The Little Green Goblin

By J. B. Naylor

One night, 10-year-old Bob receives a mysterious visit from a mischievous Green Goblin. Thus begins his adventures on a very terrible day. Little Green Goblin is a fictional tale for children following Bob's wacky and intriguing adventures in Goblinland.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Good Press
• Release date: Nov 5, 2021
• ISBN: 4066338073150

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J. B. Naylor

The Little Green Goblin

Published by Good Press, 2022

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EAN 4066338073150

Table of Contents

CHAPTER I A MIDNIGHT VISIT FROM THE LITTLE GREEN GOBLIN

CHAPTER II BOB BECOMES AN AËRONAUT

CHAPTER III THROUGH A STORM IN A BALLOON

CHAPTER IV IN DANGER OF THE SEA

CHAPTER V IN WHICH BOB BECOMES A GIANT

CHAPTER VI LOST IN THE DESERT

CHAPTER VII FITZ MEE MAGNETIZES THE SPRING

CHAPTER VIII THE BALLOONISTS ENCOUNTER ARABS

CHAPTER IX A WIRELESS MESSAGE TO HEADQUARTERS

CHAPTER X ARRIVED IN GOBLINLAND

CHAPTER XI IN THE LAND WHERE YOU DO AS YOU PLEASE

CHAPTER XII BEFORE THE MAYOR OF GOBLINLAND

CHAPTER I

A MIDNIGHT VISIT FROM THE LITTLE GREEN GOBLIN

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Little Bob Taylor was mad, discouraged, and thoroughly miserable. Things had gone wrong—as things have the perverse habit of doing with mischievous, fun-loving boys of ten—and he was disgruntled, disgusted. The school year drawing to a close had been one of dreary drudgery; at least that was the retrospective view he took of it. And warm, sunshiny weather had come—the season for outdoor sports and vagrant rambles—and the end was not yet. Still he was a galley slave in the gilded barge of modern education; and open and desperate rebellion was in his heart.

One lesson was not disposed of before another intrusively presented itself, and tasks at home multiplied with a fecundity rivaling that of the evils of Pandora’s box. Yes, Bob was all out of sorts. School was a bore; tasks at home were a botheration, and life was a frank failure. He knew it; and what he knew he knew.

He had come from school on this particular day in an irritable, surly mood, to find that the lawn needed mowing, that the flower-beds needed weeding,—and just when he desired to steal away upon the wooded hillside back of the house and make buckeye whistles! He had demurred, grumbled and growled, and his father had rebuked him. Then he had complained of a headache, and his mother had given him a pill—a pill! think of it—and sent him off to bed.

So here he was, tossing upon his own little bed in his own little room at the back of the house. It was twilight. The window was open, and the sweet fragrance of the honeysuckle flowers floated in to him. Birds were chirping and twittering as they settled themselves to rest among the sheltering boughs of the wild cherry tree just without, and the sounds of laughter and song came from the rooms beneath, where the other members of the family were making merry. Bob was hurt, grieved. Was there such a thing as justice in the whole world? He doubted it! And he wriggled and squirmed from one side of the bed to the other, kicked the footboard and dug his fists into the pillows—burning with anger and consuming with self-pity. At last the gathering storm of his contending emotions culminated in a downpour of tears, and weeping, he fell asleep.

Hello! Hello, Bob! Hello, Bob Taylor!

Bob popped up in bed, threw off the light coverings and stared about him. A broad band of moonlight streamed in at the open window, making the room almost as light as day. Not a sound was to be heard. The youngster peered into the shadowy corners and out into the black hallway, straining his ears. The clock down stairs struck ten deliberate, measured strokes.

I thought I heard somebody calling me, the lad muttered; I must have been dreaming.

He dropped back upon his pillows and closed his eyes.

Hello, Bob!

The boy again sprang to a sitting posture, as quick as a jack-in-a-box, his eyes and mouth wide open. He was startled, a little frightened.

Hel—hello yourself! he quavered.

I’m helloing you, the voice replied. "I’ve no need to hello myself; I’m awake."

Bob looked all around, but could not locate the speaker.

I’m awake, too, he muttered; at least I guess I am.

Yes, you’re awake all right enough now, the voice said; but I nearly yelled a lung loose getting you awake.

Well, where are you? the boy cried.

