Beautiful Rural Cook Girl: Volume 2

By Shen KuanKuan

The top chef, Mei Jing, opened his eyes to discover that he had crossed over.

When he looked again, it was a good fellow! She was forced to marry an old man and Steamed Bun Dad were hiding at the side laughing?She had the heart of a buddha, the body of a wicked blood relative, the family of a Taoist uncle and aunt, as well as all the advantages of an uncle and aunt!

Facing a shabby thatched cottage that was still surrounded by a pack of wolves, Mei Jingtian looked up to the sky and picked up his food. He set up his stall, cooked, opened his restaurant, and brewed wine! The gold and silver that were rolling everywhere came in waves. The trouble of top-grade relatives also came one after another.

Mei Jing rolled up his sleeves as he took his mother to the peak of life.

As soon as the clinker changes, the matchmaker tramples on the door, and the letter of engagement is like a snowflake.

Although it seemed like a congratulatory gift to a general, he was actually planning to marry her!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Funstory
• Release date: Jun 10, 2020
• ISBN: 9781649486929

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FAIRS

CHAPTER 101 - JOE'S ESCAPE

The moment he said it, the flames spread like wildfire, and he couldn't stop.

If it wasn't for this sentence, how could they not think about it?

After some careful consideration, he realized that there was some truth to it.

Ever since Mei Jing woke up, nothing good had ever happened to her Mei Family.

The first was Madame Rong and Li. After that, the better their life was, the more popular it became.

Wear new clothes, live in a new room, eat oily pork.

Then, he looked at Mei Family.

Madame Guan, the 'ancestor', was over 60 years old and was like a woman who didn't want to be left alone.

Then, out of nowhere, near the end of the year, he accidentally ate too much of the abortion medicine and died!

He looked at the family of the eldest son. Mei Jing had almost broken an egg at the funeral, and the daughter was also a cheap hoof who didn't seem to know her place.

As for Wuliang's father, Mei Laoer, his life went by without a doubt. After Madame Guan died, the third concubine was also unwilling to take him to eat together with them, resulting in a situation where they didn't even know each other's meals.

Tsk tsk, adding all of these together, who would believe that it wasn't Mei Jing's' Celestial Effect 'that had blocked the luck of Mei Family?

As the group of women chattered on, the man standing behind them could no longer hold himself back.

He grabbed onto the hair of the woman closest to him and cursed, What nonsense are you women making up?!

Ah! It was Mei Laoda! Run! He's a madman now! " When the women saw Mei Laoda's mad appearance, they were all shocked.

Like a bird, they quickly dispersed and ran away. Even the woman who was captured by Mei Laoda didn't dare to say anything. She quickly struggled in tears. After relaxing a little, she ran away with disheveled hair.

Mei Laoda stood on the spot and recalled what everyone just said.

Was the reason why their Mei Family were so unlucky, was it because of that slut, Mei Jing?

Good! Very good!

He definitely wouldn't let that slut go!

You want to set up a assembly to show off? Dream on!

Mei Laoda walked towards the village entrance with difficulty while holding his egg.

Unfortunately, Lin Shuangshuang was working at Mei Jing's house now, and without an oxcart for him to work on, she could only walk towards the Hundred Flowers Town step by step. Because of this, she almost died from the pain!

The fortune-teller had chosen the day, saying that La 8 or so was not very auspicious, so he chose the day before the New Year's Eve.

Today, west slope was extremely lively.

There were sixteen tables in front of the house and eight in the back. It meant that if she stepped back, she would be rich. It was a good sign, and although Mei Jing felt a little tacky, she was very happy inside.

The villagers who came to eat at the Flowing Water Dining Hall all knew that Mei Jing was about to achieve great success, so they didn't dare to say anything bad about it. Their mouths were full of auspicious words.

No matter if she was sincere or not, Mei Jing still kept it and warmly greeted them, Uncles, you should eat and drink. If you don't have any wine, just tell me. I'll bring it up for you.

