Intergalactic Brides Vol. 3

By Jessica Coulter Smith

Three sexy aliens and the women who can’t resist them -- an unexpected romance that’s out of this world.

Caitlyn and the Alien Protector: From hot, sexy, and available to single dad, this firefighter’s life’s going up in smoke. What could go wrong with a convenient arrangement with a hunky alien and his adorable daughter? Caitlyn was only looking for a place to crash, in exchange for watching the cute little half-alien girl. She’s been burned by love before, but soon it’s not just the little girl who’s taken her heart -- it’s Cosmir as well.

Celeste and the Alien Bartender: A desperate mother. A determined alien. And a romance neither expected. Aliens ruined Celeste’s life, stole her child, and then dumped her back on her world. But she refuses to give up on getting her daughter back, at any cost -- even if it means pairing up with sexy alien, Zanar. She just never counted on falling for him.

Rory and the Alien Groom: Rory’s been watching from the sidelines. Now it’s time to go after what she wants – and she wants Zwyk! Rory never wanted to be the one to tell the alien, Zwyk, his bride had run out on him. Rory’s been head over heels for him from the beginning. Maybe now he’ll see what’s been under his nose the entire time -- her!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Changeling Press
• Release date: Aug 24, 2019

Jessica Coulter Smith

Author of Adult & Erotic Romance, with an emphasis on paranormal and fantasy.

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Intergalactic Brides Vol. 3

Jessica Coulter Smith

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Table of Contents

Intergalactic Brides Vol. 3

Caitlyn and the Alien Protector (Intergalactic Brides 7)

Prologue

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

Chapter Ten

Chapter Eleven

Chapter Twelve

Celeste and the Alien Bartender (Intergalactic Brides 8)

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Epilogue

Rory and the Alien Groom (Intergalactic Brides 9)

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

Chapter Ten

Epilogue

Jessica Coulter Smith

Intergalactic Brides Vol. 3

Jessica Coulter Smith

Three sexy aliens and the women who can’t resist them -- an unexpected romance that’s out of this world.

Caitlyn and the Alien Protector: From hot, sexy, and available to single dad, this firefighter’s life’s going up in smoke. What could go wrong with a convenient arrangement with a hunky alien and his adorable daughter? Caitlyn was only looking for a place to crash, in exchange for watching the cute little half-alien girl. She’s been burned by love before, but soon it’s not just the little girl who’s taken her heart -- it’s Cosmir as well.

Celeste and the Alien Bartender: A desperate mother. A determined alien. And a romance neither expected. Aliens ruined Celeste’s life, stole her child, and then dumped her back on her world. But she refuses to give up on getting her daughter back, at any cost -- even if it means pairing up with sexy alien, Zanar. She just never counted on falling for him.

Rory and the Alien Groom: Rory’s been watching from the sidelines. Now it’s time to go after what she wants -- and she wants Zwyk! Rory never wanted to be the one to tell the alien, Zwyk, his bride had run out on him. Rory’s been head over heels for him from the beginning. Maybe now he’ll see what’s been under his nose the entire time -- her!

Caitlyn and the Alien Protector (Intergalactic Brides 7)

Jessica Coulter Smith

From hot, sexy, and available to single dad, this firefighter’s life’s going up in smoke.

When Cosmir had a one-night stand all those years ago, he never dreamed that there would be consequences, but one look at small Katy’s face and he can’t deny that she’s his. His life is hectic and full of danger, but like it or not he’s now responsible for someone other than himself, and he works hard to carve out a place in his life for the adorable toddler.

Caitlyn has already felt the burn from loving a fireman once and she refuses to do it again. When a fire claims everything in her life, she’s forced to accept an offer she would have never otherwise contemplated. Moving in with Cosmir not only gives her a place to sleep -- other than her brother’s couch -- but she’s able to live with him rent free, in exchange for watching the enchanting little girl with the pansy colored eyes.

What starts as an arrangement of convenience turns to something more as the three spend more time together. Cosmir begins to wonder if the woman of his heart has been right under his nose the entire time, and Caitlyn realizes that sometimes you have to give love a second chance.

