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Welcome to issue 137 of LIGHTSPEED! We're starting off the month with a memo---a science fictional memo, and lucky for all of you, it's by the hilarious Gene Doucette. Not everyone can make an apocalypse funny, but we think "Memoranda from the End of the World" will have you chuckling to the bitter end. Our other original SF short comes from Yang-Yang Wang, whose story "Every Single Brian" digs into the painful and personal realm of human cloning. E. Catherine Tobler brings us a riveting SF flash piece in "Those Who Went." Our reprint is "Tidings" by Rich Larson, from Grist Magazine's recent Imagine 2200 climate fiction publication. On the fantasy side of the magazine, we're taking you all back to P H Lee's the Great Sweet Sea for their new novelette "The Ash-Girl and the Salmon Prince." This fairy tale of family, love, and loss is so much fun we're serializing it over the course of two weeks. Our fantasy flash piece is the tremendously affecting story "The Right Dragon," from Coral Alejandra Moore. Our reprint is Endria Isa Richardson's "The Black Menagerie. Our nonfiction team has put together a great selection of author spotlights and book reviews. We also have an excerpt from Ryka Aoki's new novel, LIGHT FROM UNCOMMON STARS. It's another terrific issue---thanks for reading!
John Joseph Adams
John Joseph Adams is the series editor of The Best American Science Fiction and Fantasy and the editor of the Hugo Award–winning Lightspeed, and of more than forty anthologies, including Lost Worlds & Mythological Kingdoms, The Far Reaches, and Out There Screaming (coedited with Jordan Peele).
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Lightspeed Magazine, Issue 137 (October 2021) - John Joseph Adams
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Issue 137, October 2021
FROM THE EDITOR
Editorial: October 2021
SCIENCE FICTION
Memoranda from the End of the World
Gene Doucette
Tidings
Rich Larson
Those Who Went
E. Catherine Tobler
Every Single Brian
Yang-Yang Wang
FANTASY
The Black Menagerie
Endria Isa Richardson
The Ash-Girl and the Salmon Prince, Part I
P H Lee and Rachel Swirsky
The Ash-Girl and the Salmon Prince, Part II
P H Lee and Rachel Swirsky
The Right Dragon
Coral Alejandra Moore
EXCERPTS
Light From Uncommon Stars
Ryka Aoki
NONFICTION
Book Review: Destroyer of Light by Jenn Marie Brissett
LaShawn M. Wanak
Book Review: The Year’s Best African Speculative Fiction (2021), edited by Oghenechovwe Donald Ekpeki
Arley Sorg
Book Review: How High We Go in The Dark, by Sequoia Nagamatsu
Chris Kluwe
AUTHOR SPOTLIGHTS
Gene Doucette
P H Lee
Yang-Yang Wang
MISCELLANY
Coming Attractions
Stay Connected
Subscriptions and Ebooks
Support Us on Patreon, or How to Become a Dragonrider or Space Wizard
About the Lightspeed Team
Also Edited by John Joseph Adams
© 2021 Lightspeed Magazine
Cover by Chainat / Adobe Stock
www.lightspeedmagazine.com
Published by Adamant Press
From_the_EditorEditorial: October 2021
John Joseph Adams | 225 words
Welcome to Lightspeed’s 137th issue!
We’re starting off the month with a memo—a science fictional memo, and lucky for all of you, it’s by the hilarious Gene Doucette. Not everyone can make an apocalypse funny, but we think Memoranda from the End of the World
will have you chuckling to the bitter end. Our other original SF short comes from Yang-Yang Wang, whose story Every Single Brian
digs into the painful and personal realm of human cloning. E. Catherine Tobler brings us a riveting SF flash piece in Those Who Went.
Our reprint is from Leah Cypess: On the Ship.
On the fantasy side of the magazine, we’re taking you all back to P H Lee’s the Great Sweet Sea for their new novelette The Ash-Girl and the Salmon Prince.
This fairy tale of family, love, and loss is so much fun we’re serializing it over the course of two weeks. Our fantasy flash piece is the tremendously affecting story The Right Dragon,
from Coral Alejandra Moore. Our reprint is Endria Isa Richardson’s The Black Menagerie.
Our nonfiction team has put together a great selection of author spotlights and book reviews. We also have an excerpt from Ryka Aoki’s new novel, Light From Uncommon Stars.
It’s another terrific issue—thanks for reading!