Aiyo, Village Head Grandpa, you finally came. I thought you didn't have the time to come, quickly take your seat. When Mei Jing saw the village chief, she immediately went to welcome him.

The Village Chief looked at the relatively imposing courtyard and gave Mei Jing a thumbs up, I knew you had some skills. Look at this house, it's so nice!

Not really. It was only built so quickly with everyone's help. Please take your seat, I still have a guest to entertain. Hehe.

Mm, go and busy yourself. The village chief smiled and led his family to their seats.

For a banquet like the Qiao Qian Banquet, the more people the better, the more prosperous! Thus, the Village Head brought his entire family over. Mei Jing was also very grateful.

This was just trying to make her more popular!

However, as the old saying goes, fortune and misfortune came together.

For the guests of Mei Jinghe's house, they had only eaten a few chopsticks.

The god of plague, who had destroyed the scene, had also come …

CHAPTER 102 - DISTEMPER

Mei Jing walked to the front of the house and stopped them. She looked left and right before smiling and said, Although it is a Flowing Water Dining Hall, according to the relationship between us two families, Uncle Mei and Auntie Liu shouldn't be able to come to eat noodles, right? Hehe, good day to you all. Let's not stay here any longer. When the time comes, we will kick you all out. Since you all are embarrassed, it is not good for me to stay here either."

Mei Jing's intention and attitude were very clear. If the plague gods in the main house didn't scram now, she would directly sweep them out with her broom. Although it was said that Qiao Qing Banquet could not use a broom to clean the house for the next three days, it would still be a waste of money. However, if the mansion's people were really so shameless as to insist on shooting, then she wouldn't mind ruining her fortune.

Her words were very rude, but Mei Laoda didn't feel awkward at all. He walked to the front of the table and took down the dishes. If you can make people eat this kind of food, you might as well go to the dung pit and pour a bucket of dung into the mouths of others! "

…

As soon as these words were spoken, the faces of those who were eating sank.

Mei Jing cooked the pork in the water. It was fragrant and all the rich families were eating sausages made from this stuff. Why did Mei Laoda say that he was watering it with feces when they were eating it?

Heh! Why didn't he go to a rich family and say that he was going to eat fecal water, just to see if they would tear that stinky mouth to shreds!

That's right, my man is right. Don't be fooled by that damned girl, Mei Jing. We've already reported her to the government. This girl will give you feces and piss. The officials will catch her immediately! Madame Liu chimed in from the side.

That damned girl, she wanted to hold a banquet in peace? Don't even think about it!

Madame Liu and Mei Laoda looked at each other and started to explain the dishes on the feast to the crowd.

Do you know what the small intestine is used for? It's the thing you pulled out in the morning!

And this pig's belly! Owehh, this chicken is cooking with it, it's so angry that it's going to live!"

And these …

Mei Laoda and Madame Liu did not know where they got the tongue twister from.

It was so extravagant that it sounded like the most extravagant literary thing in the world.

Mei Jing smiled, and the more she was angry, the brighter her smile became. Mother, where is Soong Liangchen?

I asked him to serve some side dishes in the kitchen and take them to drink with his friends. After all, that kid has helped us quite a bit recently and he's injured. Let him rest. Madame Rong said.

Only then did Mei Jing remember that Soong Liangchen was still injured.

Enough!

Just as Mei Jing was about to do it herself, she heard a loud shout.

Everyone looked over and saw the Village Head waiting for Mei Laoda and Madame Liu with a livid expression.

However, Mei Laoda did not care about the Village Head's anger and only coldly snorted, Enough? Why should it be enough!? This Village Head is too biased, I don't think you are suitable to be the Village Head at all! It would seem that we will not be able to elect you as the village chief in next year's elections."

Mei Laoda threatened, at least the three votes in their Mei Family, they wouldn't vote for such a village chief, not with any sense of right or wrong.

