Fluffy Bunnies 2: The Schnoz of Doom
By Andrea Beaty and Dan Santat
3/5
()
About this ebook
When film-loving twins Joules and Kevin Rockman left their summer camp, they thought their days of fighting evil bunnies from outer space were over. Surely there won’t be giant rabbits bent on world domination at their school, right? Wrong. Luckily, these bunnies aren’t FLUFFS (Fierce, Large, Ugly, and Ferocious Furballs)—sugar-addicted giant rabbits out to hypnotize and kill. Unluckily, they’re worse: the FOOFS (Fierce, Obnoxious, Odoriferous Furballs)—seemingly normal-size rabbits (with extra-large noses) out to take over the world! Can Joules and Kevin save themselves, and their school, from the Schnoz of Doom?
Seriously funny New York Times–bestselling author Andrea Beaty raises the stakes in this sequel to her zany, pulpy sci-fi farce. And, not to use Famous Last Words, but with illustrations by Caldecott-winning artist Dan Santat (The Adventures of Beekle, Crankenstein), what could possibly go wrong?
Praise for Attack of the Fluffy Bunnies
“A lighthearted, clever send-up of zany horror conventions, this book is just the thing for kids about ready for M. T. Anderson’s Whales on Stilts.” —Booklist
“Beaty’s storytelling is lighthearted and fast-paced . . . her unconventional and entertaining narrative make it a wholly fun read.” —Publishers Weekly
Andrea Beaty
Andrea Beaty was raised in southern Illinois in a town so small that she knew everybody and their pets. She grew up loving Nancy Drew and then eventually progressed to Agatha Christie books and the classics. Her secret ambition is to star in a Broadway musical, and she is often tempted to break into song and dance at very odd moments.
Read more from Andrea Beaty
Iggy Peck and the Mysterious Mansion Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Attack of the Fluffy Bunnies Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsRosie Revere's Big Project Book for Bold Engineers: 40+ Things to Invent, Draw, and Make Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Dorko the Magnificent Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Happy Birthday, Madame Chapeau Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Secrets of the Cicada Summer Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsAda Twist's Big Project Book for Stellar Scientists: 40+ Things to Discover, Draw, and Make Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings
Related to Fluffy Bunnies 2
Related ebooks
Last Summer in Outer Space Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsIf I Made A Movie Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Nerdy Dozen Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsAstroNuts Mission Three: The Perfect Planet Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLittle Wizard Stories of Oz: Six Classic Children's Short Stories Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsPlants vs Zombies 2 Game Guide Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMonkey with a Tool Belt Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsCaptain Awesome Gets Crushed Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLong Fin Silver Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsFrankenstein's Monster and Scientific Methods Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsCan You Tell a Stegosaurus from an Ankylosaurus? Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsBolts: A Robot Dog Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsDiary Of A Wimpy Noob: Clone Tycoon: Noob's Diary, #27 Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Fishin': Impossible Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Jungle Book: A Jungle Adventure Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMonkey with a Tool Belt Blasts Off! Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Alpha Bugs Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings14 Wacky Facts About Animals: A 15-Minute Book Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMonkey with a Tool Belt and the Noisy Problem Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsPuss in Boots: The Last Wish Junior Novel Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Diary Of A Wimpy Noob: Jailbreak Escape: Noob's Diary, #28 Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Chester Goes to Africa Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsEighth Grade vs. the Machines Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5How to Win the Science Fair When You're Dead Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsSquid-napped! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Attack of the Not-So-Virtual Monsters (Gamer Squad 1) Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Stuntboy, In-Between Time Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsSplash Dance Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsScience: Sorted! Evolution, Nature and Stuff Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsFirst Words 100 Animals : Children's Reading & Writing Education Books Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings
Children's Science Fiction For You
The Day No One Woke Up Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Day the Screens Went Blank Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Joyful Noise: Poems for Two Voices Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5OCDaniel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Trapped in a Video Game Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Hunger Games - The Ultimate Quiz Book Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5How to Survive Without Grown-Ups Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Masterminds: Criminal Destiny Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Last Saxon King: A Jump in Time Novel, Book One Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Secret Garden: The 100th Anniversary Edition with Tasha Tudor Art and Bonus Materials Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Fire and Ice: Warriors #2 Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Wildwood Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Rising Storm: Warriors #4 Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Moonrise: Warriors: The New Prophecy #2 Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Merchant of Death Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Summary of Project Hail Mary: by Andy Weir - A Comprehensive Summary Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsA Wind in the Door Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The White Mountains Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A Swiftly Tilting Planet Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Children of Eden: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Alice in Wonderland Complete Text Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Indian in the Cupboard Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Escape to Witch Mountain Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Girl with the Silver Eyes Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Wish Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5The City of Gold and Lead Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Lux: Opposition: Special Collector's Edition Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A Wrinkle in Time: 50th Anniversary Commemorative Edition: (Newbery Medal Winner) Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Rise of the Dragons (Kings and Sorcerers--Book 1) Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Reviews for Fluffy Bunnies 2
3 ratings1 review
- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Some people think that Fierce, Obnoxious, Odoriferous Furballs are fictional creatures. That is too bad for them because it means that they will not be prepared in case of an actual Foof attack. I do not have that problem. I have bunions. In case you do not know what bunions are, I will tell you. Bunions are what you get when you cross bunnies with onions. That is a lie, but it does not matter. What matters is that I have many people who know all about Foofs and who will help me if when they attack.
