Aa Serial Killer: Archenemy of Friends of Bill W.

By Eugene Siegel

AA Serial Killer is an offbeat satire, a sick fantasy told in Eugene Siegels unique style of art in written form. The humor, wit, words, and tone are not politically correct. Its meant to be shocking to express his statement on Lifes Madness where living experiences, hate, greed, violence, sex, and the media coexist.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris US
• Release date: Jan 22, 2014
• ISBN: 9781493147311

Eugene Siegel

Eugene Siegel previously wrote Moe Berg Memorial’s Offbeat Guide To Recovery. He grew up in the Jewish Weequahic section of Newark, New Jersey and lives in Ben Lomond, California.

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Copyright © 2014 by Eugene Siegel.

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Contents

Introduction

Johnnie C.

How It All Began

William Griffith Wilson

Roland Douglas

Billy Bob Walken

Frank Russo

Panic and Fear

Wainwright Simpson III

Eugene’s Bar

Peter Paul Anderson

Rick Sellers

Mary Smith

Santa Reya Post Office

Media

Paul Haeckel

News Conference

Another Bombing and More Lies

Redwood Mountain AA Fellowship

Pamela Sesser

Wendy Haynes

Jimmy DeWitt

Joanne Frisbee

Birth of a Serial Killer

Moe Berg Memorial

Housemates

Neil Clawson and the Shithole Bar

Lou-Ann Buonanno

Bill Dennis

Sister Rosemary Chandler

Rita Kingsley

McDonald’s

Shorty Perez

Willie Lee Littlefield

Virginia Sellers

Charlie Randall

Jethro Leroy Harmon

Shelly Adams

Memories of a Women’s Group

Stephen George

Man of the Year on April Fools’ Day

WRAC Radio Station

Charlene Ambrose

Life’s Madness and a Prisoner of War

Carl Einkorn

Lisa Wickers

Alice Bray

Jack Geller

City Council Meeting at Santa Reya City Hall

Offbeat Guide To Recovery

Nick Oliver

Isidora Gorshkov

SRB TV Station

Jack Morehouse

Leland Jaspers

Conversation before the Meeting

Julie O’Day

Dr. Bob Smith

AA’s Finest Protectors

David Rosen

Robert Castelletti

Law Enforcement

Sexual Encounters with a Madman

Downtown Santa Reya

Moe and the Garden Mall

666 Dead End Road

Jesus Christ

Death at Freedom Park

Don’t Piss Off God

The End and a New Beginning

Introduction

AA Serial Killer is an offbeat satire—a sick fantasy told in Eugene Siegel’s unique style of art in written form. The humor, wit, words, and tone are not politically correct. In fact, it’s meant to shock, (express his statement) showing life’s madness in which hate, greed, violence, sex, and the media coexist.

Johnnie C., the King of All Media, sells his soul to the Devil to get away with killing AA members and setting up Moe Berg Memorial as the murderer by using radio, television, and newspaper to spread his lies in the name of vengeance because Moe hurt his feelings by making fun of him in a self-published book titled Offbeat Guide To Recovery.

Johnnie C.

Johnnie C. (Castelletti)

has thirty-four years of sobriety,

at least that’s the lie he keeps telling

everyone at AA meetings.

Known as the funniest dry drunk

in the rooms of recovery,

he’s become a larger-than-life

Alcoholics Anonymous personality:

a man-child to the highest degree,

needing to be the focus of attention,

doing a stage act for all to see,

at times being mean-spirited,

intentionally trying to emotionally

damage other members.

He has the perfect employment

since June 7, 2012, working for

his stepnephew Robert at

R. Castelletti Media Enterprises.

He is the star of Good Morning

with Johnnie C. after the death

of his cohost, Frank Russo,

a Monday through Friday, six AM to nine AM

talk and news show on WRAC Radio.

In addition, from January 2, 2013,

he was the host of the Wednesday night

ten PM news show Life’s Madness

on SRB TV Station, dealing with the killings

and mayhem terrorizing the California cities

of Santa Reya and Redwood Mountain

on the beautiful Central Coast.

Johnnie’s big smile and outlandish humor

made the viewer feel a little safer

while they’re watching the horror

and insanity that surround them

in their own community,

which seem to never stop happening.

Castelletti, playing a role,

continues to say out loud,

laughing week after week nonstop,

that he’s really surprised

that he hasn’t been murdered yet

by the maniac on the loose

as if he’s baiting the hook

for the AA Serial Killer,

one of the most despised men on earth,

by challenging the psycho

to target the host of the show.

Saying with a wicked smile,

at six feet three and weighing 290 pounds,

I’m not afraid of anyone or anything!

The words were really cheap

coming out of the mouth

of the sickest motherfucker

of them all, Johnnie C.,

the real AA Serial Killer.

