Anarchy in the Kitchen: The Incomprehensible Hedonistic Journey of One Chef in Yesterday’s Culinary World the Noxious Scuttlebutt and the Inconvenience of Knowing
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Incomprehensible, unpredictable, Auguste Knuckles takes the reader on a demolition derby covering numerous avenues of the hospitality industry. A blinding and destructive obsession for his craft. A victim of child abuse and neglect, from a young age Knuckles struggles with drug and alcohol addiction. Powerless to escape the noxious scuttlebutt, Knuckles strives to move forward to achieve his career goal.
Executive head chef within a prestigious 5* hotel with Michelin star status. Suffering with CPTSD, suicidal thoughts, OCD and a tsunami of professional issues. After three decades as a chef, Knuckles throws in the towel. Even after being announced as the next heavy weight champion of the world by George Foreman, it’s time to walk away from an obsessive and destructive love affair with the kitchen.
Auguste Knuckles
It feels very strange to consider myself an author. I didn’t set out to become a writer let alone achieve the impossible. Believe it or not, I actual wet myself as I sat my English GCSE exam during the endless summer of 1986. My exam paper resembled wet toilet paper that had been trampled on by a hedgehog, sweating like a dyslexic on countdown. Children who are subjected to neglect, physical and mental abuse inevitably have issues at school. I write because it heals the many wounds of childhood trauma. I write because it heals the scars of war, addiction and my endless struggle with mental health. My life thus far, incomprehensible. I contemplate the simple question many times? how and why I am alive. My birth name I left in the sand dunes of Iraq, the man I became would be the personification of my tormented childhood. The individual I have struggled to be for decades is a man blessed beyond measure. Once you have turned the last page, you decide what you think about this author. My name is Auguste Knuckles, father, husband, friend, chef, soldier, recovered drug addict author and urban poet.
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Anarchy in the Kitchen - Auguste Knuckles
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Courses
Amuse Bouche
21st birthday cocktail, the aftermath
Broccoli stalks
Addicted to food
Sardinia 97
I must be a terrorist
The cook off
Filthy maggots
Rummaged by an alligator
A chef with no filter
Anarchy in the kitchen
Indoor Ski slope
G strings
Binge drinking & ski boots
Dutch man cocktail
Leaving mousse
Tasty Pussy
Beaujolais Nouveau
Breakfast
Football hooligans
The jockey club
Get the boat mate
The average working day onboard
Its next to godliness
The Window
Sprouts
Back to college
Spit Roasted
Stolen shoes
Basic Training
Elephant beer
The squaddie bath
Hitler youth
Chocolate sponge and pink custard
Cooking on gas
The Gulf War
George Foreman
Reflection
The mafia want our blood
Post service
Nothing but a bully
Head hunted, head severed
Burnt Money
Silly games
Spain the uncut truth
Mumbo Jumbo
The noxious scuttlebutt
The Inconvenience of knowing
Mrs Jones
Home alone
Cantankerous
Cheese vodka and stitches
Nothing but a cunt
Frogs legs
What goes around, goes around
Betty, the rabbit lady
Naked astronauts
Slurping Oysters
Petit fours and coffee
For Gabriel Fernandez February 20, 2005 – May 24th 2013
Amuse Bouche
A narchy in the kitchen is a book I intended to write. I didn’t walk into a lamp post one morning and thought fuck me I need to write a cookbook
. My culinary journey spanning three decades was always going to be written. The carnage, the chaos, a chef with no filter. Anarchist in the kitchen, an enigma in yesterday’s culinary world. A psychedelic, hedonistic, vicious, emotional and passionate journey through the under belly of the culinary world.
Incomprehensible and unpredictable, Auguste Knuckles takes the reader on a demolition derby covering numerous avenues of the hospitality industry. A blinding and destructive obsession for his craft. A victim of child abuse and neglect, from a young age Knuckles struggles with drug and alcohol addiction. Powerless to escape the noxious scuttlebutt, Knuckles strives to move forward to achieve his career goal.
