The History of New Hampshire and Other Fables
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“My son, you came directly from God — El Dios,” his mother said, for she was Spanish, from some island in the Caribbean. She had gone to Cartagena, in Colombia, to marry Cullman’s father, but then they had returned to south Bogota.
His mother also suggested that maybe he was “one of those gringos,” because his hair was blond and his eyes are blue.
While he laughed at the idea, he grew up dreaming that he was destined to be like a king or one of those rich gringos and live in a big mansion with a large garden, many fine trees, and servants that he would treat well.
In this compilation of poems and short stories, Cullman looks back at how he did become a king of sorts, achieving renowned status as a ski racer, spending time with John Denver in Aspen, Colorado, shortly before the singer’s death, and enjoying life to the fullest.
Duncan Cullman
The author is a senior citizen with far too much free time to watch CNN and other informative channels which upset him considerably with the explicit photos of dead animals, citizens and occasional soldiers including evidence of torture by the Russian Army which had been informed incorrectly that they were fighting fatcists.
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The History of New Hampshire and Other Fables - Duncan Cullman
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Published by AuthorHouse 11/16/2020
ISBN: 978-1-7283-5919-9 (sc)
ISBN: 978-1-7283-5917-5 (hc)
ISBN: 978-1-7283-5918-2 (e)
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CONTENTS
What Really Matters To Me
My Brother Graham
Mouse Baseball, Field Mice Were Our Heroes
Comstock Gunstock
Man with Camel, 9
My St. Friend (Have Confidence in God)
Have Confidence in God (Haben Sie Vertrauen in Gott)
A Man and a Camel, Part 10
Man and Camel 10b
Santa Alexandria, What Really Matters to Me
History of the World
Roger and the Big Jump
Man and Camel, Part 12
The New Normal, Round One: Diversify
Outdoor Dining May Be the Temporary Solution for Saving the Restaurants through Thanksgiving
Visions of the Green Prince (of Lund) on Midsummer Night: Green Leaves Blooming
Franconia Dog Story 2b
Wild Side
The Axman Cometh
Kissing on the Ski Lift, Age Fourteen
Evacuation at Portillo, 1965
Education
Franny on Mount Everest
In the Land of the Turtle (In the Later Years, in the Latter Years)
The Great Hebrew (Jew)
Humpty in His Limo
Every Man Is Jesus
A Man on a Camel, Part 7
Man on a Camel, Part 2
Man on a Camel, Part 5
Dear SARS-CoV-2
More of Jimmy on the Mountain
Inca and Son of Huascar
Man with Camel, Part 8
We Will Become Good Soldiers in the Army of One (We Likewise Shall Join Them Soon)
Mrs. Stone and the Mountain Shaped like a Volcano
Shunned by Beattie in Aspen, Then Invited to IPSRA
The Prisoners
Now That War Is Here
Man, Camel, and God (Part 6)
Thaddeus Thorne
Man on a Camel
Part Z from Page 43—Skiing in Peru (Beginning with John Stirling)
Skiing Near Llaima Volcano in Chile with Rudel
Thanksgiving in Maine
History of Europe
All That Drains Down the Sinkhole Might Be Our Former Freedom as Well
The Pest and the Pestilence
42384.pngWHAT REALLY
MATTERS TO ME
42396.pngIntroduction: When the Saints Come Marching In
In the very latter days of most our lives,
When the saints come marching in, I want to be in that number when,
When I will have realized everyone who tried to help me was a saint.
I cannot even count the total number of them; they were like sand in the turbulent sea.
In my youth, of course I did not realize that adversity was sent from heaven to build me a strong character.
When I get to heaven and hang stars for God, I will need be tough.
No wimps allowed and no cowards; you will need be brave to be an angel.
Brave like those who contest the law with the rich and haughty.
They will never amount to much with God, those who put their faith in the stock market.
Be a saint and help those less fortunate than you more.
42384.pngMY BROTHER
GRAHAM
42396.pngF inally I will get to see my brother. I saw him almost every day between 1953 and 1961, except for vacations of course. Our parents were not even the same, yet we grew up in the same house. We lived under one roof, and his mother fed us all—my own father plus her husband, Graham’s father. Though sometimes we ate in separate dining quarters, we usually got together after meals or to practice baseball at 6:00 a.m. before school, though that crack of the bat and yelling in the backyard upset his sleeping mother, or the sleeping neighbors, or my sleeping father.
