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I'm Just a Poor Conductor
By JRH
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Imagine a young girl who has just murdered the father of her child; her own father.
Add in a family desperate for a child.
Now, throw into the plot two criminal brothers, both hell bent on breaking their mother from a mental institution
Sprinkle on top some dark humour and classic dialogue.
Stir in some comic, good gut giggling characterisation and you have the recipe for one of the funniest reads of the year
I’m Just a Poor Conductor is THE novel to read in 2016. Do not think about it, just buy it, and pass on the love of the Simpsons
Add in a family desperate for a child.
Now, throw into the plot two criminal brothers, both hell bent on breaking their mother from a mental institution
Sprinkle on top some dark humour and classic dialogue.
Stir in some comic, good gut giggling characterisation and you have the recipe for one of the funniest reads of the year
I’m Just a Poor Conductor is THE novel to read in 2016. Do not think about it, just buy it, and pass on the love of the Simpsons
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