Prologue

Cosmir faced the Vid-comm and the council with trepidation. He knew he’d screwed up, but he didn’t know how to fix it. He hadn’t lied to Jacie, had only said what he knew every other warrior on Zelthrane-3 would be thinking, but his words had caused her anger and pain. It had been important to keep her calm during her pregnancy.

Jacie’s babies have been born, Larimar said. And they are doing well, despite the stress you caused their mother.

I never meant to cause Jacie harm, Cosmir said. I came back to Earth so that my presence wouldn’t bother her. I’ve done every job asked of me since then, and I’ve asked for little in return. What more do you want from me?

Larimar sighed. I know it isn’t fair to ask this of you, but would you remain on Earth a little while longer? At least long enough for Jacie to settle into her role of motherhood? Barimere is still ticked that you called his daughter defective.

If our roles were reversed, I’d feel the same way. I’ll stay longer, at least a year, maybe two. But I’d like to get a job outside of the Terran station. I want to do something meaningful with my life.

I think that would be a wise decision. Larimar smiled. I think being on Earth will be good for you, and just maybe you’ll find your mate. If you do find a woman you wish to spend your life with, the council will approve the mating without question. I feel like we owe you something for sending you away from your home.

It was reasonable to ask me to leave, Cosmir said. What I did was wrong, and I realize that now. I only said what others would be thinking, but I should have thought about how it would make Jacie feel. She’s right to love her daughter unconditionally, and I’m sure Jenny will make a great addition to our people.

Larimar nodded. The baby is quite adorable.

Tell Jacie and Barimere that I’m sorry.

If you need anything, please contact me. Will you remain near the Terran station?

No, I think I’ll move elsewhere, have a true fresh start, as the humans like to say. I’ve thought about becoming a fireman and have looked into some training programs. There’s a place in Texas about an hour from a Terran station that is seeking recruits. They’ll send me through the fire academy at their cost and I’ll be given a full-time job when I get out.

It sounds like you have everything figured out. Keep in touch, Cosmir. You’re still one of my favorite warriors and I don’t want you to ever feel like we’ve abandoned you. You made a mistake, but it’s one that can be forgiven.

Thank you, Larimar.

Cosmir watched the screen go black. He exited the meeting room, but he wasn’t ready to return to his room just yet. Not alone, at any rate. Since coming to Earth, he’d realized that there were hundreds of women who were more than willing to sleep with an alien with no strings attached. They didn’t expect a commitment, just bragging rights. It should shame him that he’d had such casual sex without paying for a professional, but the women he’d slept with didn’t seem to mind the no-strings approach, not as long as he used one of those condom things. Personally, he hated the way they felt, but he agreed that conceiving a child with anyone other than his mate would be a disaster. Even if he found his mate, he wasn’t sure he was ready for children just yet.

As he prowled through the station, a blonde caught his eye. She had come-hither eyes and her glossy lips just begged for a kiss. She was the exact opposite of the kind of woman he’d want as his wife, but for just one night she’d do perfectly.

Chapter One

3 1/2 years later

Cosmir followed the cries to the back of the building, his heart thumping in his chest. Flames licked at his fireproof suit. The building creaked and moaned as the fire consumed everything in its path. Heat enveloped him, causing sweat to bead on his brow, as he stepped through what was left of the lower level. As the walls around him snapped and crackled, the hairs on his nape lifted. He drew nearer to the cries and ruefully shook his head when he saw the basket of kittens. He could have sworn it was a child calling out to him when he’d stood outside.

Cosmir scooped up the basket and made his way through the fire to the front of the building. He’d no sooner cleared the front door when the second floor collapsed, the boom filling his ears as the ground vibrated beneath his feet. His chest tightened with apprehension. If he’d been a moment slower, he’d have been caught in the debris and possibly trapped, if not killed. But then, he hadn’t taken this job to safely sit behind a desk all day.

You went in for a bunch of cats? his chief demanded, his face turning a remarkable shade of red as Cosmir approached. If that vein in his forehead throbbed any harder, Cosmir was worried it might rupture.

