#GirlRogues: Braggadocio
By Zizzi Bonah
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"They're dangerous to love, more dangerous to ignore - which girl are you?" Zizzi Bonah's collection of short stories and verses are for those with minds as broad as braggadocio, and nerves hard enough to rival a diamond from the first water. There's the writer who murders words
Zizzi Bonah
Zizzi Bonah is a 5ft 3" lass born of Yorkshire parents. She spent seven dedicated years; three busking her self-penned songs on Bridlington, Scarborough and York streets, to then gigging pubs and clubs in and around the North of England, gaining airplay on BBC Radio York and Humberside using her birth name, Ida Barker. A change is as good as a reply, (a line taken from one of Ida's eclectic-electric songs). With this in mind, she chose a new direction - to become a fiction author and create a new writing genre called Phem Phant Noir. In memory to her late grandparents, Ida and Tommy Hullah, who farmed in Nidderdale, the author's nom de plume - merging Bona and Hullah into Bonah.
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#GirlRogues - Zizzi Bonah
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Zizzi Bonah’s collection of fantasy noir short stories and verses are for those with minds as broad as braggadocio, and nerves hard enough to rival a diamond from the first water.
#GirlRogues are dangerous to love, more dangerous to ignore — which girl are you?
HEALTH WARNING: This book is rather like surviving your renegade’s cooking, and should therefore be taken in small bites.
For that reason, it comes with no letter of recommendation!
MISS MANNERS AND MIRTH CONTROL
Word–corpse poetry…
Miss Manners was of the standing,
To adhere by the book.
She dwelt in a place where,
Correct was the rule.
No exception to her mind,
Would be tolerated.
Words must know their place,
With grammar and punctuation.
:
As a person born into,
The element of earth.
With a dominant nature,
Governed by nurture.
Miss Manners nurtured words,
Which pressed upon her page.
As a ritual,
Every season she’d engage.
:
To let the words run loose,
To dance across the page.
She’d pepper grammar here ’n there,
Adding a pinch of worth.
My little darlings
she’d say,
"Uphold the tradition.
Gift me the winner’s prize,
At the poet competition."
:
But contrary to tradition,
She failed to alight.
Miss Manners came away,
With no poet winner’s prize.
Disbelief cast a shadow.
She didn’t even list,
First, second or third.
Instead she was dismissed!
:
Fury and Seth,
Came to turn her spinner’s wheel.
How could she not have won —
The poetry season shield?
Good manners unravelled,
From her nature of nurture.
She vowed there and then,
Over–nurture is to smother.
:
So come the next season,
Miss Manners let loose,
Words across the page,
They danced to her new tune.
"Oh my ickle darnings.
Oh my ickle werdz.
Mudder must smudder,
Wules and wegulations!"
:
Words jumped across the page,
With unnerving fright.
At sounds they’d never known,
From her well–mannered mouth.
Some words gave a banshee scream.
Others tried to flee.
But none could escape,
The page boundaries.
:
"Dimnation! Exation!
Handwrotten off their nutes!"
Miss Manners brought down her pen,
And axed their perfect snoods.
Others lost their tails.
Even fingers were not safe.
Five syllabic words,
Found themselves cut down to waif.
:
She’s a word–murderer!
Chorused the poet society.
"I know! I know! This is the death —
Word–corpse poetry!"
"What shall we do? How do we deal —
With such a personage?"
"Off with her hands, I suggest,
She has no manners to boot!"
:
"No manners! No manners!
She’s forsaken all her manners.
Off with her hands, we all suggest,
Penning a word–corpse poem!"
:
We’ll have to set example,
Said the Judge of Ample–Pry.
"Against abstract thinking,
Or she’ll set a tread sky–high."
Guards! Guards!
called out,
The poet society.
"Take this violator.
Throw away the key!
:
"Throw away. Throw away.
Throw away the key!
Take this violator, and,
Throw away the key!"
:
What of the competition?
Miss Manners wrestled free.
"Have I won the season’s prize?
Winner of the shield?"
In fact
said a voice,
"I found it quite refreshing,
Miss Manners’ piece didn’t use,
Distraction of meaning."
:
But
cried remnant words,
Laid strewed across the page.
"Miss Manners ought to be in jail:
A word–murdered: wholesale!"
:
And she will
said Head Judge,
Of the poet society.
"But first the pressing issue of,
Naming the winning piece.
This season’s prize goes to,
Miss Manners’ masterpiece.
And a prescription of Mirth Control,
Until deceased!"
KAJAGAAGAA (MISS RED: AN EYE FOR A TREASURE)
Passion can be blinding, but heat is a real eye opener…
After being out bid on every lot she had meticulously eyed–up at the Kismet Auction House, Miss Red made her way empty–handed from the premises and across the car park.
That blasted, Isobel Rupla she thought, sometimes I swear that woman seeks pleasure from outshining my finances. By rule of practice, Miss Red pulled out a bright red lipstick from her purse, and applied numerous coats of gloss to her discontented mouth, until she blazed brilliantly.
Then, centring herself, she rearranged her face at the sight of an elderly couple making their way towards her in the searing heat. She noticed the woman clutched an old battered cardboard box, while the man, holding a Kismet Auction House pamphlet, waved it briskly in the air to draw Miss Red closer.
Main entrance to the auction house?
called the man.
Off by the road.
She snapped shut her purse with finality. You’ll have to wait however, the auction’s in full flow.
The woman looked disappointed. We were hoping for a quick estimate before the train leaves.
No mind, dear.
The man took a handkerchief out from his trouser pocket and began to wipe his hot face and neck. We’ll just have to make a special journey.
But we’ve come all this way,
the woman appealed.
Miss Red scrutinised the cardboard box, the faded advertisement on the sides read: Sunflash Soap Flakes. There was no indication as to what it currently concealed. Maybe a rare Periwinkle plate or a Rhode–Island vase, or even a Catkin set… oh she prayed it would be something of the kind as her imagination unravelled at the heightened possibilities. And so, with Miss Red’s curiosity spiked, she inclined her head in a beautiful gesture. Maybe I can help?
The woman tightened her arthritic grip on the box, and Miss Red could see she needed a nudge