Bury You In Coffin: Volume 1

By Ban Yincanjiu

Since I was born, I have been the "Coffin Man" predestined to be alone for the rest of my life. The coffin shop was overcast, so I was single for 20 years. However, it was a coincidence. Marrying a thousand gold pieces was like marrying a ghost. My view of life instantly collapsed …

• Language: English
• Publisher: Funstory
• Release date: Mar 16, 2020
• ISBN: 9781648576089

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VAMPIRIC

CHAPTER 1 - A MAN WHO ORDERS A COFFIN

In the middle of the night, the entire mountain village sank into a deathly silence. This was a desolate and barren land, and right now, it appeared even more desolate.

Close the shop. There's not many people at this time of the night.

Got it … I went out of the shop, picked up the two paper men by the door, and put them in the house. By the way, my name is Liu Guotian, and my little name is Coffin Man.

I grew up an orphan, born in a coffin with my mother's last breath. When my master saw that I had pitifully adopted me, I didn't even know how to cry. No one knew who shouted, Coffin boy! With a wail, I cried, and this nickname was born.

My master had the skills passed down from his ancestors, and was specialized in making coffins for the dead. Very few people know this skill anymore, and it used to be called a carpenter.

There were many things to be said about coffins, from colors to wood, and there were many taboos. But now, with the progress of society, cremation is carried out, and only in the traditional form of burial is it carried out in a remote village like my home.

Gu Gu … Gu Gu, a gust of cold wind blew past, followed by a night owl cry that sounded like it was filled with grievances. I couldn't help but shiver and hurriedly ran into the shop to close the door.

Now that you're so big and so timid, if I'm not here anymore, how are you going to manage this shop by yourself? His Master chattered for a bit before turning around and entering the room. After you're done, go rest. There's still a lot of work to be done tomorrow.

If you die, I'll sell this shop and move to the city. I muttered to myself, luckily this old man didn't hear, otherwise I would have been smacked on the head twice more.

I went back inside, yawning. As I lay down on the bed, I heard a dull knocking at the door. I got off the bed a little vexed. It's already so late, who would still come to buy stuff? Who is it? It's already so late, are you still letting me sleep?!

I need to order a coffin. I'll have to trouble little brother to help out.

It's already closed. Come back tomorrow!

Order a coffin so quickly …

Creak … Just as the man finished speaking, the door opened by itself. I remember that I had locked the door from the inside. How did the door open?

A man in a black robe pushed open the door and walked in. He wore a black hat and sunglasses and a mask, covering his face tightly.

Why are you like this? Didn't I say it's already closed! I was a little angry and wanted to ask him out, but he just gave me a gentle push and pushed me into a chair.

The man looked around and asked in a hoarse voice, Is your shopkeeper here?

My shopkeeper has already rested. If you want to find him, then please come early tomorrow.

I want to order a coffin. The money is for making coffins. The man took out a stack of bills from his pocket, placed it on the table, wrote down the required size, turned around and walked out of the shop. When I looked at the pile of bills, there were tens of thousands of dollars. Even a coffin wouldn't cost that much money.

I originally wanted to chase him and return the money to him, but then thought better of it. Who would give away money? The more money they had, the more they would put in their own pocket, treating it as a tip. I put the money in the drawer, went back to my room, and lay down on my bed and slept until dawn.

The next morning, just as the sun was rising, I got up and opened the shop. This shop is the old man's lifeblood, and we, master and disciple, depend on it for our livelihood.

Is Old Man Liu home? I returned to the front desk. Aunt Zhang, who was at the east end of the village, came in. Coffin Boy is home. Where's your old man?

The old man hasn't gotten up yet. If you need anything, just tell me. I'll get it for you.

Then bring me two bundles of burning paper … I really didn't want to hear the name Coffin Man. Ever since I had this nickname, I was like a plague god. Even the kids in the village didn't dare to play with me. The thing that impressed me the most was that when I was seven years old, I was playing in the fields with a few kids from the same village. I didn't know why, but I happened to be in pursuit.