I thought I heard a child calling out, Cosmir said. He handed off the kittens and removed his mask. But to be fair, I’d probably have gone in for the cats anyway. They have just as much a right to live as a human does.

Zacharias Templeton shook his head and handed the basket off to another fireman. His jaw was tight and Cosmir could practically hear the chief grinding his teeth. Get your ass over to the ambulance and let them check you over. I don’t want you grabbing a hose or doing anything else until you’ve been cleared.

Cosmir frowned. I made it out before that second floor collapsed. It’s not like I was hurt in there.

I gave you an order, Cosmir. Either follow it, or pack your shit when we get back to the firehouse.

He fought the urge to roll his eyes, knowing damn well the chief wasn’t going to fire him. He was too good at his job, possibly the best on the team, and everyone knew it. Cosmir might not have as much experience as the others, but his life experience as a warrior gave him the courage he needed to run into a burning building. There were times he missed Zelthrane-3, or Terran as the humans called it, but he had a good life here.

Cosmir sat patiently as the EMTs checked him over. By the time they were finished, the fire was almost under control. Smoke filled the sky and ash rained down on the streets. A half hour later, they were on their way back to the station. It was always a race to see who could get to the showers first, as there were only three and the team had to take turns getting cleaned up after a fire.

At the fire station, Cosmir stripped out of his bunker gear and hung it up, leaving his steel-toed boots under the coat and pants. In his bare feet, he went to the bathroom, stopping long enough to get his shampoo and shower gel, and lucked into getting one of the shower stalls. After being surrounded by flames, the cool water felt good on his heated skin. He braced a lavender hand on the tiled wall and let the water sluice over his head and down his back. It didn’t take long to scrub his hair and body, and he had to admit he felt a million times better when he was finished. With a towel wrapped around his waist, he went to his locker and pulled on a fresh uniform.

So, Jake said. This was your first major fire since joining the department. I’d say you’ve been a lucky bastard that all the major fires have happened on the other shift, but you seemed to enjoy running into that building. Still think this is the life you want?

Cosmir grinned. Definitely. Even if I did only rescue kittens this time, it still felt nice to make a difference. I’m used to defending my world, protecting those weaker than me when needed. When I realized I was going to make Earth my semi-permanent home, I knew I wanted a job where I could make a difference.

You were a warrior though, right? Why not become a cop?

I actually know someone who did exactly that, but it didn’t feel like a good fit for me. I don’t want to see the worst of humanity every day. Yes, some of the fires we go to were set on purpose, but mostly they’re accidents.

Can I ask you something?

I guess it depends. Are you going to ask if aliens are anatomically the same as humans? Because I’ve heard that one a lot.

Jake snickered. No, but I’m hoping you are. Your kind has a mating instead of a marriage right?

Cosmir nodded.

And you mate for life?

Yes, but you’re not my type.

Jake’s smile broadened. No worries. You aren’t my type either. But… I think you just may be perfect for --

Jake!

Cosmir turned toward the very feminine voice and nearly swallowed his tongue when he saw the ebony haired beauty heading their way. The sway of her hips drew his gaze as she sauntered toward them on metallic colored sandals. Her shorts rode low on her hips and left little to the imagination. Where had this goddess been in his entire life?

Caitlyn. What are you doing at the station? Jake asked.

I can’t just surprise my big brother when I’m in the area? Her gaze scanned Cosmir before a naughty smile flitted across her lips. Before he had time to react, she threw her arms around his neck and planted a kiss on his mouth.

Her tongue flicked his lower lip and he opened to let her in. The taste of her exploded on his tongue and he couldn’t help but wrap his arms around her waist, pulling her tighter against him. Warning bells were going off in his head that he was in danger of imminent meltdown, but damn, the woman could kiss!

She pulled away, a satisfied grin on her face as she turned to face Jake again.

Jake shook his head. Well, since you’re here, I’d like to introduce you to Cosmir. He’s the Terran I’ve mentioned before. His lips tipped up on one corner. Besides, you might as well know the name of the man you just swapped spit with. Don’t you usually at least get their names first?

