Tasty as F*ck: Easy Recipes for When You're Really F*cking Hungry
By Zoe Gifford
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Sweary meets simple in this fun and useful cookbook!
Get a f*cking amazing meal on the table without all the bullsh*t. With Zoe Gifford's Tasty as F*ck, you can whip up some seriously good food—hold the crazy ingredients, hassle, and perfection. These easy recipes are sorted into sensible chapters, like “Sh*t You Can Eat with Your Hands” for lazy meals done right, “Healthy Sh*t That Tastes Unhealthy” for those days you want to be good but not at the expense of actual flavor, and “Easy, Impressive Sh*t” for when you know you have people coming over who definitely require those red carpets.
Check out super f*cking forgiving recipes like:
• F*ck, That’s Good, Spicy Fish Tacos
• Hell Yeah Falafel with Tzatziki
• Classy as Hell Blackberry-Peach Grilled Cheese
• Butter Me Up Butter Chicken
• I Can’t Even Lemony Salmon
• Now, That’s a F*cking Steak
• OMFG Chicken and Zucchini
Whether you are a new cook, a tired cook, or a cook who just doesn’t give a f*ck anymore, you can find something to devour that won’t waste your time. Get your hands on recipes that are easy as f*cking pie and pat yourself on the back for skipping food delivery with Tasty as F*ck!
Zoe Gifford
Zoe Gifford is a freelance writer and food-lover who delights in a good recipe as much as a four-letter word. She lives in Chicago, Illinois with her husband and three succulents.
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Tasty as F*ck - Zoe Gifford
Chapter One
SHIT YOU CAN EAT WITH YOUR HANDS
Lazy-Ass
LOADED NACHOS
I said this book is a judgment-free zone. That means that if you want to eat a giant fucking mound of delicious, cheese-smothered nachos for dinner, I’m all for it. Hey, the food groups are basically covered—what more do you want? Technically this recipe serves two, but let’s be real. You’re going to house the whole damn plate by yourself, and I don’t fucking blame you!
Serves 2
24 or so tortilla chips (about 2 ounces’ worth)
5 ounces pulled rotisserie chicken
1 pinch cumin powder
1 pinch cayenne pepper
½ cup canned black beans, drained and rinsed
1 green bell pepper, stemmed, seeded, and finely diced
1 jalapeño, stemmed, seeded, and sliced
¾ cups shredded Mexican-blend cheese
Whatever the fuck else you want!
1 Preheat the oven to 375°F and line a baking sheet with nonstick foil (hell yeah, zero cleanup!).
2 Throw the chicken in a zip-top bag with the spices and shake shit up to coat it.
3 Do your best impression of Jackson Pollock and layer the nacho ingredients onto the baking sheet in an eye-catching pattern.
4 Bake it up for 9–11 minutes. That’s it! Make your nachos even more fucking amazing by topping them off with some fresh salsa, avocado, and sour cream.
Hungover
BRUNCH BLAT
This sandwich is half egg-and-cheese, half BLT, and completely fucking amazing for soaking up last night’s tequila shots. Got leftover French bread from Panera? Use it. Want to sprinkle a little everything bagel seasoning all over it? Abso-fucking-lutely. As long as you follow the basic formula, you can’t fuck it up.
Serves 2
8 slices thick, peppered bacon
4 slices Monterey Jack cheese
4 slices thick, rustic white bread
1 medium avocado, smashed
2 slices large heirloom tomato
1 large handful kale
Olive oil spray
2 large eggs
4 tablespoons unsalted butter
1 Line a plate with paper towels. Cook the bacon in a large skillet on medium heat for about 8 minutes, turning it once halfway through, then move it to the paper towel–lined plate to drain off some of the grease.
2 Layer half the avocado, bacon, tomato, and kale onto one slice of bread and add the cheese to the other slice. Repeat with your second sandwich.
3 Fry the eggs: Spray a small, nonstick pan with olive oil and bring it to a medium heat. Crack the eggs into the pan, let them cook until the clear areas turn solid and white, then flip the eggs and let them cook for another 30 seconds or so. The yolks should be runny so that they can soak into the rest of your delicious fucking sandwich, unless runny eggs freak you out.
4 Top your cheese slices with the cooked eggs and close the sandwiches. Add 2 tablespoons of butter to the pan, let them melt, and then move the sandwiches to the pan (carefully, so you don’t make a fucking mess). Let the sandwiches toast for 1–2 minutes before adding the rest of the butter to the pan and (again, carefully) flipping the sandwiches over. Your finished sandwiches should be a mouthwatering golden brown with melted cheese and taste like fucking heaven.
*Tasty Tip Here’s the trick to great bacon: leave it the fuck alone. You want to let it sit in the skillet untouched for a few minutes like you’re searing a good steak, then turn it once. Don’t fucking touch it again until done cooking.
Fuck Beef
PORTOBELLO MUSHROOM BURGER
If you’re a devoted meat eater, don’t think of this as vegan food. This is just really great fucking food that happens to be vegan. But I warn you: just one bite could have you swearing off beef altogether. Between the grilled veggies and avocado chimichurri sauce, this burger
has all the fucking flavor you’ll ever need!
DF | V Serves 2
BEEFLESS BURGER INGREDIENTS
2 large portobello mushrooms
Olive oil
1 teaspoon dried oregano
Salt and pepper
1 medium red bell pepper
½ medium red onion, peeled
1 large handful fresh spinach
2 soft burger buns
BEST FUCKING NON-BURGER SAUCE
1 medium avocado
3 medium cloves garlic, peeled
¼ cup olive oil
¼ cup fresh flat-leaf parsley leaves
¼ cup fresh cilantro leaves
Juice of 1 medium lemon
1 teaspoon red wine vinegar
1 pinch red chili flakes
Salt and pepper
1 Prep a grill (or grill pan) with a bit of olive oil and bring it to a medium-high heat.
2 De-stem and clean up the mushrooms, drizzle olive oil over both sides of them, then sprinkle them with the oregano, salt, and pepper.
3 Grill the mushrooms for 10 minutes on each side until they soften and those super fucking satisfying grill marks appear.
4 While the mushrooms cook, prep another large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Slice the onion and pepper into ¼-inch rings, drizzle them with olive oil, sprinkle them with salt and pepper, and then add them to the skillet. Let shit cook, stirring every so often, for 10–15 minutes until the veggies are soft and a little browned.
5 Set the onions and peppers aside, then add the spinach to the skillet. Stir it around for 1–2 minutes until the spinach wilts, then set that aside, too. (And turn off the heat—the cooking part is over.)
6 Add all of the burger sauce ingredients to a food processor and blend them until they’re creamy (30 seconds to 1 minute).
7 Spread that delicious sauce onto the buns, build your awesome fucking burger, and enjoy!
*Tasty Tip You get burger bonus points if you slather some butter on the inside of the buns and toast them on the grill or in the skillet before assembling all of your ingredients.
Boozy Bitch.
BACON CHEESE FRIES
French fries. Beer-cheese sauce. Bacon. You should probably sit down and take that in for a minute. Maybe have a beer. (Just save a couple tablespoons for your fries.) This recipe is like a night at your favorite pub—except it’s better, because you can enjoy it alone, in your house, while wearing onesie pajamas and watching reruns.
Serves 4
2 slices bacon
4–6 cups frozen French fries
Salt and pepper
½ cup low-fat milk
2 tablespoons beer
1 tablespoon