Executive head chef within a prestigious world-renowned hotel with Michelin star status. Suffering with complex post-traumatic stress disorder, suicidal thoughts, OCD and a tsunami of professional issues. After three decades as an experienced well-travelled chef, Knuckles throws in the towel. Even after being announced as the next heavy weight champion of the world by George Foreman, it’s time to walk away from an obsessive and destructive love affair with the kitchen.
"If you’ve lived an ordinary life,
you will have ordinary stories"
40873.png21st birthday cocktail,
the aftermath
A rmed to the teeth with a goody bag full of magical treats which consisted of angel dust (PCP) an eight ball of cocaine, blotted sheet of banana splits acid
30 ecstasy tabs, several wraps of speed, more skunk and solid than a small festival, it was time to celebrate my 21 st birthday.
This was going to be a private affair, only the head strong, the closest of friends. We drove back from Amsterdam and made our way to a beautiful caravan park outside of Hamburg. The brochure lived up to our expectations, our fully furnished caravan was a stone’s throw from a beautiful lake.
Lush surroundings, enough space between the caravans so no chance of pissing our neighbor’s off. What a place to launch ourselves from the planet. There was Beanie the cat, Brummies’ Pal, Cuthbert the posh kid, Dave Jumpers, ambulance bob, johnny 6 stickers, Jacko the smacko and me.
We had got to know each other well during the past few year serving in the army in Germany with our regiment. Our brief to ourselves was simple, to celebrate my 21st birthday with soldiers we could all trust, them knowing I had their backs and vice a versa. The recipe for that evening was to get beyond fucked up. To travel to a place most humans will never experience, unless you have watched fear and loathing in Las Vegas or depraved as half a dozen squaddies in a yellow caravan.
Mise en place, 1 gram of PCP, 2 grams of cocaine, six love doves, 4 tabs of acid, 2 grams of speed, jack Daniels and tumblers. Grind all ingredients to a nice powder consistency. Sprinkle equal quantities of your space dust into clean crystal tumblers. Top the tumblers with Jack Daniels, say grace, salute one another, down the hatch.
Freshen up, change and head to the local night club which is highly recommended in our shiny caravan brochure on the out skirts of town. The excitement was electric, it felt like I was about to get laid for the first time, not laid as such but an orgy with angles doing a job on me. I had to crack one out before we departed. Extremely dangerous going out with friends on the same level, a head and body full of chemicals with a sawn-off shotgun in your pants. Not good for morale when the poison starts cursing through your veins and you have an Uzi pocking out from your waistline.
We were about to exit our humanly form, leave the earth’s atmosphere and head on out into space. Buzzed, ripped, quivering, pickled, smashed, tripping, speeding, rushing, pulsating, peeled, trembling, orgasmic, inside out pummeled.
The drugs had started to work their magic, I cannot speak for my friends, but I was walking there passes in front of myself. I could see myself wrapped in psychedelic colors shooting off into space. Bright yellows and oranges zooming out in all directions. I could not feel the ground beneath me. I had left my shell in the caravan, what I had become was not off this world.
The boys are splotches of color, their voices echoed through my skin, auguste, get in the car brother we need to go
. Fuck me did you fucking see that shit? Day had mysteriously turned into night, Apocalypse eerie, strange with a hint of paranoia and excitement. Inside the car I could feel everyone’s electricity, If the car explodes, then it explodes.
Every movement was followed by thousands of tracers. Guys stop fucking moving please, there are hundreds of us in this capsule. The drugs had ripped through us all sideways, we were now locked in, no way out for at least 24hrs.
I could not focus on anything, everything and everyone around me was trembling, vibrating, pulsating, zig zagging in and out of sight. My heart was sat on the tip of my tongue, my toes sat on my eye lids and my torso had twisted 180 degrees, front was back and back was front.
How the fuck are we going to get in anywhere in this state, it’s a thought I had within a thought, within someone else’s imagination. Did I just say that, or did I just think that or was it the purple cat sitting on the dashboard dressed as punk?
Destination disco, we all slide from the car, I sink waist deep into fluffy bubbles then catapulted into the que in front of a bouncer the size of a furry bus. My senses had lost the plot, I was being tickled with a million feather dusters. My balls felt like they were being caressed by several beautiful angels. We are in the club, fuck knows how, were the house sized bouncers as twisted, ripped as we were?