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
John Joseph Adams is the series editor of Best American Science Fiction and Fantasy and is the bestselling editor of more than thirty anthologies, including Wastelands and The Living Dead. Recent books include A People’s Future of the United States, Wastelands: The New Apocalypse, and the three volumes of The Dystopia Triptych. Called the reigning king of the anthology world
by Barnes & Noble, John is a two-time winner of the Hugo Award (for which he has been a finalist twelve times) and an eight-time World Fantasy Award finalist. John is also the editor and publisher of Lightspeed and is the publisher of its sister-magazines, Fantasy and Nightmare. For five years, he ran the John Joseph Adams Books novel imprint for Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. Find him online at johnjosephadams.com and @johnjosephadams.
Memoranda from the End of the World
Gene Doucette | 5400 words
[For internal use only]
RE: YOUR COMPANY-ISSUED BREATHING APPARATUS
Attached, please find your personal company-issued Breathing Apparatus, for immediate use within all corporate campus unfiltered air locations!
This includes all outdoor locations, such as: the parking lots; the parking garage; the smoker’s hut; the paths between the buildings; the shuttlebus waiting area; the tennis court; and the corporate golf course. It also includes a limited number of indoor locations, such as: the shuttlebus; any area listed as Under Construction
; and the employee bathroom on level two in the north wing of building H.
(Note: If you are reading this memorandum at any of the above-listed unventilated locations, please skip to the section entitled How to Wear Your Personal Breathing Apparatus
immediately and follow the prescribed steps.)
As detailed in the prior memoranda, ON THE UNFORTUNATELY HIGH PARTICULATE MATTER COUNT IN OUR COOLING TOWER EJECTA
and WHY YOU MAY BE COUGHING MORE THIS WEEK,
per policy, all employees must wear their personal Breathing Apparatuses when at risk of inhaling unfiltered air while on the corporate campus.
(For more information, please consult the updated Policy on Breathing in the online corporate handbook.)
FAQ
Q: How long will this policy be in effect?
A: Hopefully not for long! Air quality tests are being conducted constantly by our on-campus team of researchers and the legal department. We will provide a timeline shortly.
Q: In addition to experiencing shortness of breath, I have also experienced some of the following: redness and itching of the eyes; excessive saliva; skin irritation; panic attacks; and dissociative episodes. Are these symptoms related to the air quality concerns expressed by the corporation?
A: These symptoms cannot be positively linked to the corporation’s unfiltered air quality issue at this time.
Q: Should I be concerned for my family?
A: If your immediate family resides more than ten miles from the corporate campus, then no! Otherwise, please contact your supervisor about signing the litigation waiver and obtaining additional Breathing Apparatuses for your immediate family members.
Q: I’ve heard rumors that the high particulate matter count in the coolant tower ejecta is related to work on Project ExtraSolar. What can you tell us?
A: As always, everything relating to Project ExtraSolar is classified as Top Secret. Please refer to the Policy on Denying the Existence of Project ExtraSolar in the online corporate handbook for more information.
• • • •
[For internal use only]
RE: THE IMPORTANCE OF NOT BREATHING UNFILTERED AIR AT THIS TIME
It has come to the attention of Corporate Safety and Security that the mandatory Breathing Apparatus guidelines are not being strictly adhered to by all employees.
As previously outlined—see: YOUR COMPANY-ISSUED BREATHING APPARATUS
—the wearing of your personal Breathing Apparatus is required whenever inhaling non-filtered air while on the corporate campus.
Many have noted that in the course of issuing Breathing Apparatuses to all employees, we have neglected to explain why it was important to not breathe unfiltered air while on the corporate campus. There are a number of litigation-adjacent reasons we did not do this (and why we still cannot). However, we can discuss a number of the quite dangerous theories that have recently come to our attention.
Theory #1: This is actually a psychological test and there’s nothing wrong with the air.
This is false. There very much is something wrong with the air. Please also note that our psy-ops department was defunded two years ago.
Theory #2: The air is toxic and if you’ve already breathed it you’re going to die anyway, so why bother?
This is false. Corporate would not issue Breathing Apparatuses if we knew the air was toxic and it was already too late for everyone. The truth is we’re still running tests.
Theory #3: The air grants people special abilities and corporate is trying to keep it all for themselves.
This is false. This theory—and the similar freedom air
theory—are the most popular and the least plausible of the theories we have encountered. We cannot at this time confirm the nature of the pollutant in the corporate campus’s unfiltered air, but—as is true for any industrial accident—the air does not grant special abilities.
(Note: We can neither confirm nor deny that there was an industrial accident.)
It has also been reported that some of the employees who have inhaled unfiltered air on our corporate campus—whether by accident or intentionally—claim to have experienced a kind of euphoria. Like the above theories, this is false: Euphoria is not a recognized symptom.
Again: Euphoria is not a recognized symptom.
Any employees caught chasing the euphoria
by breathing the freedom air
and/or encouraging others to do so will be referred to H.R. immediately, and may face termination.