You! You stinking brat, who are you threatening!? The other side had handled it well, yet you all came to cause trouble. Is this something an elder should do? Get lost! Get out of Jing's house now, don't force me to break your leg with my own hands!" The Village Chief held onto his walking stick and excitedly rushed forward.

CHAPTER 103 - EAT THE FECES!

If it was before, when the Village Head got angry, no one would dare to meet him, but now, Mei Laoda did! He narrowed his eyes and sneered, Who do you think you are? I'm dealing with my family matters, so it's your turn to point fingers. I call you uncle, don't take yourself as a dish! If you know what's good for you, then move as far as you can. If you want to eat sh * t, then go sit at that table in the corner! "

Mei Laoda spoke arrogantly and Madame Liu, as his wife, also sang along. She was very cooperative, That's right, isn't eating in the water just to find a hidden place to hide and eat! Village Chief Uncle, don't come out and make me feel disgusted. Perhaps after a while, you will no longer be the village head."

You …

The Village Chief was so angry that his entire body trembled.

He kept backing away, obviously on the verge of fainting from anger.

To this, Mei Laoda and Madame Liu did not feel guilty at all. Instead, they felt that the Village Head was proud of being angered.

Mei Jing could not bear to continue watching and directly blocked the village chief's path. She forced herself to smile at the shameless couple and asked, Since you say that the village chief treats you as a dish, then let me ask you, what do you think you are? What's more, why did you come to my house to take care of your family matters?"

I'm your uncle, it can't be wrong for me to personally come to discipline you! You're not even going to discuss this sort of thing with your elders. Mei Jing, you really are an unfilial trash! A man like you should be soaking in a pig cage!

Talk to the elders? I have discussed this with my mother. Mei Jing looked at the couple mockingly and suddenly seemed to have thought of something as she laughed, So what you mean is that you want to be my elder and discuss the Qiao Qiong Banquet with me! Are you worthy? If I remember correctly, you have already kicked me out of the house unilaterally, right? Now you actually have the face to come and point fingers at my family's affairs?

Can a blood relation be severed by an instrument of expulsion? The blood flowing in your body is from our old Mei Family, so long as we don't admit it, you can forget about leaving your old Mei Family! Mei Laoda threatened with a savage look.

Alright, alright, alright. What do you mean by that? What happened after you came to my house to cause trouble and destroy my housewarming party? Although Qiao Qian's feast was not ruined, Mei Laoda was proud of himself and looked down on the water. On the other hand, when Madame Liu and Mei Qiao smelled the fragrance of the water, they drooled non-stop, regardless of whether they were in the water or not.

Unfortunately, Mei Laoda wholeheartedly wanted to find fault with Mei Jing, but he didn't have the time to see how his wife and daughter had lost control of themselves. This also meant that he was destined to be inferior in front of Mei Jing.

I'm not here to cause trouble, and I'm not here to cause trouble! When Mei Laoda heard her ask that, he quickly concealed the sinister and terrifying look in his eyes and said: I just feel that you are humiliating the guests just to prevent you from causing a disaster! We're all from the same village, how can you feed them the pig water? This is undoubtedly feeding them feces!

Is that enough? Is there anything else you haven't said? Mei Jing crossed her arms and nodded as if nothing had happened.

Of course! Mei Laoda didn't realize that Mei Jing was playing with him. When he raised his head and was about to say something, a trace of fragrance slipped into his mouth the moment he opened his mouth.

Chewed, huh? What the heck is this? It was pretty tasty!

Originally, he was filled with anger, but after eating this unknown food, he unexpectedly began to chew even more vigorously, to the point that he even forgot his original purpose for coming here.

Mei Jing asked, Is it delicious?

Delicious! Mei Laoda answered subconsciously.

Mei Jing's face revealed a fiendish smile. So uncle thinks that the pig's water tastes good too? According to what you've said, Uncle, since you think feces are so delicious, how about I scoop up a bucket of fecal water for you?

CHAPTER 104 - WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A STINKY BUG?