- from Acknowledgments by Andrea Beaty
Remember the horror movies from the 1950's, like The Thing or The Blob or Attack of the 50 ft Woman? Right, well I don't either. But you can easily look them up on the internet. They are tongue-in-cheek horror. Cheesy and not really scary at all, but mostly funny. That perfectly describes Attack of the Fluffy Bunnies and this book, Fluffy Bunnies 2: The Schnoz of Doom.
There are giant bunny aliens who smell terrible and have swirling eyes that can hypnotize people, butterfly farts that destroy planets, oh and did I mention, the giant bunnies want to take over the world? Throughout the book, Andrea Beaty talks directly to the reader and says some pretty funny things. There are several times when she talks about reading and then says "this message was paid for by a bribe from your English teacher".
The main characters, Joules & Kevin are twins and previously met some "scary" bunnies in the first book called Fierce, Large, Ugly and Ferocious Furballs (FLUFFs). In this book, they battle the Fierce, Obnoxious, Odoriferous Furballs (FOOFs) from the planet Stenchopia. Both books are have short chapters, move quickly and are easy to read.
Recommended to:
Grades 3-5, reluctant readers and anyone who enjoys cheesy horror. :)
Book preview
Fluffy Bunnies 2 - Andrea Beaty
PUBLISHER’S NOTE: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Beaty, Andrea.
The Schnoz of Doom / Andrea Beaty ; illustrated by Dan Santat.
pages cm. — (Fluffy bunnies ; 2)
ISBN 978-1-4197-1051-3 (hardcover) — ISBN 978-1-61312-759-9 (ebook)
[1. Extraterrestrial beings—Fiction. 2. Smell—Fiction. 3. Twins—Fiction. 4. Brothers and sisters—Fiction. 5. Humorous stories.] I. Santat, Dan, illustrator. II. Title.
PZ7.B380547Sc 2015
[Fic]—dc23
2014038769
Text copyright © 2015 Andrea Beaty
Illustrations copyright © 2015 Dan Santat
Book design by Pamela Notarantonio and Chad W. Beckerman
Published in 2015 by Amulet Books, an imprint of ABRAMS. All rights reserved. No portion of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means, mechanical, electronic, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without written permission from the publisher.
Amulet Books and Amulet Paperbacks are registered trademarks of Harry N. Abrams, Inc.
Amulet Books are available at special discounts when purchased in quantity for premiums and promotions as well as fundraising or educational use. Special editions can also be created to specification. For details, contact specialsales@abramsbooks.com or the address below.
115 West 18th Street
New York, NY 10011
www.abramsbooks.com
For John
CONTENTS
CHAPTER 1
CHAPTER 2
CHAPTER 3
CHAPTER 4
CHAPTER 5
CHAPTER 6
CHAPTER 7
CHAPTER 8
CHAPTER 9
CHAPTER 10
CHAPTER 11
CHAPTER 12
CHAPTER 13
CHAPTER 14
CHAPTER 15
CHAPTER 16
CHAPTER 17
CHAPTER 18
CHAPTER 19
CHAPTER 20
CHAPTER 21
CHAPTER 22
CHAPTER 23
CHAPTER 24
CHAPTER 25
CHAPTER 26
CHAPTER 27
CHAPTER 28
CHAPTER 29
CHAPTER 30
CHAPTER 31
CHAPTER 32
CHAPTER 33
CHAPTER 34
CHAPTER 35
CHAPTER 36
CHAPTER 37
CHAPTER 38
CHAPTER 39
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
Some people think that Fierce, Obnoxious, Odoriferous Furballs are fictional creatures. That is too bad for them, because it means that they will not be prepared in case of an actual Foof attack. I do not have that problem. I have bunions. In case you do not know what bunions are, I will tell you. Bunions are what you get when you cross bunnies with onions. That is a lie, but it does not matter. What matters is that I have many people who know all about Foofs and who will help me if when they attack.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, Erica Finkel, Susan Van Metre, Dan Santat, Pam Notarantonio, Chad Beckerman. Jen Graham, Nicole Russo, and Jason Wells.