PCP, ecstasy, speed, acid and cocaine are now the driving force. I am just a passenger along for the ride. I am a beer sat outside drinking myself, millions of tracers as people move, dance, gyrate and wiggle about. Everything is moving around, tables, chairs, people are levitating. I see the boys in several different places at the same time around the club. Beanie is at the bar; he is on the dance floor and doing the spiderman thing on several wall.
Brummies’ Pal is wrestling six hairy German girls. Cuthbert the posh kid is sonic the hedgehog. Dave Jumpers is river dancing like fifty ladies, ambulance bob and Johnny 6 stickers are frozen in time. Jacko the smacko has no arms or legs, he’s bobbing about the place like a psychedelic beach ball.
When you least expect things to get any higher, I’m outside on a car bonnet having oral sex performed on me. How I got there is still a mystery, to this day I have no clue if I was with a man or a woman, hermaphrodite, lady boy or bouncer. If the truth be told I could have been with an alligator wearing an afro with pink lipstick.
The world explodes into a trillion colors, my body erupts and shatters like a glass on a marble floor. We are back at the caravan site, all sat by the lake with our feet in warm bubbling water. I turn to the boys; they are all sat in a deflated rubber dinghy fishing on dry land drinking champagne wearing pirate outfits. It is clear as the night sky they believe they are out on the lake floating around waiting for a yellow submarine to appear. Who was I to spoil the fun, it would have freaked them out if I were snorkeling around the dingy in lush green grass?
Hey, you there, you, yes you, what’s your name?
Who me? yes you, I’m talking to you
. I am speaking with a fish dressed as Charlie Chaplin. Auguste
whats up boys? please pass the oars, this dingy doesn’t seem to be going anywhere
, sure.
I turn back to Charlie fish Chaplin who is walking on water across the lake, with a fish wink and a nod he disappears. I fall back on the lush green grass, the sky is electric pink, stars, planets zooming across the cosmos. I awake on the floor of our caravan, eye lids as heavy as alloy wheels. The sun rays bursting through a razor slit in the curtains, I am staring at several empty tumblers scattered across the caravan floor.
We clean up, check out of the caravan site and make our way back to camp. As we drive through the gates, jolly green giants and monkeys everywhere with machine guns, eyes on us. What the fuck is going on boys? It appears we are still tripping in a celestial analogous biosphere still by our beautiful lake.
"No one really listens today, they only hear what they
want to, to really get someone’s attention today, you
have to hit them around the head with a sledgehammer."
40881.pngBroccoli stalks
M y first college work experience 1 st quarter 1986 was at the prestigious four-star Opera Hotel in Wolverhampton. Every celebrity who starred in a pantomime at the old Vic in town would stay at the hotel during the 70s, 80s and probably still do today. I was super nervous as it would be my first time in a proper working kitchen. I was doing well at my studies, practical and theory. When you made a good stock or sauce, or trussed a bird for the pot, you received good praise from your tutor. The more praise I got, the harder I worked. The harder I worked, the better my craft, and with that, my confidence started to grow.
My first shift began 8am Monday morning, I had all weekend to get prepared. I pressed my whites, sharpened my knives and studied my repertoire. Little did I know this work experience in the winter of 1986 was going to be a game changer.
Monday morning, I was up early, I brushed my teeth, grabbed my clobber, and was out the door. No, Good luck son,
nothing like that. Boris and Doris knew it was only a matter of time before I was going to leave anyway and be out of their wretched lives.
I jumped on the bus, headed into town, made my connection to the other side of wolves, the posh part of town. I entered the kitchen via the staff entrance. I was greeted by the executive chef, a mean-looking fella with a ginger afro. Change in my office. I’ll be back in five to show you the ins and outs of my domain,
. The office consisted of a wooden table and chair with a pile of invoices, ash tray, twenty B&H, several bottles of spirits, dirty chef whites on the floor, and a poster of Sam Fox pinned to the wall.