Caitlyn held out a dainty hand. It’s nice to meet you.

As Cosmir’s hand folded around hers, he felt a jolt that started in his chest and rapidly moved below the belt. Her blue eyes gazed up at him while a gentle smile curved her lips. She was breathtaking, and suddenly he didn’t have a clue what to say. Odd. It wasn’t like he’d never been around women, even if it had been nearly a year since he’d been intimate with one. The pleasure is all mine, he rumbled, finally finding his tongue, and quite reluctant to let go of her hand.

I haven’t seen you at any of Jake’s parties, Caitlyn said. Not much of a party animal?

Cosmir smiled. Not really. But if she was going to be at those parties, he’d have to make an effort to be there. Watching her smile was worth a little suffering.

I can respect that. Caitlyn’s smile broadened.

Why are you really here? Jake asked.

I’m going with some friends for dinner tomorrow, but it’s kind of a double date. The thing is my friend Trisha doesn’t have a date, so I kind of thought maybe you’d go? She smiled brightly and batted her eyes.

Jake snorted and shook his head. Not just no, but hell no. You forget, I’ve seen Trisha. Might I suggest you find the nearest blind man to take on this outing?

Caitlyn slugged him in the arm. Be nice.

Cosmir wanted to offer to help her out of her bind, but if he went on a double date he wanted to be the one dating Caitlyn. She blew out an exasperated breath, spun on her heel, and stormed off. Cosmir couldn’t help but smile at the little spitfire and hoped he’d get to see her again, maybe even soon. Perhaps it was time to start accepting those invitations to Jake’s parties.

Dude, my sister is such a brat, but I don’t suppose you’d be interested in claiming her? Jake gave him a lopsided grin. I’d like to say she has some redeeming qualities, but heck if I can think of any right now.

Cosmir snorted. He could think of more than a few, but he didn’t think Jake wanted to hear about them. Cosmir valued their friendship too much to tell his best buddy that Caitlyn had curves that went on for days and a body that was made for loving. And the thought of some other man putting his hands all over her was enough to make Cosmir’s fists clench.

He turned and headed toward the common room, but staggered to a stop when little chubby arms wrapped around his legs. He stared down at the child in both horror and fascination. The black, curly hair hung down to her shoulders, and as she tilted her head back to look up at him, the pansy gaze that gave him such a trusting look nearly took him to his knees.

Daddy! she chirped.

What. The. Fuck.

Cosmir looked around frantically, his gaze zeroing in on his captain. What the hell is going on?

Zacharias shrugged. Someone from the Terran station brought her here. Said she arrived by plane with a note pinned to her that she was your daughter.

She flew by herself? He was appalled. What kind of mother sent her child on a plane? The little girl couldn’t be more than two or three.

I’m sure there was an attendant with her. The question is what are you going to do with her? As far as I know, the only note said she’s yours, and the guy who dropped her off said it had been cleared with your council. I’m afraid she’s really yours. Zacharias folded his arms over his chest. If you need extra days off to figure things out, I’ll sign off on it.

"You want me to stay home with her for several days alone? I have no clue what to do with a small child. No. I’ll hire a nanny or something. I’m going to take her home and work on a solution. Expect me back at work on my next scheduled day."

Zacharias nodded. Fair enough. Let me know if you need anything.

He needed a hell of a lot right now, but he wasn’t about to ask his captain for child rearing tips. Now would be an excellent time to have a mate, or at least a female in his life. They instinctually knew about kids, right? What the hell was he going to do with her?

Oh, Zacharias said. In case you’re wondering, your daughter’s name is Katy.

Katy what?

Katy Nepaul.

Nepaul. The name was vaguely familiar, but he couldn’t place it. Regardless, it seemed he had a daughter, prepared or not. Time to get her home and start making some calls. Thrace would know what to do. He’d had to hire a nanny for Lily. Then again, Thrace had ended up mated to his nanny. Maybe he wasn’t such a great source of information after all. Hell. Whatever Cosmir did, he needed to do it quick. He was scheduled back at work in three days.

Cosmir knelt beside the little girl. Katy, are you ready to go home? To your new home?

