Hot Wire My Heart
By Andy Seven
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Hot Wire My Heart - Andy Seven
Part One
Starless
Chapter One
Hot Wire My Heart
Dante got off the streetcar when it reached the North Beach club district. His stomach had trouble adjusting to riding up hills and then dropping down them, no matter how long he haunted the streets of San Francisco. Scaling heights and then down again made him nervous.
Dante Sterno was torn in his feelings towards North Beach; he hated the gaudy night clubs with their blinding neon signs like The Roaring 20’s, Big Al’s with its ugly Al Capone image looking down, The Condor trumpeting the ancient Carol Doda taking it off for the three thousandth time. On the other hand, he never got tired of wasting time at City Lights Book Store, and then there was the Filipino restaurant turned punk club the Mabuhay Gardens.
STEP RIGHT UP! COME ON IN AND SEE THE SASSIEST AND CLASSIEST LADIES IN THE ENTIIIRE BAY AREA, AND CAN THEY DANCE!!!!
It was the start of 1978 and punk rock was in the air. San Fran rose to the challenge with bands like The Nuns, Crime, The Avengers and The Mutants, and you could feel the excitement in the streets. The electricity was so palpable you could feel your heels shoot off sparks on the sidewalks. Dante was twenty four years old and his youthful arrogance was his ace in the hole.
TWO DRINKS AND ALL THE GORGEOUS BEAUTY YOUR EYES CAN FEAST ON! THEY’RE BUSTY, THEY’RE LUSTY, THEY NEVER GET RUSTY! THE SHOW BEGINS IN FIFTEEEEN SEXY MINUTES!!!
He zipped up his leather jacket and walked into the damp foggy air, the moisture visible in the night air like a million fireflies just drifting, illuminated by the lights shining from all the strip clubs down the street. He could feel his chestnut brown hair dampening and cursed quietly to himself. In just a few minutes he’ll get to the club.
GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS, AND MORE GIRLS! ALL SHAPES, COLORS AND SIZES! EYE CANDY AND LOOK MA, NO CAVITIES!!!! STEP RIGHT IN AND SEE THE GIRLS THAT COULD MAKE CLEOPATRA GREEN-EYED WITH JEALOUSY!
Dante weaved through the crowds on the sidewalk, tourists, elderly Chinese women, Berkeley hippies reeking of pot and patchouli, curiosity seekers all rushing towards him as he threaded through them.
Tonight was a special deal: the newest issue of Ripoff was getting passed around Mabuhay and he wanted to get his personal copy. His column The Agony Anarchy Column was going to be read by everyone and he was going to get free drinks, smokes and drugs. He was rough and ready.
COCKTAILS AND CUTIES!!! WHAT MORE CAN A RED-BLOODED ALL-AMERICAN MAN ASK FOR????? BEAUTIFUL, GORGEOUS, SEXY, WELL-ENDOWED FEMALES FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT, DANCING EVERY DANCE KNOWN TO MODERN MAN, AND THEN SOME!!!! COME ON DOWN!!!
Dante was feeling mighty chuffed about himself. He wasn’t just any run of the mill fanzine writer; he had his own column. No, he wasn’t just another typewriter jockey banging out reviews about some dumb fucking rent party on Valencia. He had his own column, a really important one for the zine that everyone in SF read religiously. It made him feel like a big wheel.
LADIES WHO KNOW HOW TO TEASE, HOW TO PLEASE AND HAVE YOU ON YOUR KNEES THROWING YOUR HOTEL ROOM KEYS! THE SHOW STARTS IN TENNNNN FOXY MINUTES!!!
His pulse raced faced faster as he got closer and closer to the bamboo-draped restaurant. He saw a few punks milling around the sidewalk in front, boys and girls alike swathed in Ramones-style regalia of leather jacket, jeans, tees and high-topped tennies. Some sipped from cans of Royal Crown Cola with bourbon poured in.
There were also several guys dressed in the British style with torn tees held together by safety pins, forked-up hair wearing dog collars and expensive bondage pants they must have mail ordered from the back of the NME or something.
Dante nodded at them like he was The Badass King. It was a futile effort. The punks barely acknowledged him. The doorman apprised Dante and quickly said, Three fifty admission
.
Three fifty?
Dante howled. What a ripoff!
A bookish looking man with a thick thatch of hair standing up high like Eraserhead raced to the door.
RIPOFF! That’s the magic word! You get in free!
Warren!
Dante yelled at Warren Arrest, editor of Ripoff Magazine. Did I really say the magic word?
Fuck, no. You’re on the guest list, you idiot!
He nudged the door man, who stamped Dante’s right hand.
If you’re drinking, pull out your ID
, the doorman bawled. Dante complied, but not without the doorman staring at the ID and then back at its owner, studying both like a forensic scientist. After a long beat he relented. Well, OKAY!
Dante and Warren strolled through restaurant tables and chairs towards the open dance floor with punks furiously pogoing and jumping about.
Well, looky here! Right on stage, Fuck Face! The very subjects of your latest column, The Working Class, right on stage
, Warren smirked sadistically. Wonder if they’ve seen the latest Ripoff Magazine?
You didn’t show it to them, did you?
No, but it’s a small scene and word gets around
.
The Working Class were a punk rock power trio that played songs about the evils of American Capitalism and the virtues of Communism. They played songs like Comrade Rocker
and Rich People Are Wrong
. The only good song they had was Trotsky In Tijuana
because it made him chuckle.