Ok boy, starters, mains, pastry, pot wash, fridges, fire exit, my office. My first job was to prep broccoli for a function. I was not told which function, just to prep it. I was dwarfed by six crates of broccoli. Let’s crack on, florets in the container, stalks in the bin. Beacon radio playing in the background, I was stood practically outside as the prep area was situated to the rear of the kitchen, near the back doors. Within the hour I was done, I cleaned my section and emptied the bin.
A few more chefs arrived on shift, and I was whisked around the kitchen during lunch service. The executive chef screamed across the kitchen from the walk-in fridge, Where the fuck are those broccoli stalks?
Chef, I threw them out. The florets are in the prep fridge. If he had said, Stalks in that container,
then I would have done the obvious. I thought the verbal abuse at home was bad, but this was on another level.
In my face petrified, the ginger headed ape with his lipstick poking out of his chef’s trousers was going off. Get your black fucking ass out there and fetch me those fucking broccoli stalks you fucking gollywog, get out there now and fetch me those fucking stalks from the bin
.
The day had turned to a bleak winter’s afternoon. Artic winds swirled around bins the size of a garden sheds. No recycling back in those days. Every department just dumped their shit into any bin. Get in those fucking bins and get me those broccoli stalks boy or your work experience ends today
.
Oui, chef, Into the bins I went, full chef’s whites, apron, hat, neckerchief. I was quickly frozen to the bone; believe me, there wasn’t much meat on me back in those days. Knee-deep in hotel waste, the smell was something else. I ripped bags apart, throwing out every stalk.
Within the hour I was back in the kitchen, a total mess. The broccoli stalks were covered in all sorts of detritus. Good lad now wash them and bring them to me on the sauce section when you’re ready
Yes chef. Oui chef, oui chef.
For the function that night, the starter was cream of broccoli and blue cheese soup topped with garlic-herb croutons, finished with creme fries, and garnished with the classic eighties’ garnish chopped parsley. At 6 p.m. I was told to fuck off home by the ginger headed head chef, come back tomorrow if you enjoyed today. I snivelled all the way home, destroyed, wounded, broken, fuck this chef malarkey for a living.
I arrive home battered. I smelt bad, proper nasty, hotel waste nasty. There was no sympathy. Why would there be? Snivelling like a child lost in Woolworths, I attempted to explain my day. I cannot go back there; cooking is not for me.
You better get your fucking ass back there tomorrow or else.
That is the day my future as a chef was set in stone. Those words, You better get back there or else,
was the only piece of encouragement I needed to get me out of that God-forsaken house.
My first job the following morning, I had to melt chocolate too make garnishes for the pastry chef. Nuclear-powered microwave oven, chocolate nuked for two minutes. Not good, not good at all. Black chocolate smoke filled half the kitchen, chefs and service staff coughing and spluttering. Verbal abuse, digs to the ribs, asked to fetch a left-handed whisk, chop flour, peel peas. I didn’t throw any vegetable or fruit peelings away until I was told too. Just in case the head chef wanted to make a soup from vegetable peelings or a fruit salad with bin trimmings.
I went back every day for two weeks regardless, battered, bruised, burnt, scalded broken, shattered, mentally and physically exhausted. I had to experience the brutal ways of the commercial kitchen in the eighties. That is how it was back then; you get past that initial hurdle of falling off every day just to climb back on and battle through it. At the end of the day, I was just a custard burning imbecile like most chefs training at college.
Addicted to food
W here did it all start, my love for food, well that is simple, I remember the experience every time I eat homemade Indian food. Not Indian food eaten in an Indian restaurant, it must be home cooked by my good friends. My first food orgasm was not me on a beautiful barge slowly cruising through the French countryside eating exquisite French cuisine as a child.
Neither was it slurping hand dived oysters in Corsica, that came decades later. Neither was it diving into a seductive cheese fondue in the swizz alps, that also came decades later. No, absolutely nothing exotic, the day I feel in love with food and sharing a simple meal for pleasure was on the floor of a beat-up dilapidated coach. It was with the most random human, being driven through the roughest parts of the black country back in the early 80s.