Fortunately, I was quick to grab a big rock, those few children are like a wet chicken. The parents of the children then went to the door. They all agreed that I was the one who pushed them into the river, that was called tacit understanding. It caused me to be viciously beaten by the old man and locked up, causing me to become friends from then on.

My childhood can be described as miserable to see four words, play with me only those things others can't see to touch.

I sat in the shop all morning and didn't sell a single deal. It's not easy to earn business these days, but think about which family will have so many dead people.

By the time I finished preparing breakfast, the old man had also woken up. He came out with a pipe in his hand and sat on a chair. Time to eat … Master! " I took the food out of the kitchen and put it on the table.

The old man looked at me and softly said, How many times have I told you not to call me master?

Oh, got it. I've already asked this question several times as to why the old man didn't let me call him master. Every time, the old man would give a vague explanation and then stop.

The old man put down his pipe and said hoarsely, Did someone order the coffin last night?

Yes, that person was very strange. He said that he wanted to order a coffin, and even left behind the money to make the coffin. I almost forgot about it when the old man didn't mention it. I went to the counter and opened the drawer, handing over the deposit and size requirement to the old man.

The old man took it and looked at it. His face changed and he said in a deep voice, The white coffin … A wad of underworld money... It's really too weird. "

Underworld currency? That's impossible … "I took a closer look and saw that it was indeed a stack of bright red bills. It was enough to fool me. That bastard used the money of a dead person to trick me.

The old man's expression turned ugly. He wanted me to tell him everything that happened when that person came last night from the beginning. I felt the seriousness of the situation and repeated the scene word for word.

In that case, let's finish the coffin first. The old man knocked on the pipe, lowered his head, and took a sip of congee, as if nothing had happened.

Old Man … This coffin really has to be made. That person gave us a stack of underworld money, he's clearly messing with us, so ignore him.

What are you saying? They already gave you money, how can you not make a coffin. And I've also taught you that you can't owe someone else a debt. "

After finishing breakfast, the old man took his axe to the backyard and chopped down at the wood.

There was also a saying to make a coffin. If one were to use the first axe, then the wood shavings would fly high, meaning that the person still had a few more years to live. On the contrary, if the wooden shavings flew low and close, it meant that the person's lifespan was running out.

Cough, cough … It's really strange! His Master put down the axe and sat on the rock. She took a few puffs of smoke and said, This person's lifespan hasn't run out yet! His lifespan hasn't ended?" In other words, this person wasn't dead yet, and he was already ordering a coffin before he was dead. He was hoping that this person would die early. There shouldn't be any problems, right?

The old man's face darkened. He exhaled a cloud of smoke and said, I'm going out for a while. You stay at home and watch the shop. If that person comes again, then let him wait for me.

The old man changed into a clean set of clothes and took his pipe out. The coffin stopped halfway through. This had never happened before. I've been studying with the old man for so long, and this is the first time I've seen him like this.

Around 2pm in the afternoon, the old man returned. He was drunk and sat on the rocking chair the moment he entered the room.

Little God, get me some water. I boiled a pot of boiling water and put it on the table. The old man usually liked tea and taught me a few things when he had nothing to do, but I was born stupid and learned to throw half of these things away.

Alright, you look good at the front. I'll go prepare the coffin. The old man tapped the bottom of his shoe with his pipe and went into the backyard.

After twenty years of learning from the old man, the old man had been hiding his skills and eating like a dead man. Whether it's Mr. Coffin because of Feng Shui's choice of tomb or being able to drive evil from harm, he was still holding a pinch in his hand.

When it was close to dinner, the old man finished preparing the coffin. A white coffin was placed in the yard with a cloth covering it. It really looked quite creepy.

Perhaps because the old tutor drank too much and ate a few mouthfuls of rice, he went back to his room to lie down.

When it was late at night and I was about to close up, a wandering ghost floated over and hit my store door a few times with my head, regardless of the consequences.

Bang bang! After bumping into it for a few times, I learned craftsmanship from my master. I really have some methods to deal with this kind of troublesome ghost.

I picked up the axe my grandfather used as a coffin and used my strength to slash at the ghost. This axe has been with my master all year round, and it also has a murderous aura to it.

With one strike of the axe, the ghost's head was chopped off. Its head rolled onto the ground like a ball.