Thanks to Edward Necarsulmer IV, Andrew and Katie, the Urams, and (of course) the Beatys. Special thanks to Michael Uram, who invented the Birds and Others Classification System of Things in the Universe, which will be very useful indeed when the Foofs attack. Hint: They are Others.
When suddenly. . .
A massive bubble of gas erupted from the murky bottom of Putrescent Pond and oozed upward through the stinking pool of thick gray slime. The bubble pushed against the pond’s oily skin, which bulged into an enormous greasy dome.
Three ragged gray creatures with swirly blue eyes stood on the shore and watched intently. They tilted their heads to one side, pointed their enormous schnozzles toward the dome, stamped their puny feet impatiently, and sniffed hungrily.
Remember this. It’s important later.
Perhaps that illustration makes you uneasy. Perhaps it rings a bell* or stirs a vague memory of another race of fierce creatures you once read about: the Fluffs (Fierce, Large, Ugly, and Ferocious Furballs). If so, we are sorry to bring back such dreadful memories, but the truth is that these bunnies remind you of Fluffs because they are related. They originated on the planet of the Fluffs. They looked like Fluffs. They acted like Fluffs. In fact, they were Fluffs. The worst kind of Fluffs. Fluffs from a clan so horrific . . . so hideous . . . so heinous . . . so horrible that the Merriam-Webster Dictionary ran out of H-words to describe them. In fact, the Clan was so evil that, during the Great Pudding Wars, the other Fluffs sent them hurling into space using an intergalactic slingshot. The Clan landed on a nauseating planet covered with stinking, swampy, oozing slime pits and stench ponds. They called it Stenchopia.
You might ask yourself what this clan of Fluffs did that was so horrible that it made their own cousins slingshot them into space. However, asking yourself is not useful. If you do not already know the answer, how could you reply? And if you do already know the answer, why ask in the first place? It makes more sense for you to ask us, since we brought it up. Let’s start over.
So, you ask, What could be so offensive to Fluffs that they would exile their own cousins to the armpit of the universe without a can of deodorant to protect them?
Good question. Against our better judgment, we will tell you. However, to prevent your brain from exploding from such unsettling information, we will allow the publisher to review our comments and remove any dangerous bits.
Here is the answer:
They
on the , which was a bit like putting on with peanut butter. Then, fluffy kittens and slightly but never chewy. Until , which nobody saw coming! It singed their , resulting in
and most of all:
. Sure, they all had a big laugh about it later, but at the time, it was enough to make the Fluffs , which you can’t put into a basket no matter how hard you try.
Well, now that you know, it’s time to move on.
Warning: You might want to hold your nose for this next part. Also, if you’re eating while you read, you might consider finishing that before you continue this, unless you are reading during your school lunch. If so, good for you. Reading is an important part of every meal. (This message paid for by a bribe from your English teacher.)
The conditions on Stenchopia were difficult, and many Fluffs could not survive. The rest adapted through the generations, and the Clan changed.
Back on their home planet, Fluffs absorbed the energy of the sugary atmosphere through the clear hollow tubules of their fur. These tubules also acted as tiny telepathic transmitters that sent their brain waves to those around them. When coupled with their hypnotic swirly eyes, the Fluffs could control the minds of anyone. Once they devoured a creature, they could transmit the entire form of that creature to the mind of anyone they hypnotized. It was a camouflage that made them lethal.
However, on Stenchopia, the hollow tubules of the Fluffs’ fur quickly gummed up with swamp slime, so they could not transmit telepathic signals. Even worse, without a sugary atmosphere (which was lacking on Stenchopia), the Fluffs had no food source. They shrank. Many perished. But not all.
Those Fluffs with bigger noses than the others sniffed in the stinky air of Stenchopia and found traces of energy in the putrid vapors wafting off the stench ponds. It was not much energy, but it was enough to survive. Those survivors passed the genes for their larger noses on to the next generation, who passed them on to the next generation, who