Misfits
By Anne Odeke, Guleraana Mir, Kenny Emson and Sadie Hasler
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Four inspirational tales of Essex resilience intertwine to make an unmissable world premiere by the region’s most exciting playwrights.
The Essex Princess by Anne Odeke
It’s 1908 and Joanna’s planning to provoke the attention of Southend and the whole of the nation, by becoming the first black woman to compete in a beauty pageant.
Fiza by Guleraana Mir
Fiza’s moved home with her parents. Under dire circumstances… At nearly 40. Will she pick herself up in time for the dreaded school reunion?
Never Never Land by Kenny Emson
Tag’s out with the lads in 1998 – it’s his last night as a proper Essex boy.
But there are last nights, and there are last nights.
Everybody Gets Born by Sadie Hasler
Daisy’s having a baby.
Yep, right now.
Actually having a baby.
The drugs kick in, the room goes fuzzy, and Daisy finds herself back in 1978… in her mum’s glam band.
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Misfits - Anne Odeke
A relatively empty stage. There is a bar stool, a bench that could be in a school or a church, a plastic hospital chair, a microphone on a stand and a mannequin with an early 20th Century red dress on it. There are two boxes, one large and one small. Both are reinforced so the characters can sit or stand on them.
PROLOGUE
There’s a fast-paced montage of sound and visuals from the characters’ lives. It crescendos then suspends to reveal DAISY, EUNICE, FIZA, and TAG in spotlights on the four corners of the stage.
It’s just when I think about it…
The first thing…
The first thing that comes into my mind…
It’s…
Towie
Chavs
Essex Girls
Fake tan
Lager,
Lager,
Lager,
Lager,
Shouting.
Lager,
Lager,
Lager,
Lager,
Shouting
Mega mega white thing, mega mega white –
Where are you from?
Originally?
Stanford – le – Hope
The London Borough of Havering
Southend
Leigh. On fucking sea.
You mean Hornchurch, right?
Sounds posh.
The airport?
On the estuary?
Nah, mate.
Not. At. All.
Essex.
My Essex.
The sounds and visuals gather speed underscored by the buzzing of a fluorescent tube light growing in volume that cuts abruptly like a switch revealing DAISY alone on stage leaning on a hospital chair centre stage looking at the audience.
SCENE 1
The distant sound of an ambulance.
Obviously. Even with the NCT, the Hypnobirthing classes, and the constant googling, I’m still not really sure what to expect from this. Labour. Birth. The rest of my life really.
I’ve been plonked in a different country with no map, and a blindfold on. And I’m being told to get to the town centre. But I don’t know where the town centre is. Because I don’t know what country I’m in. Anyway. You get the picture.
I’ve given up on my dream of going to the toilet and the baby just falling out. I think that’s probably not going to happen now if I’m honest.
DAISY has a flicker of nervousness and picks up her phone. Stares at the screen.
I should’ve phoned Mum. She made me promise I’d call when the time came, but I just…
She’s not ready to go there yet.
So I’ve been doing these hypnobirthing classes, because I really like the thought of doing this the natural way? The group is so nice. They made me feel so comfortable not having the Dad there. Coz I really want to feel empowered in all this, you know? That was important to me. A little bit Up Yours Patriarchy, lone-wolf danger-mama. You know?
DAISY’s in the circle at Hypnobirthing.
Hi, I’m Daisy. Erm. I’m due in March. I’m having a girl. Really happy about that. Not that it matters as long as it’s healthy. But, you know. Yay girls. (She bashfully pats her tummy proudly.) Erm…I’ve read a lot about hypnobirthing and it just sounds really nice? So here I am.
She grimaces as there’s another surge. Then she’s back. Chair returned to its usual position.
It’s hard when everyone in the group is so different to you. Couples. With houses. Mortgages. Serious careers. Pensions. Insurance. Spare car. So sorted, so happy. They’ve got armour, you know? For the future. They talk about life so casually, like it’s not something they have to figure out from day to day, and all I could think was ‘That’s not normal, is it, all that? Have I missed something massive’?
I didn’t like to mention the fact I’d moved home twenty-three times and most of those were two bedroom flats, apart from the one bedroom flats, and that one bedsit in York Road between Stabby Central and the Polish brothel, opposite the crack den, where I hid watching Netflix for three months after a break-up, before I realised I wanted to stay alive actually, and moved out – funny what makes you realise you like living. So yeah, I didn’t like to mention I’d just moved from a one bedroom flat into a two bedroom flat and hadn’t even painted the second bedroom all nice for a baby yet. So I just drifted off. Thought about the cheeky burger I was going to get on the way