The Last Temptation of Boris Johnson
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It was the dinner that changed history: the night in February 2016 when Boris Johnson decided to vote 'leave' and a nation's future was sealed. Guests included the spirits of Prime Ministers past, including Margaret Thatcher, Winston Churchill and Tony Blair as well as fellow MP Michael Gove, the journalist Sarah Vine, Marina Wheeler and Evgeny
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The Last Temptation of Boris Johnson - Jonathan Maitland
Act One
A tv space. A CAMERA OPERATOR texts idly. BORIS appears, silhouetted in the doorway. Music: ‘Should I Stay or Should I Go’
HUW EDWARDS: The headlines tonight: a new poll shows the gap between the two sides in the forthcoming European Referendum, narrowing. Remain is still ahead, but by a margin of just over four per cent. We’ll be talking to Boris Johnson, who still hasn’t declared which side he’ll campaign for, later in the programme.
HUW exits. CAMERA OPERATOR touches headphones – the gallery’s asking her where BORIS is. She talks to them via her lip mike.
CAMERA OPERATOR: His press person said he’d be here five minutes ago … I’ve no idea! … I think so … yes of course I will. (Looks up.) Hold on. I think that’s him now. Yup. It’s him … okay!
BORIS enters, head down, texting. He’s charmless: not the confected bumbler once the CAMERA rolls.
BORIS: Where do you want me?
CAMERA OPERATOR: Here?
In a hurry, she shows him his mark and brandishes a lapel mike.
CAMERA OPERATOR: In or out? Boris.
BORIS: What?
CAMERA OPERATOR: In, or out?
He clocks she’s attractive. His demeanour changes: more friendly.
BORIS: That, is indeed, the question.
Beat. The CAMERA OPERATOR chuckles slightly.
CAMERA OPERATOR: So where do you want it?
BORIS: Let’s go for ‘out’ shall we? But don’t jump to conclusions. Who’s doing the interview?
CAMERA OPERATOR: (Attatching the mike.) Huw Edwards.
BORIS: Oh God. When are we on?
CAMERA OPERATOR: Any minute now.
BORIS: Have you got a mirror?
She shows him one. He loosens his collar, musses his hair and untucks his shirt. She touches her earpiece.
CAMERA OPERATOR: Coming to us in five.
The CAMERA OPERATOR exits. HUW EDWARDS appears.
HUW: And now with the time just coming up to five minutes to seven –
BORIS: (Sotto.) Huw Bloody Edwards.
HUW: – you’re watching BBC News. A proposed tourist attraction for London, the Garden Bridge, has been called a complete and utter farce
following the revelation that it’s cost more than forty million pounds of public money. Critics say the project is, quote, ‘a colossal waste of money’ One of its biggest supporters, the Mayor of London Boris Johnson, joins me now.
BORIS: Hello, Huw.
HUW: Is it a farce?
BORIS is transformed.
BORIS: Well yes now look Huw absolutely not the bridge is a quite superb project which will greatly enhance the quality of life for millions of Londoners and tourists and I can tell you and your magnificent viewers that it’s very much all systems go for this monumental project. Monumental! That’s what it is Huw! Monumental.
HUW: Even though lots of people, very influential people, don’t actually want it? Apart from Joanna Lumley.
BORIS: Yes well Joanna Lumley is a very fine woman but look 85% of Londoners want this thing, 85%, that’s an incredible number, and for some reason, it does have some demented enemies but they just need to get behind it because this is gonna be absolutely great.
HUW: Now I have to ask about the referendum –
BORIS: – rather you didn’t
HUW: – because campaigning starts soon as you know so have you made up your mind and if so can you put us out of our misery?
BORIS: Yes well when I do decide sadly you will not be the first person I shall inform Huw despite your charm, influence and may I say, George Clooney-esque good looks.
HUW: Because the polls are quite even at the moment and commentators say you’re the one person who could swing it either way.
BORIS: Well I don’t know about that but look this is far too important for one man, or woman, or what have you, to have that kind of influence that’s just, twaddle, but look it’s gonna be a good clean contest, no nastiness, harmony, indeed glutinous harmony, that’s what it is, glutinous harmony, will break out everywhere. Like the New Seekers. I’d Like To Teach The World To Sing. In perfect harmony. D’you know that one?
HUW: Yes. So you haven’t made up your mind.
BORIS: When I do you will you will be the