She nodded solemnly. Mommy doesn’t want me anymore. She said I’m too much trouble.

He stifled a growl. If he ever got his hands on his daughter’s mother, he would strangle her. Whoever the woman was, she definitely wasn’t winning the mother of the year award.

It’s just you and me now, Katy. Let’s go home and figure a few things out. One thing we’ll have to do is get a bedroom ready for you.

She hugged him. I sleep with you, Daddy.

His heart turned over in his chest at her words and the chubby little arms embracing him. He hugged her back before lifting her into his arms and carrying her out of the fire station. Ready or not, fatherhood had landed on his doorstep and he was going to have to jump in with both feet. Couldn’t be worse than running into a burning building, right?

Chapter Two

Cosmir watched his daughter toddle around his home. He didn’t know what had possessed him to rent the three bedroom, but he was thankful now that he had. He’d never done anything with the third bedroom and now he was glad he hadn’t. It wouldn’t take much to fill it with things a little girl would need. Just as soon as he figured out what that was.

Not knowing what to do, he called the Terran station, hoping someone would be able to guide him as he figured out this fatherhood thing. The phone rang several times and he began to wonder if anyone would answer.

You’ve reached the Terran station at Corpus Christi, Texas. How may I direct your call? a woman asked.

I’m hoping there might be a Terran there who is a parent. My name is Cosmir and I live in Fairhaven. One of the Terrans from your station delivered my daughter to the fire department here this afternoon. I was hoping there might be a Terran there who was a parent that I could speak with.

Hmm. I don’t have any Terrans here who are parents, but we do have a couple who came through here this morning. The mate was human, but the male was a Keshpan. I believe they’re staying near Fairview.

If I leave my number with you, could you get in touch with them and see if they might be willing to speak with me? Maybe even meet somewhere? Cosmir asked.

I have your number off the caller I.D. I’ll try to reach Bane and Ari and see if they will speak with you. I’m sure they’ll be happy to.

Thank you.

Cosmir hung up the phone and turned around just in time to see Katy stick the TV remote in her mouth. He rushed forward and took it from her, making her face draw up in a pout. Not knowing what to do for her, he rummaged in the bag that had been delivered with her and couldn’t find a single toy. There were two outfits, some pajamas, a stack of diaper looking things, and a package of wipes. It seemed her mother had been so anxious to get rid of her that she hadn’t even sent proper provisions for the child.

I was an idiot to have slept with someone so shallow. What kind of mother gave up her daughter and didn’t even hand deliver her? Anything could have happened to Katy on the flight to Texas, and what if she hadn’t made it to the Terran station in one piece? It was a miracle that she was here in his home.

Cosmir searched for something to entertain the toddler and finally put some cartoons on the television. Picking up Katy, he sat her on the sofa and hoped she’d stay there, at least long enough for him to sort through some things. He had no toys, and he didn’t know how often little girls went to the bathroom, but something told him he’d need more of those diaper things and wipes. Two outfits weren’t going to cut it either, so he’d need to buy her some clothes. And those were just the things he could figure out himself. There were probably a hundred other things she needed.

He rummaged through the bag again and found an envelope in an outside pocket. He broke the seal and pulled out two sheets of paper and a birth certificate that were folded inside. He glanced over the birth certificate before placing it on the counter that separated his kitchen from his living room.

Dear Cosmir,

You probably don’t remember me, but we shared a night together several years ago. We were careful, but not careful enough. Katy is the result of that night. She’ll be three in December, as you can see from her birth certificate. Enclosed is a notarized statement giving up my rights to Katy. She’s yours now and I’m sure you’ll give her a better life than I ever could.

I’m sorry to say I haven’t been a very good mother, but it took me a year to get up the courage to find you, and it’s taken me until now to locate you. I couldn’t remember your name at first, and then when I did, they told me you had moved away, but refused to hand out any other information. I should have sent Katy to you sooner, but this was the best I could do.

