The Satantic Rites of Sasquatch and Other Weird Stories

By Nick Cato

An unusual arcade game controls the fate of mankind; a priest unknowingly calls more into the world than he bargained for; a biker becomes a human switchblade; a man with an odd fetish meets his match; a legendary talk show host and famous general team up in an alternate realm where TV is the mandated religion.Mythical creatures strive for survival as a struggling strip club features a most bizarre act; an infamous punk singer capitalizes on his body horror while a family become slaves to a malevolent household fixture. And why is that woman on the train dressed like it's the 1930s? Hopefully she won't catch that nasty East Nile Virus.In Nick Cato's world, few things are what they seem, and everything is always slightly askew.Welcome to The Satanic Rites of Sasquatch and Other Weird Stories.

• Language: English
• Publisher: JournalStone
• Release date: Jan 25, 2019
• ISBN: 9781947654860

Book preview

WHAT WAS CALLED

(Originally appeared in Dark Fusions: Where Monsters Lurk! 2013 PS Publishing)

KILLING BY THE MOON

(Previously unpublished)

WHISKER WHIPPED

(Originally appeared in Hamsters! A Fabulous Anthology (For Fabulous Raye), 2014 Dynatox Ministries)

ANTIBACTERIAL POPE

(Originally appeared at Southern Fried Weirdness Online, 2007)

THE SATANIC RITES OF SASQUATCH

(Previously unpublished)

THE AIRCRASH BUREAU

(Originally appeared in Houdini Gut Punch, 2010 Library of Bizarro Horror Press)

INSIDE THE JIGGLES CAFÉ

(Previously unpublished)

THE HUSBAND

(Previously unpublished)

I BURIED A FERGASON

(Originally appeared in Southern Fried Weirdness, 2007 Southern Fried Weirdness Press)

SHOP ‘TILL YOU DROP

(Originally appeared in Christmas in Hell, 2012 Drunken Skald Press)

ANARCHY CAFÉ

(Originally appeared in Blood for You: A Literary Tribute to GG Allin, 2015 Weirdpunk Books)

THE BOWL

(Previously unpublished)

HERS IS A LUSH SITUATION

(Originally appeared in 50 Secret Tales of the Whispering Gash: A Queefrotica, 2013 CreateSpace)

THE LIFE MACHNE

(Originally appeared in Strange Stories of Sand and Sea, 2008 Fine Tooth Press)

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Copyright 2019 © Nick Cato

Cover Design by Mikio Murakami

Ebook Layout by Lori Michelle

ISBN (sc): 978-1-947654-85-3

ISBN (ebook): 978-1-947654-86-0

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