Gregory and Lucien Take Boo

By Alex Henk

We'reeee Back!
I hate this already.
Calm down discount Dracula; I thought it was funny amore.
Why are you soft on him? It's kind of sad.
*Shut up Nine.*
Thanks Eden.
I hope the readers are ready for this nonsense.
Are they ever?

• Language: English
• Publisher: Alex Henk
• Release date: Dec 26, 2021
• ISBN: 9781005593438

Alex Henk

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Gregory and Lucien Take Boo

Published by Alex Henk at Smashwords

Copyright 2021 Alex Henk

Story Eleven: It’s All in The Ears

Story Twelve: Hello Sexy Snake Man

Story Thirteen: Shhh…The Hobbits Are Talking

Story Fourteen: God I Hope we Don’t go to War with The Furries

Story Fifteen: A Supernatural Cuddle Pile

Story Sixteen: Honey is For Medicinal Purposes!

Story Seventeen: Boba Sweet and Vampire Trouble

Story Eighteen: A Big Bad Wolf Can Be Useful (Especially If They’re Chem Majors)

Story Nineteen: Luna and Eden Sitting in a Tree

Story Twenty: Hug Time for The Bros

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Story Eleven: It’s All in The Ears

Lucien!

For the love of! Gregory, I promise I can hear you quite well; there is no need to shout every time you enter the room!

I’m sorry buddy. I’m just so excited to see you!

I will admit that I am also pleased to be in your company once agai- annnnd we’re hugging. Try not to lift me this time if you don’t mind.

No promises!

Ok, hug time is up, come on let me down.

One last squeeze!

3…2…

Ok I’m done.

Thank you. Now, tell me how was your break?

Oh broski, it was awesome! I got to see all my old lacrosse buddies, and for team bonding we did a pottery night! Look at this bowl I made.

It is certainly an object made of clay.

That’s what my old captain said!

I am surprised you did a pottery night. I assumed you would be participating in one of those all night ragers you’ve told me about.

Oh, we did that too. I beat my keg stand record!

Congratulations?

Thanks, buddy. How was your break?

It was thrilling, thank you for asking. My sister and I went nazi hunting in Mississippi.

Cool, you catch any?

Yes, we did! I believe five and a half was the final count.

A half?

Mh-hmm, the last one was ripped in two by Aja and I by accident.

Cool, but also a little gross.

It was exhilarating.

Interesting, but uh speaking of gross what’s with the damp brick on your desk?

It’s not a brick! It’s a civil war cake. My mom made some for me to bring back before I left our compound.

And she did this out of love?

Yes!

Not gonna lie to you buddy, it smells like mildew.

People who have never had to live on government rations