The band was fronted by two absolutely humorless brothers who originally hailed from the highly prosperous suburb of Del Mar, California, a factoid that Dante was more than helpful to point out in his column. So helpful was he that he managed to contact their former high school and get yearbook photos of them playing badminton, playing golf at their father’s country club and going to the prom in their brand new Corvettes.
The Working Class was ripping it up on stage to their new hit Steal From The Rich And Give To The Poor
, banging their guitars like demons while the drummer was doing overtime on the cymbals like a maniac. The kids were going berserk to the ricocheting beat.
"Cracked the piggy bank and robbed the store
We steal from the rich and give to the poor
The people make do but fat cats always want more
We steal from the rich and give to the poor".
The guitars looked like they were thrown out the window of a pawn shop and sounded just as bad. The band wore tee shirts with crudely drawn hammer and sickles on them. Many thought they were one of the worst bands in town.
The guitars never played in sync with the drums, so when the guitar and bass would go into a tempo change, the drummer was still playing the previous part of the song. It was the musical equivalent to a poorly dubbed foreign film where the actor’s lips would move and the dialogue would follow a beat after.
Dante looked around the room and the usual suspects were there: scenesters like Keith Crime, the world’s biggest Crime fan, a very thin guy with razor sharp cheekbones who resembled a young Richard Widmark; Debbie Dollybird, a vision in British punk tartan with red dreadlocks and ripped up false eyelashes, with her best friend, Just Plain Sally. Just Plain Sally was pretty boring but she was Debbie’s ride to all the shows because Debbie was too scared to take the BART. Just Plain Sally was a skinny Patti Smith-looking girl who never smiled and stared at you vacantly with her big green eyes.
They all worked at Ripoff Magazine, either writing the copy
(Keith Crime and Warren) or stapling the xeroxed behemoth (Debbie and Just Plain Sally). There were a lot of other club goers, some already with staked out personalities and some as yet undecided what they were. The undecided were dressed kind-of punk but still had hippie hair or they had short punk hair, but wore tie dyed tees or Mill Valley peasant dresses.
The Working Class finally finished their brief set and began packing up their gear and amplifiers. Dirk Dirksen walked out of his office and stared at the crowd milling around the club as the PA blasted out The Damned’s first album.
Heya, Bud!
Debbie smiled. How long have you been here?
I just came in
, Dante shrugged his shoulders. Is Animal here?
I didn’t see her. Did you see her, Sally?
No
.
Dante coughed falsely and said, I’m getting a beer. You guys coming?
Sally stared at Dante, then said, No
.
RIPOFF MAGAZINE, ALL THE SHIT THAT’S FIT TO PRINT AND ALL THE SHIT THAT’S FIT TO STINK!
Warren hawked the zine by the bar, a stack tucked under his arm. Boys and girls, mostly girls, were handing him a dollar a copy of the zine. They were going fast, and while the bartender was fixing drinks for the scenesters they were poring through the zine looking at the pictures.
I’ll have a Budweiser. Hey, Warren, where’s my copy? I want to see my column
.
People were chuckling over the pictures of their punk heroes in their upper class high school yearbook photos.
Look, ohmygod, is that Biff in a shiny new Vette holding a corsage? Shit, that’s too funny!
Jesus, what a bunch of spoiled brats!
Thanks, Warren
, Dante took his copy in his left hand and grabbed his Budweiser with his right. He spotted a short, cute punk girl with a voluptuous rack chuckling over his column. Yup, that’s me, Dante Sterno, read all about it, The Working Class’ high school pictures
.
He walked towards the wall and watched the stage. The Working Class’ drummer was gone and the two brothers, Biff and Jimmy, leaped off the stage towards Dante. Dante fidgeted nervously.
Hey, you little puke, we want to have a word with you
, Biff bounded first to the scene. You think you’re pretty fucking funny, do you? Did you have fun posting our school pictures in your shitty rag?
Yeah, man!
Jimmy spat, grabbing Dante by the neck, placing him in a head lock (which he probably learned in wrestling class at high school).
This is what we think of funny guys, asshole!
Biff yanked Dante’s beer from his right hand and poured it over his head while Jimmy tightened his choke hold on Dante.
Yeah, man!
Jimmy spat as Dante tried wriggling free from his grasp, his face getting more and more purple.
Hey! Let go of him, you assholes!
Debbie Dollybird yelled at the two Commie Rockers with Just Plain Sally adding, Yeah! Let go!
Embarrassed at being caught, the two prom kings turned Communist pitchmen let go of their prey.
Watch it, you prick!
Biff jabbed a finger in Dante’s face before he turned on his heel to leave.
Yeah, man!
Jimmy spat and stormed away.
Attacking a reporter!
Dante gasped hoarsely, trying to get his breath back. I report the news! The people have a right to know!
Debbie handed a few cocktail napkins to Dante so he could dry his wet hair.
Hypocrites! They’re totally Commies
, Dante bitched bitterly. They don’t want The Fifth Estate to furnish The People with the truth, just like their boyfriend Castro!
Who’s Castro?
Just Plain Sally stared. Isn’t that a street?
I’ll tell you about it later, Sally
, Debbie helped Dante up to his feet. Crime’s coming up next, the club’s starting to fill up. Is that Jennifer Miro standing in the corner? She’s so cool. Jesus
.
Dante coughed from