CHAPTER 2 - IS THAT FEMALE CORPSE ALIVE

Don't kill me … He dropped to his knees and rolled his head to my feet, looking at me piteously. I just wanted to borrow some money. I've relaxed my policy, but I need some money to do ghost work.

Why didn't you say so earlier … Why didn't you say so earlier! I put away the axe and took down a large bundle of burning paper from the shelf. A beggar like this would often come to my master for help, and I was not surprised by this.

I lit the burning paper and threw it into the brazier. I placed it on the ground in front of the door and suddenly there was a whirlwind. The ghost was standing right next to it.

I whispered, Take the money and go reincarnate. Be a good person in your next life.

It gratefully looked at me and said, I will return the money to you.

Scram … He had never seen a ghost like this before. He revealed a naughty smile, lifted his head and left. I closed the door behind me. Just as I was about to walk back into the house, I heard a pa pa sound. The sound seemed to be coming from the backyard.

I curiously walked to the backyard. The voice sounded again. After looking around, the only thing that could be heard was that the inside of the coffin was empty.

Pa Pa … Pah pah! My scalp immediately burst open as I turned my head towards the coffin in horror. Who is it? What the hell is that thing!? "

That sound actually came from the coffin. Although I was a little afraid, I mustered my courage and walked over, and just as I was about to open the coffin, I said, Don't open the coffin. Hurry and bring some burning paper over. There's also the white paint of the coffin!

The old man's voice stopped me, and even he was startled. It seems that there must be something wrong with the coffin. I didn't have time to think. I rushed to the shelf, grabbed a bundle of burning paper, and ran over with the white paint.

The old man took a few pieces of burning paper and lit them up. He muttered something and threw the paper money that was about to be burnt into a bowl of paste, stirring it with a brush.

What was that sound just now?

It's such a hot day and the coffin has just been made. I need to paint it with white paint so that there won't be any problems. The old man walked in front of the coffin and mumbled to himself while sloshing the paste onto the edge of the coffin.

"Go and bring the yellow cloth and put it over it. Do not lift the lid of the coffin. I'm afraid it's going to rain tonight, and don't let the coffin get wet,

Let's move the coffin into the house. "

After half a day of struggling with the old man to get the coffin inside, I covered it with a yellow cloth and went back inside to sleep.

The next morning, when I opened the door, I saw a few cars parked in front of the door. A few men in suits came over, and they didn't look like people from our village.

Little brother, may I ask if old master Liu Bingyi is here?

You're looking for my master? I looked at him suspiciously. He should be around fifty years old, but he had a unique aura about him. He should be the boss of some company.

So you're Old Master Liu's disciple, this young lad is quite spirited. I've come to find your master for some matters, can you help me call him?

I hastily replied, Please wait for a moment, I'll go call Master over.

I already know. Little Tian, go make a pot of tea. The old man had changed into his Tang suit, which made him look especially energetic.

Old Master Liu, how are you doing?

Yes, Boss Tang, it's been a long time since we've seen each other. I'm still as mature as ever after not seeing you for so many years. My body is not going to last much longer.

Old brother, you're truly making fun of me. How could I possibly compare myself to you? The two of them seemed like old friends that hadn't seen each other in a long time. I went to pour some tea and brought it over. This person had a lot of energy to talk with the old man, but I felt that he looked a bit familiar, as if I had seen him somewhere before.

Old Tang, it's been seven to eight years since we last met, right? My eyes immediately lit up. I had seen this person in the newspaper before. He was the richest man in City L. His name was Tang Guofeng.

He hadn't thought that the lordmaster would be so remarkable to actually know such an awesome person.

I sat down beside her and took out some paper and paste. I listened to their conversation and chatted for a long time before getting down to business. Actually, I came here for a reason. I wanted you to make a coffin for me.

The old man lit up the pipe, took a few bites, and said with a smile: A coffin? Why did you find a place for yourself so quickly? To be honest, a few days ago, my daughter Xiao Feng went out with a friend to play, but unfortunately, she encountered a car accident when she returned. Tang Guofeng's expression changed slightly as he slowly said with a sigh.