Strawberry picking, during the summer break from school to earn some money, my only income during those crazy days as a kid. The coach driver would pick up a bunch of misfits from the local supermarket carpark. All walks of life, Indian, Pakistani, Asian, yobbo’s, blacks, whites, half breeds, not just Jamaican white English half breeds. You name it, a multi-cultural mashup, a coach load of skint, destitute, broke, strawberry pickers.
It was a thirty-minute drive to Featherstone farms, next to Featherstone prison. Featherstone prison being the last stop for so many wasters, losers, rapist’s, murders and strawberry pickers feeding their addiction. Yes, that is correct, strawberry pickers who would probably end upon the wrong side of the law sooner or later. A day strawberry picking would earn me £20, a day on my knees. I suppose there’s worse jobs out there spending hours on your knees, if you know what I mean.
Now £20 was not bad considering the measly £4 per week I would get from my newspaper round. Unlike my fellow pickers, they would easily take home £40 for the day, easily. That’s because they would and could pick at twice the speed as I did. The coach home I would crash at the back of the coach taking in the countryside a cheeky five-minute snooze before we reached our destination, and this is when it all happened.
The mind fuck of an experience, an old Indian lady who has most likely got £40 in her pockets lays out a pristine kitchen tea towel on the floor of the coach directly in front of me. She looks up and shakes her head but not that stupid English nod version, that Indian nod, as if to say, are you ok, do you understand
. Nope I do not understand, and I haven’t a clue what is going on, but I role with it.
I never knew a nod could be so powerful without a spoken word, from her bag she pulls out a tiffin and pops it onto of the kitchen towel. Like a concubine making tea for her emperor, she opens the tiffin container. I am blown away with what this old lady is doing, practically between my legs.
The smell is mind bending for the lumpy mash and cold gravy kid, pilaf rice, sag aloo, Dahl and aloo Gobi, roti, and lime pickle. I did not know about these dishes at the time. The closest I got too foreign food was picking up a chicken curry from the Chinese for our next-door neighbour the lazy cow.
She looks up at me and offers me some of her food, I join my new companion on the floor of the coach and indulge myself. It is a cliché today, used by every celebrity chef or chef taking part in a mind-numbing cooking competition. An explosion of flavours in one’s mouth
. Bollocks, this was a nuclear bomb going off, this was flavour genocide, mouth spit roasted, mouth gang bang central.
The experience was like coming up on ecstasy, eyes rolling in the back of my head, a warm fuzzy feeling, was this old lady coming on to me. Hypnotized by her culinary delights, was I to become her teen sex slave once I had followed her tiffin back to her place.
This simple offering, to share food with another human blew me away. Addicted, hooked, I was on that vibe and I still am today. Cooking for close friends and family, small tight enclosed spaces, huddled together just enjoying each other’s company and great food is a blessing it’s a religion.
We ate in silence on the coach floor oblivious to time. My eyes watering as the lime pickle kicked the back of my throat in. The delicate flavours playing games with my senses. The rice perfectly cooked with a delicate creaminess of gee. right, everyone off
yelled the coach driver.
I waggled my head and thanked the lady; I walked the short walk home purchased snacks and pop with my £20 and chilled out in my shared room listening to PCRL the best pirate radio station in town. Still tasting those spicy mellow flavours in my mouth, I drifted off with my dick in my hand and dreamt that night about becoming an astronaut.
1992 I spent the night crashed on my mate’s sofa, recovering from the drive back to the UK from Germany. I’m up early as I still need to drive back to the black country. The house is a fucking nightmare, its worse than it was when I left 4 years ago. Boris and Doris are obviously at the end of their marriage. The atmosphere was like what I had experienced during the war, chaos. I have been away for almost 4 years, I have returned an emotional wreck, an addict craving for a fix or a joint of some sort.
I’m in their house no more than 10 minutes, fuck this shit, I about face without saying a word to Doris and Boris, neither do they say a word to me, and leave. I make my way to the train station and catch the first train to Bristol.
Uncle Charlie was one of a few people I looked up to as a kid, tall, handsome, dressed like a dapper dan, always sharp and funny. Ex-military man who