Who Left Grandad at the Chip Shop?
By Stewart Henderson and Nigel Baines
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About this ebook
Daydreams, surprises, hopes, fears, friendships. Word-play, narrative poems, limericks, surrealism and much more. . .
This wonderful collection of all-new poems is the fruit of many years' work in schools, at festivals, and in the broadcasting studio. Stewart Henderson is a Tv and radio script-writer, a song writer and a performance poet. His poetry takes a very funny, sideways look at life, in a way that leaves plenty to think about.
Stewart's poetry has been published in several anthologies. All the poems in Who Left Grandad at the Chip Shop? are new. A great collection to entertain and for classroom use.
Stewart Henderson
Stewart Henderson is a poet, broadcaster and songwriter. The Sunday Times described his children's poetry as 'essential reading'. He presented 'Questions Questions' for ten years for BBC Radio 4, and has originated and presented many social history documentaries for BBC Radio 4, BBC Radio 2, and BBC World Service. Stewart has also presented, and contributed to some of the BBC Radio 4's 'crown jewels' such as From Our Own Correspondent, Pick Of The Week, Something Understood, Broadcasting House, Saturday Live, PM, iPM and Four Thought. His documentary,'The Holy Fire', made on location in Israel, won the Jerusalem Radio Award for Best Feature. Stewart also received a Sony Radio Award nomination for his documentary, 'From Hairnets To Goalnets', about the first ever women's football team formed during the First World War - The Dick, Kerr Ladies. As a songwriter, Bob Harris of BBC Radio 2, praised the "lyrical intelligence" of Stewart's lyrics.
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Who Left Grandad at the Chip Shop? - Stewart Henderson
Me and my world
Who left Grandad at the chip shop?
‘Who left
Grandad at the chip shop?
Who poured
syrup down the sink?
Which one
left the freezer open?
Why don’t
any of you think?
Why’s the
rabbit in the wardrobe?
How did
Marmite get up there?
What’s this
melted biro doing?
Don’t you know
that socks should pair?
When’s this
filthy games’ kit needed?
Where’s the
barbecue fork gone?’ –
Our house
is a haze of questions,
best not
answer every one.
Sporting delusions
I’m a panther
I’m an acrobat
I’m an athlete so supreme
I’m a spinning ballerina
I’m a Herculean dream.
I’m a supple tightrope walker
I am loose-limbed
I’m so fit
I am bendy, bouncy, leapy
every single bit.
I also have my off days
as I stand here on the line
I’m a small and tearful goalie
and, so far, I’ve let in nine.
Sweet and sour
I’m trying so hard to like celery,
it’s not a great favourite of mine,
how can it be wholesome and eatable
when it tastes of wood chippings and twine?
So MmmmYum for chocolate egg sandwiches,
when they get to your tummy, they glows, oh wonder,
oh marvel, oh miracle.
How the hen does it, nobody knows.
School gate protector
There’s a being who is fearsome
she’s also short and stout.
Her face is stern with firmness
and twice a day she’s out
to guard the zebra crossing
and halt traffic with a glare.
All juggernauts are powerless
at her piercing, peak-capped stare.