What? This, is this water from a pig? "

Hearing that, Mei Laoda immediately went crazy and vomited onto the ground.

However, the expression on his face was very complicated. It seemed to be filled with both pain and reluctance.

That was true. People who were able to accept the taste of the pig's water would naturally find it delicious.

But if you can't accept it, you'll feel dirty and smelly. Mei Laoda wasn't in the middle of it all. He was somewhere in the middle and felt disgusted with the dirty water and didn't want to cut off the taste in his mouth. He was both happy and in pain right now.

Looking at his ghastly appearance, Mei Jing laughed her heart out, but she still pretended to be confused. That's right, don't tell me you can't eat it. Is this how a pig gets drunk? Logically speaking, you should know that the pig's water is dirty and smelly, so it should be easy to recognize it. Why do I see a type of pleasure on your face?

Fuck you! Mei Jing, how dare you tease me! " Mei Laoda stood up angrily and raised his hand to hit Mei Jing.

Isn't my grandmother your biological mother? You flatter yourself as a filial son, why did you start insulting your deceased mother? Mei Jing was neither humble nor arrogant.

The villagers who were eating the noodles couldn't help but exclaim in admiration.

Mei Jing had been chosen by the heavens and her bearing was different. Looking at her manner, those who didn't know her would think that she was a lady from a noble family. What was the meaning of that? He would rather die than bend?

That's right, that's exactly what she said. The current Mei Jing had an unbending attitude. Facing this group of eccentric relatives, she was neither humble nor haughty. She was much better than those crying girls. It was no wonder that the heavens would choose her to punish Mei Family. Even the brat at home didn't know whether he could be taken seriously or not. If they could get married, wouldn't their good days be in the future?

Instantly, many families in the banquet were moved, especially after seeing Mei Jing's housekeeper aura. They felt that if they were to marry Mei Jing, their son would definitely have some potential.

Didn't they all say that wives and husbands were the worst? Mei Jing might be that virtuous wife of his!

Towards Mei Jing's glib tongue, Mei Laoda was so angry that he almost vomited blood.

How … how could her mouth be so powerful?

Forget it, I won't lower myself to the same level as this damned girl. I'll just carry on according to the plan.

Pointing at the anxious people in the room, he shouted to the villagers, It's fine that you guys eat the pig soup, but do you think that Mei Jing and Madame Rong, these two bitches, really want to treat you guys to the noodles? They're obviously just showing off for you to see! Look at the mats in the hall. The ones sitting on them are the guests they want to invite. Who do you think you are? It's only suitable for us to stay outside the door to enjoy the cold food and eat the Flowing Water Dining Hall!

…

What Mei Laoda said made a lot of sense. It was indeed so at first glance.

But how could Mei Jing not respect them?

Even if it was the Flowing Water Mat Noodle Soup, the meat on the table was still the same. It was exactly the same as the one in the living room. Why do they feel that the taste has changed when Mei Laoda said it?

Nothing good can come out of a dog's mouth. If a family wants to fight in the autumn, they won't be able to. They're all crazy! The village chief, who was extremely angry, could not help but mock him. He picked up a piece of pork belly with chopsticks and chewed on it, then called someone over for Mei Jing, Eat it all. Why does Mei Laoda have to do this? He can't even taste meat!

Right! That must be it!

Everyone thought.

Mei Jing was already rich, but as an uncle, Mei Laoda was still mediocre. He was not feeling well, and it was quite normal for him to be a bit out of balance.

As he thought of this, the noodle soup once again began to eat. Watching a show was one thing, but just because 'the singer' said a few words, it was not like he was going to get along with the meat on the table!

Mei Jing was extremely satisfied with the Village Head's rescue. With her eyes smiling like crescent moons, she nodded slightly and asked mockingly, Uncle Mei, can you leave now? If you think it's worth nothing and we all eat so much, you can stop being that stinky bug and let this disgusting person go, okay?