Didn’t we get enough sports at school? his mother and father wondered. My own father had other things on his mind, namely business and the stock market, plus where was he going tonight—to which cocktail party to social climb? He spoke softly to me at the breakfast table and explained the world to me from behind his newspaper he was reading, the New York Times.
I was born into this world to be like my own father, who is an aristocrat. It’s not our fault that we are rich and other people are poor. We are who we are to become like our own parents, not like other people who are different from us. They are the way they are for several generations. If their parents are bums, then they are bums. If a man is a house servant, than his child is more likely to be a house servant too. Your father is rich, so you will probably be too if you learn your lessons in school. You like the outdoors more, so maybe you will be an engineer.
An FBI!
I protested. I liked to dig with my shovel in the backyard. My mountain of dirt was an imaginary ski hill for our favorite toys, stuffed mice from Germany. They were originally manufactured to be bookmarks in Germany, but in our backyard each one had a name and an individual personality. They even won ski races like the Olympics for Mice!
Graham’s original mouse was so worn from love that it lost all its hair covering. It was still shaped like a field mouse but was all the more just brown mouse leather. I always managed to lose my mice. Sometimes they went to school with me.
What is that thing in your pocket?
screamed the elderly teacher.
Oh, it’s just my field mouse.
Abhorrent! Put that thing away, and don’t bring that back to school. Understand?
My father would ask me to show my pet mouse to elderly ladies at our own Jewish family gatherings. I would place the mouse between my thumb and index finger and wiggle it from another finger below. The women would all scream.
Graham knew my technique, however his father, who had been in the RAF, was very strict and wouldn’t let him indulge in such nonsense. I had met all his family relatives. They were all English and drank tea from the best tea cups from England or China, Singapore or Mandalay. The men had all been soldiers in the Second World War. They didn’t talk about it with the women, to avoid scaring them. Sometimes at the beach, they told some war stories among themselves, and we boys could sometimes listen—unless it was grown-up talk that pertained more to business and grievances.
I spent much more time with Graham’s family than with my own. Midweek I ate my meals with them in the kitchen. They were our servants, but I never looked down on them. Caroline was like my mother now that I had lost my own to the sanatorium in Great Barrington, Massachusetts. I went there with my father to visit her, but I was not allowed inside. The car was very cold, but my father probably asked if I could ski on the snow, and someone must have said they would babysit me from inside the doorway. It was snowing. I imagined my own mother was watching me, and I always remembered it that way, although she most likely was not. Finally my father came out of the building, and I did not even see my mother once.
Caroline, my governess, had nothing better to do than to love me as well. She had lost one child in childbirth, she later confessed to me, and I filled the empty space she had; I became her second child. That was very lucky for me because I was actually adopted of Anglo-Saxon origin, so I was most fortunate to be raised proper English with an English accent because the Groves were immigrants from near London, though of course Graham had been born stateside.
Frank, or actually Francis, was Graham Grove’s father’s name. He had loaded the ordinances on the British Spitfires in the Battle of Britain, which the Germans called Der Blitz. The English were very proud to have beaten the Germans in the war even though it had almost destroyed their empire. They had lost many colonies and lost many ships on the high seas, which were now replaced by American ships. Though they had won the war, somehow they had managed to lose the war. They all knew it, and it was a sore subject. Though the Groves had been lucky to emigrate over here where wages were higher, they had to take menial jobs like roofing, lawn cutting, and carpentry. They struggled to make ends meet. They drove English cars, like the miniature Ford, to save on gas, but the cars broke down and were not entirely reliable.
Frank had been a semipro soccer player in England and had broken his leg quite badly preventing, him from making the Professional League. It was a bitter disappointment for him but, that made him a baker in Caroline’s parents pastry shop. I am sure it was a very splendid place. Graham sometimes talked about it and complained that here in America, nothing was quite as good as in England. I didn’t want to hear it because I had never been there and would never go. My father had business in South America, where they also drank afternoon tea fifty and a hundred or two years ago, but the custom has regretfully stopped in these modern times.
Frank wanted us to play soccer, but we didn’t have it in our own schools; my private school and his public school had only football and baseball. When my father went away, all of Graham’s family came to play cricket in our backyard. The hard wooden ball struck me and gave me a slight bruise. I cried because I was, for the most part, still a baby though I was already four feet tall.
We played baseball, the all-American sport invented before the Civil War, but Frank didn’t have that information. Our little league bats were so small that Frank used one hand to hit us fly balls to catch until I ran into the stone wall