Oh? Could it be that the coffin was prepared for the Qilin girl?!

Mm, that's true, so I ask for your help. Let my daughter walk away in peace.

The old man didn't say anything else after hearing this. He stood up and slowly said, I just happened to have a coffin that was just finished. If you're in a rush, then use it first.

The Old Master brought Tang Guofeng to the backyard and lifted up the yellow cloth, Take a look to see if the size is suitable. Someone ordered this coffin a few days ago, but they haven't been able to get it.

Little Tian, open the lid of the coffin with your hand. The old man and I used some strength to open the coffin lid.

En, big brother's cooking skills aren't inferior to those of the past. This size is just right. Since this is the case, I'll get someone to carry my daughter's corpse inside. Please choose a auspicious time for my daughter to be buried.

The old man smoked as he slowly said, En, no problem. Let's carry your daughter's body inside first. I'll help your daughter choose a tomb in a while. We'll bury her tomorrow.

Little Tian, help me get the corpse over here. A few burly men brought down a stretcher covered with a white cloth. I helped them carry the female corpse into the coffin and set it up in the mourning hall. I looked at the girl carefully. From her appearance, she should be around my age.

With her large eyes and oval face, her exquisite facial features appeared very pure. Her figure was not bad either. Her chest was bulging as if it had been stuffed with steamed buns. It was a pity she was so beautiful, and she wasn't married yet.

The old man's face darkened as he took a deep breath and exhaled the smoke ring. The smoke drifted into the coffin and circled the woman's body.

In the blink of an eye, the girl's face turned ashen, and the white creases on her arms began to show dark purple spots. However, there was a ball of black Qi between the girl's eyebrows that refused to disperse.

Tang Guofeng frowned and asked anxiously, What's going on?

How did your daughter die?! The old man sat down on a chair at the side and puffed on his cigarette as he slowly said, I can see that she's very resentful. She died a violent death and died on the streets.

The accident happened very suddenly. The traffic police said it was a traffic accident because my daughter was drinking wine. When Tang Guofeng said this, his expression became somewhat ugly. The loss of one's beloved daughter was not something that could be understood by others. Some people limited their pain to the surface, while others hid it deep within their hearts.

Of course, people like Tang Guofeng would not cry and cry like other people. They would also lose their status.

So it was a wine driver? The old man glared at me, and I tactfully stood to the side without saying anything. Weren't all the current rich second generations like that? They wouldn't die if they didn't court their own deaths.

Let's talk after we leave. Little Tian covered the coffin and lit the incense burner to make a memorial tablet for the dead to rest in peace.

The Old Master and Tang Guofeng walked out of the backyard, I took a small incense burner from the shelf and lit up a handful of sandalwood incense. The mourning hall had been set up, Beauty, you can just stay here for the night, tomorrow I'll give you a good place to rest in peace. In your next life, you should learn to be smart and not drive after drinking!

Pa … With a crisp sound, the censer suddenly exploded. It scared me so much that I sat down on the floor and looked at the censer with a frightened expression.

Is there a need for a joke? I know I'm the most despicable, so please calm down! Just as I was about to stand up, I saw a slender, pale woman's hand come out of the coffin and rest on the edge.

Ga Ga … Kaka! Both of his hands were covered in corpse spots. His fingernails were like sharp blades, and they left a few deep marks on the coffin.

I scrambled up from the ground. The girl had already sat up. Her originally beautiful face turned blue. Her smooth and tender skin, which was as soft as a white lotus, also shriveled and turned black … Until two fangs came out of his mouth.

Ah … I let out a scream of terror and tried to duck back under the coffin.

Ga Ga … The female corpse opened her mouth and let out a mechanical sound as an opening appeared in her mouth.

My dear lady, I've never offended you. You don't like to eat incense, so I can give you a cigarette! My heart jolted. 'Is this the same year as when I was too old? The person that died a few days ago is actually alive!'

What is it … Hurry up and come out to sell! The old tutor's voice was quite useful as the female corpse in front of him collapsed with a thud.

I scrambled up from the ground and ran in front of the old man. I panted, I faked my corpse … The female corpse is alive! Stinking brat! What nonsense … The old man hit me on the head with his pipe, and said a little angrily.