CHAPTER 105 - YOU DESERVE IT?

How dare he call him a bedbug? What a great 'Mei Jing'! What a cheap girl!

Mei Laoda was completely enraged. He clenched his fist and gave a look to Madame Liu behind him.

Madame Liu understood immediately and fell to the ground crying, Aiyo, feed my mother! Bullying others and bullying their own family! Heaven forbid! Brothers, quickly come in! Your sister and brother-in-law are about to be bullied to death! "

As soon as Madame Liu finished her sentence, a group of men rushed in from outside.

Mei Jing was startled. She narrowed her eyes as she sucked in a breath of cold air. This couple had come prepared!

When Madame Liu's brothers came in, they saw that the meat on the table had gone stiff.

He couldn't help but think of something else, so he slapped the table.

He shouted at Mei Jing, Are you the one that bullied my sister? Brothers, throw all this food at me! Something made by the Calamity Essence, what can it possibly be good for!

Although he said that, his body was very honest. As he said that, he took all the snacks Mei Jing had fried into his arms without leaving anything behind.

However, when they were done with their food, the Liu brothers turned around and gave Mei Jing an evil and devilish look. Even Mei Jing couldn't help but clap and praise their changing techniques.

Uncle Plum, you two husband and wife are really awesome. Coming to make trouble, both of you have brought helpers, awesome, awesome! Mei Jing's string of words were extremely sarcastic and it caused the couple to feel extremely ashamed.

Then Mei Jing said, Aren't you here to ruin the situation? Ha! Why are you eating? Although our family is in the assembly line, but … There are also people who are not welcome here, such as the plague, which is not welcomed by my family.

Madame Liu's crying face could no longer hold on. She would never have imagined that her own brothers and fellow countrymen were all shameful bastards who had been reincarnated as hungry ghosts!

Madame Liu, who was being selfish, decided to immediately regain her face and said, Your family is in the Flowing Water Mat, how come you can't eat? This is the first time I've heard that the people who run the assembly are even distributing the guests! Could it be that your family is going to be so poor that they won't even be able to keep the pot boiling, and you decided not to hold the water seats at the last minute?"

How could I? Aunt Liu's words really make people unhappy. Mei Jing had just opened her mouth when the Liu brothers were angered.

My sister is your aunt, is this how you talk?

Seeing the Liu brothers' angry look, Mei Jing's gaze landed on him, and then said: Looks like Uncle Liu's information is not that well-informed. I have already been kicked out of the Mei Family, so it has nothing to do with it. What he said was right. The Flowing Water Dining Room could indeed be eaten by everyone, but … There's also another rule, people who handle wine have the right to not let anyone take a seat at their table!"

…

Mei Jing's attitude changed 180 degrees.

From a docile little sheep to a queen with her aura at full blast!

She pointed at Madame Liu, Mei Laoda, and the others, Now, you are not welcome. Do you want to leave by yourselves, or should I get someone to throw you out?

Look for it! You find someone to try and see who dares to throw us brothers out! The Liu brothers spat on the snow, then walked to Mei Jing's side and raised up their hands. You slut, just watch me beat you to death! You dare to bully my sister in front of me? Are you even worthy of that!?

Mei Jing's face was slapped so hard that it fell on it.

The young girl's eyes turned cold as she attempted to dodge.

Unknowingly, Mei Qiao had appeared behind her.

His eyes were filled with jealousy and malice. He grabbed onto her tightly and didn't let her escape.

Just as the slap was about to reach Mei Jing, a strong left hand appeared.

Clutching the hands of the Liu brothers tightly, even if it was the left hand, there was still an endless amount of power that made it impossible for the Liu brothers to break free.

You dare to bully my girl in front of me? Are you even worthy?

CHAPTER 106 - WHEN THEY WERE JUST PLAYING THE MONKEY

He would return the original message.

However, compared to the Liu brothers, he was a scoundrel with a ruthless style.

Soong Liangchen's words were as clear and cold as the moon