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    Big Monty and the Lunatic Lunch Lady
    Big Monty and the Lunatic Lunch Lady
    Big Monty and the Lunatic Lunch Lady
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    Big Monty and the Lunatic Lunch Lady

    By Matt Maxx

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    Meet fifth-grader Merlin Montgomery, AKA Big Monty. Merlin navigates between his love of astronomy and his desire to be accepted by A’lo Jenkins, the school champion of yo’ mama jokes. In Big Monty and the Lunatic Lunch Lady, Merlin discovers that Mrs. Findlehorner has created a monster out of the leftover lasagna and fish sticks to

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHomestead Books
    Release dateMar 9, 2019
    ISBN9781733743518
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    Matt Maxx

    Matt Maxx is a science loving writer who believes in motivating all kids to read.

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