Please don’t hate me. I hope that you will be able to see her as a blessing and not a curse, which is something I haven’t been able to do. My life just isn’t suited to having a small child. It’s been hell taking care of her these past three years. Had it not been for her obvious Terran heritage, I’d have given her up for adoption. I’m not including my contact information because I don’t want to hear from you, or from Katy, ever again. Tell her whatever you want when she asks about me. With any luck, she’ll never ask why I gave her up. I’m not sure how much she understands about the situation.

Sasha Nepaul

Well, at least he had a name, even if he still didn’t remember her. But then, he hadn’t exactly discriminated on who he slept with a few years ago. He’d tried the one-night stand thing just to numb the pain he’d felt over leaving his home again, but had decided it wasn’t the right path for him. As was true of every Zelthranite he’d ever met, he wanted to find his mate and start a family. Well, it seemed he had the family part down, but now he needed a mate. And who the hell was going to take a chance on a male who had lost control and created a child with a stranger?

The phone rang, and it was a number he didn’t recognize.

Hello.

Is this Cosmir? a male voice asked.

Yes.

My name is Bane and I’m from Keshpa. Well, originally. As of the last few years, I’ve lived on Tourmalane with my mate, Ari and our daughter, Elise. I heard you wanted to talk to someone who’s a parent.

Cosmir quickly explained the situation, about Katy being dumped in his lap and his lack of knowledge about children. They spoke a few minutes more and he answered all of Bane’s questions.

On our way down from the Terran station, we passed a large store that catered to babies and children. Right off the highway? Do you know the one? Bane asked.

I think so.

Can you meet us there in about twenty minutes? We’ll help you buy everything you need. I hope you have some money saved. If you’re having to get everything from a bed to clothes and toys, this could get rather expensive. Bane chuckled. Children aren’t cheap, but they are definitely worth it.

I really appreciate any help you can give me. I’ll be there.

Cosmir hung up the phone and glanced at the clock. If he was going to make it to that store on time, they’d need to leave in a few minutes. Surely Katy would be all right long enough for him to change clothes, right? He watched her another minute and she didn’t move. Hurrying into his bedroom, he took off his uniform and put on a pair of jeans and a tee. Cosmir slipped on his boots and hurried back into the living room, but Katy wasn’t there. His heart leapt and his pulse raced as he thought of all the things she could get into. A giggle drew his attention to the hall bathroom, where he found her pulling toilet paper off the roll by the handful and tossing it into the air.

He breathed a sigh of relief and picked up the squealing little girl. I can see I’m going to have to keep a close eye on you.

She grasped his face between her chubby hands and gave him a sloppy kiss on his cheek. It was probably the best kiss he’d ever received and it warmed him from the inside out. With a grin on his face he carried Katy to the front door, picked up his keys, and went out to his SUV. He faced the same problem he’d had at the fire station. She didn’t quite fit in the seatbelt, but he did the best he could.

By the time he reached the store, he’d checked his rearview mirror a thousand times, making sure Katy hadn’t escaped the seatbelt or found something to stick in her mouth. He nearly leapt from the vehicle and hurriedly unbuckled Katy, pulling her into his arms. He spotted Bane and his family by the front door. It was a little hard to miss a pale blue alien with white hair in a crowd of humans.

Bane smiled as Cosmir approached. I see you made it in one piece.

I won’t lie. I was worried the entire way here that she’d wiggle out of the seatbelt.

Bane’s eyebrows rose. So first thing we need to shop for is a booster seat. Although, as little as she is, a car seat is probably better. How old is she?

I think the letter said she’s three.

Katy held her arms out to Ari, who was holding the hand of a little girl who looked remarkably like Bane except for her mother’s green eyes. Ari smiled and reached for Katy. Cosmir was happy to relinquish the little girl, still feeling completely out of his depth.

They entered the store and Bane grabbed a shopping cart. You’ll want one too. I have a feeling that as much as you’re going to need, it will take two baskets to hold everything. And even that might not be enough.

Good thing there’s plenty of money in the bank. No one had ever warned him how expensive children were, but as the baskets filled up, he realized his wee daughter could very well empty his bank account given time. He arranged for a toddler bed and mattress, along with a matching dresser to be delivered later that night, which had cost quite a bit.