Tales from the Festival Hall
By Nick Yapp
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A collection of short stories set in and around the RFH on London’s South Bank. Against a background of live music, six charatcers tell their tales – of suspicion and jealousy, of broken dreams and flawed animation, of pride and fall, pf love and death
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Tales from the Festival Hall - Nick Yapp
The Piano Shifter’s Tale
Ars Longa
He was so rich. You must have read about him in the papers… must have! I mean, this guy was fabulously wealthy. He tried to keep it quiet, of course – don’t they all – didn’t want the world to know. Kept all his big spending private. Bought things under assumed names. I mean, not just paintings and jewellery and antiques and all that – this guy bought houses, villages, whole islands, he was so rich. He bought cars like you and me buy chocolate bars. He bought boats, helicopters, private jets. Tell you how rich he was – he bought a village in India and had it moved to Portugal. He liked the place, you see, and wanted to visit it more often – like, for breakfast. But India’s too far away for breakfast, so he made them move it to the Algarve. He could get to the Algarve in an hour and a half – in one of his jets.
He liked the good things in life – good food, good wine, good air. He paid millions having his chateau in France covered in a glass dome a quarter of a mile in diameter, just so he could breathe purified air. He had the old air pumped out of the dome and fresh air pumped in. Lavender perfumed. From Provence. And he liked good clothes. He’d spend what would have been a year’s wages to you and me on a tie – you know, wild silk with crushed diamonds held together by gold thread.
Now, I didn’t say he had good taste. You can’t have that much money and power and good taste. Not possible. I mean, what he called ‘good music’, you and me would have turned our noses up at. Light music. I mean, music so light it practically flew out the window. Music from the Movies, Love Themes from Cable TV, Great Hits of the Hospital Wards, the LSO Plays the Best Advertising Jingles of All Time – that sort of stuff. Wept when he heard it. I saw him – with my own eyes. The day it happened. Just before the end.
I was working at the Festival Hall. On the South Bank. Not a bad place, even since they’ve tarted it up. Not a bad gig, either. Behind the scenes stuff. Setting up exhibitions in the foyer, slinging out old furniture, putting in new, and moving the grand piano across the stage when she was having an outing for a concert. You know, they play an overture, and then it’s the old Joanna concerto. Out we come – Larry, Mo and me – move the fiddle desks, shove the Naughty Forte across the stage, and then manoeuvre her into position. Front, centre stage. Stop. Brakes on the casters. Quick look at the positioning. Brakes off. Fiddle fiddle. Brakes on. Then put the desks back and away we go. And when we get to the storage space at the side, out of sight of the audience, we always turn to each other – Larry and Mo and me – and we all sing ‘I did it Steinway…!’ Silly. But there you are.
And then we have the concerto. Mozart 21, that’s my favourite, and back we come and do the whole exercise in reverse, taking Naughty Forte back home.
So that’s why I was there, the night it happened. This guy, this fabulously rich guy, had booked the Hall for a concert. The whole Hall. Just for himself. No one else was allowed in – private function. He was the entire audience. Fifth row stalls. Row E, Seat 27. Best seat in the house for a piano concerto – bit to the side, you see, so he could clock the pianist’s fingers flashing up and down the keys.
Who’s playing? The Chicago Philharmonic. Who’s paying? The rich guy. Imagine it – flying in an entire orchestra, eighty seven players – just for a single concert with an audience of one. Plus the technicians and the music librarian, and the agent, and the manager, and a whole crowd of musical hangers-on. Who’s conducting? Maestro Conrad von Dahrendorf. What’s it cost to have his services for a night? Fifty thousand quid me and Larry reckon – which is nothing to this guy. Peanuts. Like the price of a cinema ticket for you and me. And who’s going to play Rachmaninoff’s Joanna Concerto Number 2 in C Minor? Sylvie Maurois. The doyenne of pianists. Sixty, if she’s a year. Built like a Regimental Sergeant Major. Temper like a pit bull, so they say. But what a talent! What a touch! You’d have thought the keys were made of liquid gold the way she could make a melody flow. And, of course, old Rachman’s Number 2 is stuffed with melody. That last movement. Glorious. All the power of cheap music, and all the weight and wonder of the classical. Fantastic. Mo and me used to call it the Kleenex Koncerto… but that was before the night I’m telling you about.
And the icing on the cake, the grand finale of the