Miracle on Deck 34 and other Yuletide Tales
By Kaki Olsen and Scott Ashby
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Count down to Christmas with twenty-four Yuletide Tales from authors Kaki Olsen and Scott Ashby. What lurks between the covers? A mixture of robots, spacecraft, Santa in various disguises, a Christmas Tree-shaped nebula, alien species, a kidnapped sentient tree, off-world celebrations, and a couple of visits to the first Christmas ever!
Read one each day from December first to twenty-fourth...or indulge yourself in reading them all at once – no matter how you choose to partake, we hope you’ll enjoy these tales crafted especially for lovers of Christmas and speculative fiction.
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Miracle on Deck 34 and other Yuletide Tales - Kaki Olsen
Miracle on Deck 34 and other Yuletide Tales
Kaki Olsen
Scott Ashby
Copyright 2021
Smashwords Edition
Miracle on Deck 34
, Once on Royal David's Planet
, A Visit from NK-LAS
, I'll Be On-Station for Christmas
, Away in a Mess Hall
, I Heard the Engines on Christmas Day
, One More Cryosleep 'Til Christmas
, Rudolph, the Red-Bulbed Recon Drone
, I Wonder As I Wander Out Among the Stars
, Joy to the Other Otherworld
, Hover-sleigh Ride
, and I Saw Three Ships Come Phasing In
copyright 2021, Kathryn Olsen.
Silent Night, Holey Night
, Hark, Harold the Angel Sings
, Santa Claus is Coming to Titan
, The Nearly Lost Gift of the Magi
, O Tannin Bomb
, Away in a Spaceship
, We Three Little Green Kings
, Rock-ing Around the Christmas Tree
, O Little Moon of Death, Mayhem
, Red Shirts Roasting on an Open Fire
, It's the Most Wonderful Time for the Fear
, and Sleep in Kryosleep Peace
copyright 2021, The Electric Scroll.
Cover copyright 2021, M. Borgnaes of The Electric Scroll.
Cover nebula image copyright NASA/JPL-CalTech, used by permission.
Cover starfield image copyright dawnydawny under Pixabay license.
All rights reserved. Published in the United States of America by The Electric Scroll. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system without written permission from the publisher. For information contact The Electric Scroll, 745 N. Gilbert Rd. Ste 124 PMB 197, Gilbert, Arizona, 85234.
The characters in this book are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental and entirely in the imagination of the reader. The characters of Scrooge and his ghosts, which appear in two of these stories, are inspired by Charles Dickens' characters which appear in A Christmas Carol, a work now in the public domain.
Table of Contents
Title Page
Copyright
Introduction
Silent Night, Holey Night
Miracle on Deck 34
Hark, Harold the Angel Sings
Once On Royal David's Planet
Santa Claus is Coming to Titan
A Visit from NK-LAS
The Nearly Lost Gift of The Magi
I'll Be On-Station for Christmas
O Tannin Bomb
Away in a Mess Hall
Away in a Spaceship
I Heard the Engines on Christmas Day
One More Cryosleep 'Til Christmas
We Three Little Green Kings
Rudolph, the Red-Bulbed Recon Drone
Rock-ing Around the Christmas Tree
I Wonder as I Wander Out Among the Stars
O Little Moon of Death, Mayhen
Joy to the Other Otherworld
Red Shirts Roasting on an Open Fire
Hover-sleigh Ride
It's the Most Wonderful Time for the Fear
I Saw Three Spirits Come Phasing In
Sleep in Cryosleep Peace
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Introduction
I have long been a fan of Christmas tales, ranging from O. Henry's The Gift of the Magi
or Chris Van Allsburg's The Polar Express. I cry at It's a Wonderful Life every year and read A Christmas Carol. While I find a place to sing or play Handel's Messiah whenever possible, I appreciate my Aunt Nedra, who sends me a new book for Advent every year. The themes are timeless and the resolutions profoundly moving to me.
Several months ago, I had just watched The Muppet Christmas Carol when I recalled a book I had read in high school. I cannot now name the author or the title after the passage of some years, but it answered some uncommon questions about the Bible and one was Do Christians believe in aliens?
The answer quoted the message that, other sheep I have, which are not of this fold
(John 10:16). It caused me to consider ways in which holiday fiction could transcend not only time, but location.
I whimsically wished on social media that I could find stories of the holidays in speculative fiction with titles like Miracle on Deck 34
or One More Cryosleep 'Til Christmas.
I didn't realize at first that Scott's prompting for more titles meant that he was planning something more than a brainstorm with these musings. I was delighted when I found a proposed anthology with those titles sent to my inbox.
These stories are varied in tone and theme, but I feel as though they recall the words of the Ghost of Christmas Present, written by Paul Williams for the Muppets: It's true, whenever you find love, it feels like Christmas.
I hope you enjoy this advent calendar of Yuletide tales.
– Kaki Olsen
When Kaki posted her wish on Facebook for stories with titles like Miracle on Deck 34
, my daughter and I started coming up with titles that were take-offs on Christmas Carols. In that moment, I had no plans other than the fun of coming up with titles. Kaki added more titles, and we added more. By the end of the evening, there was a whole thread of titles, and my fingers started itching to write them…but this was Kaki's project, and I didn't feel I could just go ahead without her approval and cooperation.
