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PLOTS, CLOTS and CALAMITY: Being Captain Cook's TRUE Account of H.M.S. Endeavour and Her Crew in the Antipodes 1770
PLOTS, CLOTS and CALAMITY: Being Captain Cook's TRUE Account of H.M.S. Endeavour and Her Crew in the Antipodes 1770
PLOTS, CLOTS and CALAMITY: Being Captain Cook's TRUE Account of H.M.S. Endeavour and Her Crew in the Antipodes 1770
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PLOTS, CLOTS and CALAMITY is a satirical adaptation of Mark McKirdy's doctoral thesis on James Cook's first great ocean voyage in the Pacific from 1769 to 1771. The featured characters were all on board Cook's ship Endeavour and the places visited are authentic. Actual historical events and famous figures contemporary t

LanguageEnglish
PublisherMark McKirdy
Release dateSep 12, 2021
ISBN9780645220124
PLOTS, CLOTS and CALAMITY: Being Captain Cook's TRUE Account of H.M.S. Endeavour and Her Crew in the Antipodes 1770
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Mark McKirdy

Mark McKirdy has four books published, several travel stories, a number of feature articles and some poetry. He has a teaching degree, a Masters in Creative Arts (Writing) and a doctorate in the same subject. These days Mark mostly writes humorous stuff because it's more effective, and heaps more fun, than swallowing Zoloft. He has a beautiful wife, Carol, three exceptional children, two strange cats and a dog who thinks he's the Pope because he loves touching people on the head with his paw. And for those interested in Astrology, Mark is on the cusp of Herpes and Constipation.Last week, a young guy knocked at Mark's door. When he opened it, the guy said, "Hello, my name is Barry and I'm an Eighth Day Adventist. I should have come yesterday but I over-slept."

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