Tang Guofeng sighed and said in a deep voice, Big Brother, please help me a bit. My daughter won't become a ghost, will she?

From the look of your daughter's birthday, her lifespan has yet to arrive. Furthermore, those who die a violent death will not be at peace, and will turn into evil spirits. The old man frowned slightly and pinched his fingers for a moment, I think we should hurry up and bury him tomorrow. Otherwise, the grievances will only get worse and worse. We'll be in trouble then.

When Tang Guofeng heard this, his face immediately turned pale, Then we'll all listen to Elder Liu. I'll definitely reward him handsomely later.

Little Tian, prepare the things you need to be buried. Seal up the coffin tonight. We'll head up the mountain tomorrow morning. I still had a lingering feeling that something was going to happen.

CHAPTER 3 - AM I SCARY?

Actually, there's nothing much to prepare for the burial, we are only in charge of looking after the feng shui, finding a good place and that's all. The other matters are the work of our old Taoist. Each side had their own rules and regulations. After all, no one was allowed to cross the line and snatch the other's job.

Tang Guo Feng sat there for a while before he got up and left. The two of them decided to gather here at 4 o'clock tomorrow morning, Then we'll leave it at that.

I will go back and prepare and hire some people! "

I'll see you tomorrow then! The old man only nodded, then sat down on the rocking chair and crossed his legs.

I poured a cup of tea and passed it to the old man. I couldn't help but ask, Old man, what I said just now was true. The female corpse in the coffin really sat up and broke the incense burner.

The old man coughed twice and said slowly, Don't tell anyone else about this. That girl died in a very strange way. I've never seen such a ferocious ghost in my life.

Her breasts were big enough, but she had a bad temper. She must have been a headstrong and overbearing person when she was alive. The old man saw that I had become silent, so he knocked my head with his pipe. Little Tian, does this girl look alright?

I nodded. She's pretty, but she's dead. What's the use?

It's good that you've fallen for it … Even if you change your mind, I'll find you a wife. The old man said as he got up and walked back into the room. It sounded as if there was a hidden meaning behind his words. This old man normally looked kind and kind, but his stomach was filled with evil.

After tossing and turning for the entire morning, he finally prepared the items needed for the funeral tomorrow. In the afternoon, the sky suddenly darkened and it began to rain heavily. The old man and I spent half a day before we managed to get the coffin into the house.

Tonight, she will be the head of this little girl. She will definitely come back to her senses. You will be responsible for watching over the lamps and keeping watch over her!

I'm not her relative, so there's no need for me to do this, right?

Stinky brat, you're not guarding. Don't tell me you want me to guard you! With a single sentence, I became speechless and could only nod my head helplessly in agreement. For the sake of safety, I placed the old man's axe on the table. If this girl came out again to scare me, I would mercilessly strike her with the axe.

At eleven o'clock in the evening, I gradually welcomed a long absence of sleepiness. I did not have the experience of being a wake, so I started to feel sleepy as soon as it was the right time. Just as he was deep in thought, he heard the sound of Bang! The door was forced open by a gust of wind.

Startled, I opened my eyes and closed the door. However, a gust of wind came from nowhere and forced the door open. The lamp was blown out. I slammed the door shut, walked to the front of the mourning hall, and held the lamp up with a silver needle.

There was just a little light, and an extremely terrifying face was reflected in it. The female corpse laid in the coffin quietly with the corpse spots on her face exposed. I couldn't help but twitch my mouth. It was such a great beauty. She actually became like this. Truly a divine being!

I set the candle down on the table and was about to turn and sit in a chair when a white shadow flashed in front of me at the speed of light.

Hm? The figure just now was … I was so scared that my hands were trembling. I felt all the blood in my body freeze up. Fear filled my heart. When I turned around, I immediately let out a scream that sounded like a pig being butchered.

Hello … What do you mean, do I look scary?! That female ghost, Tang Yu Yu Yu, was sitting on a paper horse while wearing a white dress, swaying back and forth like a child.

Her flawless skin, slender hands, and legs gave off a visionary feeling. If I didn't know that she was a ghost, I would have thought that a goddess had descended.