I wrote Kaki and proposed the anthology as a story-reading advent calendar, and she thought it was a great idea. Then I pitched it to my publishers at The Electric Scroll, and they got behind it as well. And that's how an idle Facebook post became a novel-length anthology, with a short story every day from December first until Christmas Eve. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as we enjoyed writing them.
– Scott Ashby
Silent Night, Holey Night
Scott Ashby
The Galileo was still drifting as it exited the gate from Q-75, the artificial wormhole. Using engines during a wormhole transit, natural or artificial, invariably messed up the transit and you never knew where you might come out.
The trick was to build up speed in the right direction so that when the hole opened, you had to cut power or else risk drifting neatly into the opening.
As the Galileo's helmsman, I was alone on the deck. I waited until I saw the wormhole exit finish closing before I even reached for the controls that would fire the engines back up. I'd seen a ship start up too soon, once, and get flipped into who-knew-where, because the wormhole was still open. That ship was still missing.
We had to cross a corner of the quadrant to the entrance of Q-4, one of the two naturally occurring wormholes in the area.
Before my hands got to the controls, there was a thump, and the ship shuddered slightly. I could hear – no, feel – no, that wasn't right either, but I knew there was something going wrong.
My eyes scanned the control panels, but every light was the proper color, and nothing was flashing, beeping, or otherwise complaining. Still, there was something wrong, I could feel it.
I ran my left hand over the cockpit wall. It was…tingling was the best word I could come up with.
Captain Charbro came onto the bridge and took his seat. Well, it was called the bridge, but it was really just a cramped little space. One seat for driving, one for scanning and navigating, and a third, where the captain could sit to boss us around. He didn't have to ask us for information, because he could see our panels over our shoulders. Ancient airline pilots had more room.
What's happening, Skip? Did we hit something?
So, the thump hadn't been in my imagination.
"Apparently not. No signs of damage. We were still in drift when it happened. Whatever it was."
Charbro leaned over my shoulder and looked at all the information the panel was displaying. Everything looks in order.
Yeah, it does. But it doesn't feel right. Put your hand on the wall.
The captain's hand didn't linger. Yeah, I see what you mean.
He moved to the seat in front of the other set of controls and started flicking switches. As captain, his job was to give the orders, but he'd worked every job on the ship; not to the point of mastery, but to competency, to where he could fill in in any vital job and do it well enough to keep people breathing. That was one of the reasons I'd turned down several promotions to stay on with Charbro.
He sat in silence, gathering information about both the ship and the immediate vicinity, and then he groaned.
Where in tarnation did that thing come from?
What thing?
I asked.
The thud and shiver was us colliding with the gravity well of a black hole.
I shuddered. We were dead. Can we still go around? Give me a course.
Captain Charbro shook his head. "Try 3-1-6, mark 15, it's our best shot. And I'll get a message off. Q-75 shouldn't be used again. The exit's just too near this thing. Where did it come from? And on Christmas Eve, too."
I pointed the Galileo in the direction the captain had given me, ramping the engines up as fast as I could without letting the passengers experience the surge of acceleration that would worry them.
Keeping the voyage smooth was more important. It would only take a couple of seconds more to avoid scaring the passengers, and those seconds wouldn't make a difference in our dubious ability to escape the black hole's clutches.
When the engines first engaged, I thought we might have a chance. There was a small thud and a shiver, nearly identical to the one I'd felt just after we'd come through the wormhole.
I piled on more and more power until the ship's engines were well beyond their advertised operational capacity. I wasn't sure what safety margin had been designed into the engines, but it hardly mattered. We would either burn out the engines and escape, then drift until rescue came, or we'd fall past the event horizon and die in agony as we were slowly stretched and compressed into a long strand of atoms. I was sure spaghettification was a process I wouldn't enjoy, even if I lived to experience it…which, of course, I wouldn't. The ship, in shrinking and being pulled, would break apart much sooner than my somewhat elastic body, and I'd die, swiftly, along with the three thousand passengers and thousand crew members on the ship, from the oxygen rushing through the hull breach.
Some of the crew were too new to feel there was something wrong with the Galileo, but the older hands would know. They'd feel the tension in the air, the trembling of a ship that didn't want to die. Some of the passengers would have been on enough cruises to be able to feel that there was something else happening, but the vast majority would go to their deaths not knowing what was going on, and would enjoy their last few minutes, hours, days, as the Galileo was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the final abyss at an ever-increasing speed.
Some scientists hypothesized that falling over the event horizon was like exceeding the speed of light, although no one had ever managed to live to make the comparison.
Others claimed that a black hole was merely a super-powerful wormhole, taking you someplace else, although no one knew where.
The demonstratable fact was that, despite all the theory and speculation, no one knew. Black holes were akin to death – no one had ever come back to tell us what, if anything, was on the other side.
I wasn't really interested in finding out. I'd settle for a miraculous intervention; angels, demons, saints, gods…I didn't much care who staged the intervention, so long as it ended with me – and my passengers – remaining on this side of the hole.
A shadow passed over the cockpit window, blotting out some of the stars. The silhouette wasn't the sleek shape of another starship, but I couldn't really figure out what it was.
It appeared to be some sort of