The Onion Presents: Christmas Exposed: Holiday Coverage from America's Finest News Source

By The Onion Staff

Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas without impulse-priced holiday gift books—and now The Onion has unleashed its award-winning team of investigative journalists upon the genre. Christmas Exposed features more than one hundred shocking tales of Secret Santas, shopping mall mayhem, dysfunctional family dinners, and much, much more.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Quirk Books
• Release date: Oct 25, 2011
• ISBN: 9781594745447

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