She floated down from the horse, her feet off the ground and her hands clasped around her waist in a condescending manner. You still haven't answered my question. Do I look scary?!

That's not it … Who said you are a goddess? " My legs gave way and I plopped down on the ground. In my mind, dozens of scenes where I was killed by evil spirits continuously flashed through my mind. Seeing that I didn't utter a single word, this grandaunt didn't scare me anymore.

Come here... I have something to ask you. She stretched out her finger and beckoned to me. I got up and walked over in a daze.

Why am I here, did you kill me?! She put her hand on my chin and said in a cold voice, "I …

I heard you discriminate against rich second generations, what do you mean by not courting death and not dying?

This... This is a long story! My heart thumped. She actually heard it and she still remembers grudges.

What do you want? If you have nothing to do, then go back and rest. I'm here. As I spoke, I stepped back from the table and reached for my axe.

I want you to avenge me!

This won't do …. This won't do!"

Why? You're not willing?!" Tang Yu Yu's expression changed. His pair of eyes turned blood-red, and his face turned extremely hideous. The veins on his face bulged out as his tongue drooped down from his mouth.

Do you believe that I'll eat you!? With that, she opened her mouth and licked it. In fact, her looks were indeed very beautiful, so she could be classified as a goddess.

Pure and charming, with a bright star face and a lick of her tongue just now, it was simply mesmerizing.

But that really won't do. Uncle the police was the one who investigated the case. We have our own rules and regulations, so we can't meddle in other people's business! The hand holding the axe was already sweating, and if she took one more step forward, I'd probably strike her in the head.

How dare you talk back to me! Tang Yu stretched out his right hand and gently lifted his fingers, making me feel as if I was being carried. My feet then rose into the air.

Put me down, I'll help you, okay?!

Sure … You know your place! When she withdrew her fingers, I suddenly felt bad. My center of gravity dropped down, and with a plop, I was intimately in contact with the ground.

Tang Yu covered her mouth and laughed, but her tone suddenly changed, What are you holding in your hand, you want to kill me?!

Bad... He had been discovered by her! I really need to beg grandpa for forgiveness now. This ghost girl is devilish, I can't hide anything from her.

Huff … huff … Whoosh! Whoosh! A strong gust of wind came from who knows where and blew me against the wall like a bat. I couldn't move, as if some invisible force had tied me to the wall.

Tang Yufeng floated over with a swoosh. With a wave of her hand, the candle on the table floated over.

Play with wax? I've never played it before, but it's my first time.

Rogue. Dirty! A faint blush appeared on her face as she spat, I will turn you into a eunuch …"

Her eyes reddened, and I knew something was wrong. I spun around a few times at 360 degrees before falling headlong to the ground. She seemed angry, and her nails, now three inches long, came at me.

I didn't get to touch her behind and got a scratch. It felt so bad I didn't know what she was thinking. I looked at her vulgar look and licked my lips.

This crazy girl wouldn't act recklessly, right? I don't want to die.

Don't come over, my first time was for my beloved girl! Subconsciously using my hands to protect my lower body, I looked at her sharp claws grabbing towards my little brother. I was so scared that I lifted my pants with both of my hands. I hastily stood up and ran away.

Old Man … Help! " I ran out of the house and headed straight for the old man's room. I slammed the door with both of my hands, but the old man actually didn't move at all.

I fell to the ground with a thump. The ghost lady stopped right in front of me. Run … I want to see where you can run to! "

Female Heroes... Female hero, there is no hatred between us, there is no need for you to act like this! Tang Yu Feng bent her body, her ash-grey face covered in corpse marks, almost touching mine: With your little guts, you even made a coffin for me!

It's just making a living out of nothing! I'm going back to sleep, watch carefully. If the lamp goes out, I'll strangle you.

I let out a long breath and lay down on the ground. How hard it is to serve! It was all thanks to her that she was dead. If she was still alive, who would marry her? That would truly be a benevolent deed.

CHAPTER 4 - INCINERATION?

However, the night was quite peaceful. At 4 AM, along with the chirping of the roosters, I prepared what I needed. Soon, a line of carriages arrived, and a few burly men carried the coffins onto the carriages.

