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    Old Age Is Always 15 Years Older Than I Am
    Old Age Is Always 15 Years Older Than I Am
    Old Age Is Always 15 Years Older Than I Am
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    Old Age Is Always 15 Years Older Than I Am

    By Randy Voorhees

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    A witty, thought-provoking collection of quotes about the ups and downs of aging.

    What does it mean to be old? Now you can find some of the best things ever said about the subject in Old Age is Always 15 Years Older Than I Am. This quotation collection is wise and warm, witty and wild. It includes everything from a Supreme Court Justice’s quip about exercising to Muhammad Ali’s musings on wasted time to actress Ingrid Bergman’s comparison of aging to climbing a mountain: “The higher you get, the more tired and breathless you become, but your views become more extensive.”

    Everyone from has something to say about the topic—and this book delivers the wisdom of the ages.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherOpen Road Integrated Media
    Release dateDec 11, 2012
    ISBN9780740789137
    Old Age Is Always 15 Years Older Than I Am
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    Randy Voorhees

    Randy Voorhees, is an author, editor, and an agent with book packager Mountain Lion, Inc. He's also the author of You Might Be a Golf Nut If. . . and You're an Over-the-Hill Golfer When . . . .

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