His third job as the West Coast’s

version of the King of All Media

is tabloid journalist and online blog

writer for Santa Reya Express,

a combination bastard child

of the New York Daily News

and the National Enquirer

with its sensational grabbing headlines,

exploitation articles, lurid photos,

shock-feeding its readers,

living Zombies hungry for escapism,

junk food for their mindless souls

with their third-grade journalism pages

that should be used on the bottom

of a birdcage or underneath kitty litter.

For Johnnie Castelletti, he has the perfect

forums to set up his biggest foe,

Moe Berg Memorial, a former housemate

and author of the self-published book

titled Offbeat Guide To Recovery.

How It All Began

On November 30, 2012,

Moe gave Johnnie a free copy of his book

after an AA meeting that both were attending

and wrote inside "To Johnnie,

I’m happy that I moved out of your house"

and signed it "Moe, your former POW."

Castelletti read the work of satire,

felt it hit below the belt, aiming at his balls.

He recognized himself as the prototype

of many of the dry drunks throughout the book.

Johnnie’s feelings were really hurt;

it was okay for him to make fun of others,

but he didn’t like being the butt of a joke.

Johnnie C. was really pissed off

with the biggest resentment in his life.

It didn’t matter to him that these

were the paramount of times.

Having a popular radio show

with his best friend, Angry Frank,

he was getting laid and receiving blow jobs,

the side effects of being a media personality.

He was no longer doing odd jobs

like mowing lawns, hauling trash,

delivering newspapers at four thirty

in the morning to bring in money.

None of that mattered to him;

getting revenge on Moe Berg Memorial

drove Castelletti over the edge.

He was going to kill AA members

one at a time in pure evil,

his secret desire for many years

that he told no one, not even Frank.

The plan was to set up Moe Berg Memorial

for the killings and get the final laugh.

POW my ass, you cocksucking Jew.

You don’t fuck with Johnnie Castelletti.

Then the most screwed-up person in AA

made a long list of the people he hated

or deeply disliked and realized

murdering shitheads of all types—

dry drunks, chronic relapsers, thirteen steppers,

egomaniacs of self-importance, bullshit artists,

serial daters, bleeding deacons, and know-it-alls—

would give him a psychotic release of pleasure.

He coined the name AA Serial Killer,

Archenemy of Friends of Bill W.

William Griffith Wilson

Johnnie C. cried out, "If there is a Devil,

show your face to me, My Father of Darkness."

Then appeared a gentleman with white hair,

looking to be around seventy-five.

In fact, he was 118 years old

if you count his residency in Hell.

He introduced himself to Johnnie as

"William Griffith Wilson, your personal

Demon Guardian in the journey ahead."

Right off the bat, Johnnie knew who he was:

Bill Wilson, cofounder of Alcoholics Anonymous.

AA members would inquire to someone who they think

might be an AA member by asking the question,

"Are you A Friend of Bill W.?" If they answer yes,

then you’re kindred spirits in a common bond

to stay sober and help others to recover from Alcoholism.

So Johnnie was taken aback. What’s going on?

And William Griffith Wilson repeated the words,

I’m your personal Demon Guardian.

And they hugged each other and felt their connection.

In the next seven months whenever they met,

Johnnie never called him Bill or Bill W.;

it was William or William Griffith Wilson.

Johnnie C. knew all about William’s past life,

that he was a Sex Addict, the original Thirteen Stepper,

the father of all the pricks who want to fuck a newcomer.

That he was addicted to coffee for a caffeine buzz

and chain-smoked cigarettes for a nicotine high.

That today doctors would diagnose his battle

with deep depression as Bipolar Disorder.

That William took LSD and held Ouija Board Séances,

trying to make contact with the spirits of the dead.

Johnnie attended an AA meeting where Roland D.

told a story that he heard about Bill Wilson in his final

days of living, bedridden, pleading for a drink of whiskey

to taste one last time. This friend of Roland’s gave Bill

his request in the form of Jack Daniel’s in a glass

then turned around and left the room, never to know

if Bill picked up the glass and lost his sobriety or not.

Now it was time to take care of business:

what Johnnie wanted from the Devil

and why William came from Hell to help him.

Johnnie told William all about Moe Berg Memorial,

and he wanted to set him up to be the fall guy.

He showed him the list of one hundred AA members

he was planning to murder as the AA Serial Killer.

When William saw the first name on the list,

Roland Douglas, he laughed out loud and said,

I know that asshole from New York City. Good choice.

William separated himself from his past;

he found after death inner peace and freedom in Hell,

the home of Sin City, a party twenty four hours a day,

a sexual paradise where Viagra was originally created.

Johnnie Castelletti was ready and willing to sell his soul

to the Devil so he could carry out his mission without fear

of getting caught by Big Brother Law Enforcement.

William told him, Don’t worry. I have your back.

That’s all he needed to hear and sign in blood

on a joint-agreement contract to turn over his soul

at midnight of April 1, 2018,