The Nettleham Gentlemen's Club
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Charles William Johns
Charles William Johns is a Research Assistant in The English & Journalism Department at The University of Lincoln. He is author of both Incompatible Ballerina and Other Essays (John Hunt, 2015) and Neurosis and Assimilation (Springer, 2016). He is currently editing a collection of essays entitled The Neurotic Turn with contributions from Graham Harman, Nick Land, Benjamin Noys, and Patricia Reed, which will be published by Repeater Books in 2017.
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The Nettleham Gentlemen's Club - Charles William Johns
Preface
Throughout the annals of the terrestrial animal kingdom it has been noted that there is at least one common denominator shared between the species homo erectus and homo sapien: the act of assigning mystery to things. This mystery is ascribed to things that they previously did no t, or presently do not , have knowledge of. First, they acquired the nerve to pester the whole animal kingdom (they were hungry). You know what they say: If at first you don’t succeed, pry, pry again!
Then it was all that awful business with the hot burny
stuff called fire. Three million years of trial and error (and lots of laughing) and what for? I say we should all keep ourselves to ourselves. It’s a matter of relativity really; would Clarence have his beloved yacht with its uranium keel if the nuclear bomb were never invented ? Would Victor have burnt his bungalow down in a freak fried bacon accident if those pesky fur-clad chaps hadn’t mastered the art of rubbing two sticks together? It is not only cats that bear the brunt of this curiosity business. To hell with mystery!
In our contemporary times we have a less threatening kind of mystery: people want to learn about everything. To recite every Shakespeare sonnet, to travel the world, to swim with dolphins, to know the difference between Focaccia and Ciabatta bread. If they are not busy chasing such experiences, then they will be at home continually questioning themselves, their appearance to others, and the meaning of their lives. There is also a small demographic (philosophers) wishing to spend all its time pondering existence itself , as if it were something we could just pick up and analyse, or some futile, cosmic magic trick without any real finale. Some even search for a Platonic realm, which apparently dwells deep within or behind the kingdom of normal human appearance and experience.
This does not sit well with the members of the Nettleham Gentlemen’s Club.
I wonder what the Platonic truth of a cheese and pickle sandwich for sale at the Nettleham Village Tea Shop would be? If there, indeed, were some necessary exactitude or essence to the sandwich, would it be latent in the cheese or the pickle, or the bread slices? I would argue, on behalf of the Nettleham Gentlemen’s Club, that appetite would vanquish any desire for truth (or mystery for that matter); one cannot have their sandwich and eat it, can they?
If you ever find yourself ruminating upon a pedestrian signpost, asking those very same metaphysical questions pertaining to the meaning and being of this object, then just remember: if you ponder for too long, you may get lost in truth . . . and you’ll be late to the pub.
Charles William Johns
01/01/2021
Introduction
It is the year two thousand and twenty one and we are in the throes