• • • •
[For internal use only]
RE: MEDIA INQUIRIES
In the wake of recent events, the corporation felt it important to address what is becoming an increasingly common problem for our employees: dealing with the media.
It’s important to remember that all media inquiries should be directed to our Public Relations department and/or the Legal department. When a member of the media asks you a question about the corporation, you must refer them. (Contact information for both is attached to this memo.)
We also strongly urge all employees, when faced with media inquiries, to ask themselves: are you the person within the corporation best qualified to speak for the corporation?
Almost without exception, the answer is no. This is irrespective of the question, the questioner, or the circumstance by which the questioner and the questioned happen to encounter one another.
However, we also recognize that under extreme duress, employees may not have the presence of mind to ruminate on the appropriateness of an in-progress media interaction. Likewise, not all media members readily identify themselves, and some circumstances do not permit time for an employee to ask if their interrogator is speaking on behalf of a media conglomerate.
This is why we at corporate headquarters are advising that all employees learn to apply the following phrase—I don’t know
—to all external inquiries regarding the company.
This phrase has been approved by the legal department for use in all circumstances in which an employee is asked a question relating to the company by a non-employee, and it is to be used at all times regardless of the question.
Here are a few real-life examples of how saying I don’t know
can help both you (the employee) and the corporation as a whole continue to succeed.
Example #1:
Five quarantined employees escape containment and exit the campus in a heightened state of euphoric dementia. After sacking the local police station, their leader—Nigel
—declares himself king. The five escapees are eventually contained, but only after killing seven people and biting another twenty-two.
A member of the media reaches out to known employees of the corporation. You, an associate of Nigel,
are asked to comment.
Option 1: It was only a matter of time. We’re all going to [expletive] die. Do you own a gun? Get a [expletive] gun. (crying) Those poor bastards . . . Look, go underground and maybe you can hold them off for a while. It’s worth a try, right? Right? (more crying.) I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry.
Option 2: The corporation strongly denies any connection with these individuals, cannot explain why they have employee badges, and only learned about the unfortunate attack on the police station just now when you asked about it.
Option 3: "I don’t know."
As we can see, the real-world response shown in Option 1 is inappropriate. Option 2 is ideal, but difficult to reproduce without legal assistance. Option 3 is therefore preferred.
Example #2
An old college friend asks if there’s any connection between the company’s drastic increase in security fencing, the breakdown of local government, and the spread of Euphoric Fever.
Unbeknownst to you, this old college friend now works for an international media organization.
Option 1: This is what happens when you try to play God with alien microbes. Jesus Christ. This [expletive] company, man. Hey, I gotta run, they’re having a problem with the flamethrower again.
Option 2: True or not I must assume that you, old college friend, are currently employed by an international media organization. The corporation’s updated fencing was purely aesthetic, we have no comment about local government, and we’ve never heard of ‘Euphoric Fever.’
Option 3: "I don’t know."
As before, option 3 is preferred, option 2 is better but challenging for most employees, and option 1—the real-world response, unfortunately—is highly damaging to the reputation of the corporation and should be avoided.
Example #3
While off duty and after being relocated to a secure facility, during the course of waiting in line for rations you overhear an army general discussing the use of napalm for an upcoming counterstrike. Concerned, and with information regarding the viability of fire, you approach to discuss it with him.
You do not notice that the general is currently on live television.
Option 1: WE TRIED FIRE! NOTHING WORKS! THEY’RE NOT HUMAN ANYMORE! [garbled ranting] [expletive] [garbled ranting] [incoherent shrieking]
Option 2: These corporation-supplied rations are healthy and delicious!
Option 3: Do not approach the general. Do not discuss what you know with the military at all.
Option 4: "I don’t know."
You are correct: this example is actually a trick! The best option is 3. Options 1, 2, and 4 all feature interrupting a live television broadcast, which draws unwelcome attention regardless of what one says following that interruption. However, if you find yourself completely unable to avoid doing this, options 2 or 4 are far better than the real-world option 1.
We hope this advice and the provided examples prove useful to you, our valued employees, in navigating the challenging times we are currently experiencing.
Also note: If you think you have said or are going to say something to a media representative, we ask that you reach out to your supervisor immediately for further guidance.
• • • •
From: the office of the Search for Non-Terrestrial Intelligence (SNOTI)
To: all SNOTI-participating observatories
RE: POSSIBLE NON-TERRESTRIAL SIGNAL IDENTIFIED & PNTL WARNING
Dear participating members:
We here at the main SNOTI office hope that this message reaches you, and that you are well and not currently infected with the PNTL contagion (about which: more below.) Tragically, the latest information has it that our observatories in North America and Western Europe have,