Leprechauns (Sigh) From Outer Space
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Ultimately, there are only three narrative archetypes: Man vs. Man, Man vs. Nature, and Man vs. Killer Leprechauns From Outer Space.
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Leprechauns (Sigh) From Outer Space - Brad D. Sibbersen
1
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!
C'mon, man..., Hap thought; was all that pounding really coming from outside, or was it just in his noggin?
"Hurry! You gotta see! You gotta see it!" shouted Nathan, slapping the door one last time for emphasis. Then he was gone, on to the next unit, like some clueless Paul fucking Revered who couldn't appreciate the fact that Sunday mornings were meant for nursing hangovers.
Hap rolled-fell out of bed, dragged himself into the bathroom, urinated, swallowed two aspirin dry – then, after moment's reflection, two more – then slipped into a pair of knee-length denim shorts and threw his leather vest on over his bare chest. Might as well see what that idiot was going on about.
He stepped outside his trailer – all six feet, four inches of him – and looked around. Nathan was two units down, banging on another door. "You gotta see! It's red! A red rainbow!" He lost his goofy, old- fashioned geezer hat as he ran to the next trailer, and had to go back to retrieve it.
Across the road, Melanie Whatsername, in her bathrobe, morning coffee in hand, was shielding her eyes from the sun and staring at something in the sky. Now there was someone worth getting up for, even with the king bitch of all hangovers. Mornin', Miss Mel!
he said, his southern drawl in full effect.
Mornin',
she said mechanically. Then, to herself, Oh, I oughta run inside and get my phone. But by the time I come back it'll prolly be gone...
What's all the excitement?
Hap asked, joining her. The sun was a beast, but the upper atmosphere was spotted with solitary, roiling clouds, dark and dense. Sun shower weather.
Take a look,
she said, pointing over his shoulder.
He looked.
And damn if that crazy spaz nerd Nathan weren't right. A rainbow, stretching from the earth into the sky, but instead of all the basic Crayola colors it was six or eight distinct shades of pink and red.
Ain't never seen the like,
Mel said, shaking her head.
It ain't even rainbow-shaped,
Hap said. It wasn't – just a straight line, lost in the whitewashed morning sky on one end, disappearing behind the copse of trees between the trailer park and the highway on the other.
Nearly everyone was outside looking now. Nathan had roused damn near the whole park. "It's a red rainbow! he kept saying.
It's an incredibly rare phenomenon! What happens is..."
Hap blocked him out. It was a pretty crazy thing to see, at that, but given his current state he would have been just as happy to check it out on YouTube later. Excusing himself with a nod to Mel, he went back inside and climbed back into bed.
2
It's still there. How in hell's bells is it still there?
It was four in the afternoon, and Hap had finally, reluctantly, started his day.
Crazy old Dave Houdini was out front, filming the red rainbow with his cell phone. Dave claimed to be a direct descendant of the famous Houdini, but no one believed him. Among other things, he also claimed to have once done big-G Government contract work, and insisted that, as a result, he knew, without any smidgen of a doubt, that extraterrestrials were real.
That's no rainbow,
he said when he spotted Hap out of the corner of his eye. Six hours and it's just now starting to fade.
Maybe it's pollution,
Hap suggested, pausing at the door of his minivan truck.
"Pollution? No way. It's aliens."
Well, could be.
And now Nathan was coming, barreling down