selling novels, inspired by the fascinating and amusing people he meets along the way.

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