A hoarse, rasping chuckle was the answer, apparently coming from the open window. Bob turned his eyes in that direction and blinked and stared, and blinked again; for there upon the sill, distinctly visible in the streaming white moonlight, stood the oddest, most grotesque figure the boy had ever beheld. Was it a dwarfed and deformed bit of humanity, or a gigantic frog masquerading in the garb of a man? Bob could not tell; so he ventured the very natural query:

What are you?

I’m a goblin, his nocturnal visitor made reply, in a harsh strident, parrot-like voice.

A goblin? Bob questioned.

Yes.

Well, what’s a goblin?

Don’t you know? in evident surprise.

No.

Why, boy—boy! Your education has been sadly amiss.

I know it, Bob replied with unction, his school grievances returning in full force to his mind. But what is a goblin? Anything like a gobbler?

Stuff! his visitor exclaimed in a tone of deep disgust. Anything like a gobbler! Bob, you ought to be ashamed. Do I look anything like a turkey?

No, you look like a frog, the boy laughed.

Shut up! the goblin croaked.

I won’t! snapped the boy.

Look here! cried the goblin. Surely you know what goblins are. You’ve read of ’em—you’ve seen their pictures in books, haven’t you?

I think I have, Bob said reflectively, but I don’t know just what they are.

You know what a man is, don’t you? the goblin queried.

Of course.

"Well, what is a man?"

Huh? the lad cried sharply.

What is a man?

"Why, a man’s a—a—a man," Bob answered, lamely.

Good—very good; the goblin chuckled, interlocking his slim fingers over his protuberant abdomen and rocking himself to and fro upon his slender legs. "I see your schooling’s done you some good. Yes, a man’s a man, and a goblin’s a goblin. Understand? It’s all as clear as muddy water, when you think it over. Hey?"

You explain things just like my teacher does, the boy muttered peevishly.

How’s that? the goblin inquired, seating himself upon the sill and drawing his knees up to his chin.

Why, when we ask him a question, he asks us one in return; and when we answer it, he tangles us all up and leaves us that way.

Does he? the goblin grinned.

Yes, he does, sullenly.

He must be a good teacher.

He is good—good for nothing, snappishly.

The goblin hugged his slim shanks and laughed silently. He was a diminutive fellow, not more than a foot in height. His head was large; his body was pursy. A pair of big, waggling ears, a broad, flat nose, two small, pop eyes and a wide mouth made up his features. His dress consisted of a brimless, peaked cap, cutaway coat, long waistcoat, tight fitting trousers and a pair of tiny shoes—all of a vivid green color. His was indeed an uncouth and queer figure!

Say! Bob cried, suddenly.

Huh? the goblin ejaculated, throwing back his head and nimbly scratching his chin with the toe of his shoe.

What are you called?

Sometimes I’m called the Little Green Goblin of Goblinville.

Oh!

Yes.

But what’s your name?

Fitz.

Fitz?

Yes.

Fitz what?

Fitz Mee.

Fits you? laughed Bob. I guess it does.

No! rasped the goblin. "Not Fitz Hugh; Fitz Mee."

That’s what I said, giggled the boy, fits you.

"I know you did; but I didn’t. I said Fitz Mee."

I can’t see the difference, said Bob, with a puzzled shake of the head.

Oh, you can’t! sneered the goblin.

No, I can’t!—bristling pugnaciously.

Huh!—contemptuously—"I say my name is Fitz Mee; you say it is Fitz Hugh; and you can’t see the difference, hey?"

Oh, that’s what you mean—that your name is Fitz Mee, grinned Bob.

Of course it’s what I mean, the goblin muttered gratingly; it’s what I said; and a goblin always says what he means and means what he says.

Where’s your home? the boy ventured to inquire.

In Goblinville, was the crisp reply.

Goblinville?

Yes; the capital of Goblinland.

And where’s that?

A long distance east or a long distance west.

Well, which?

Either or both.

Oh, that can’t be! Bob cried.

It can’t?

Why, no.

Why can’t it?

The place can’t be east and west both—from here.

But it can, and it is, the goblin insisted.

Is that so?—in profound wonder.

Yes; it’s on the opposite side of the globe.

Oh, I see.

The goblin nodded, batting his pop eyes.

Well, what are you doing here? Bob pursued.

Talking to you, grinned the goblin.

I know that, the lad grumbled irritably. But what brought you here?

A balloon.

Oh, pshaw! What did you come here for?

For you.

For me?

"Yes; you don’t like to live in this country, and I’ve