Naturally, I sat in the hearse and looked at the coffin. There was also my elder brother, who seemed to be in his thirties. He was leaning against the window and smoking a cigarette.

Little brother, don't smoke!

Don't know how to smoke … Thank you! The elder brother lit a cigarette and took a drag from it. He glanced at the coffin and asked, Little brother, why is the coffin covered by a yellow cloth? What does the design on the yellow cloth mean?

I whispered, It was used to press the coffin down, so as to prevent moisture from entering the coffin. Otherwise, the corpse would easily turn into a zombie.

What did you say … Zombies? The big brother almost choked on his cigarette. He took a deep breath and hurriedly said, It can't be true, there's really a zombie?

I smiled. How could that be false? You should know who my master is, right?

Of course I know. However, I don't really believe in zombies. From the looks of it, this big brother is a real person. He chatted with me in the car for a long time.

Bro, if there's anything wrong with the burial, just let me know. I'm here to earn some money to help people carry coffins. I don't want to lose my life in there.

Mm, then follow me later.

Sssii... Suddenly the car stopped, and as I looked out the window, several men jumped out and opened the door.

What's going on, brother? Why did the car suddenly stop?

The car is broken. We need to repair it. Everyone, come down and rest for a while. I also jumped off the car with this elder brother. At this moment, the car was about halfway out when the old man and Tang Guo Feng got off the car.

This is really strange, there's nothing wrong with the car, I just can't start it up.

Not good. A moment ago, it was completely cloudless, but now it's truly cloudy. The old man frowned and walked to the front of the carriage to take a look at the coffin, There's not even two miles left, we can only carry it.

The few burly men lifted the coffin and walked towards the cemetery …

Lordmaster, the sky doesn't seem right. I scanned my surroundings vigilantly and suddenly, a chilly wind blew. The surroundings were filled with trees and rustling noises could be heard from the wind. A flock of crows flew out of the trees, making a blood-curdling caw.

Hurry up and go … The closer we get to the graveyard, the heavier the yin aura here is, which is very disadvantageous for us. " Just as the old man finished speaking, a crisp crack could be heard. The rope around the coffin broke and the corpse rolled out from under it.

The few men who were carrying the coffin got up from the ground in fright. These people were not professional corpse bearers, so they were shocked by the sudden turn of events. The female corpse rolled down the slope and into the grass.

Little Tian, hurry and carry the corpse on your back. The time is almost up. If you don't bury the corpse soon, it'll be troublesome. Let me carry the body? I hesitated a little, then went over and bent down to carry the female corpse. Her corpse was very light, and it was said that when a person dies, their body would become very heavy. However, her corpse was different.

Kacha … Suddenly, there was a flash of lightning in the sky and a torrential downpour fell. The old man hurriedly took the yellow cloth and covered the woman's body.

Old Man … Why do I feel like this female corpse is getting heavier and heavier? My body felt like it was being pressed down by a huge stone, and with every step I sank deep into the earth. Just a moment ago, it was still light as a feather, but now the rain had turned heavy.

After finally making it to the grave, my body seemed to have collapsed as I put the female corpse down. Tang Guofeng seemed to have found an old Taoist from somewhere as he held the compass and seriously looked at it for a long time.

In the end, the old man calculated and chose a place. Several men waved their hoes and shovels to dig a hole and placed the coffin in it. I carried the female corpse on my back and walked over. The corpse seemed to have stuck itself onto me. As I lay in the coffin, my right hand gripped my arm tightly and wouldn't let go.

The old man walked over and knocked on the corpse's hand with the pipe. She let go of the hand as if she had been scalded and lay inside the coffin.

According to the old man's wishes, he found some branches and piled them beside the coffin, then set the corpse of the fire company along with the coffin to burn.

The fire lasted for more than half an hour before it died down after being burnt to ashes.

The rest of the matters will naturally not be left to us, the two of us. When we get back, the sky will be clear, and even the car will be fine.

Go get some grapefruit leaves, make some water and take a shower to bring out some bad luck.

Mm, then old man, is this matter done?

So what? Go and make more water. After taking a bath, go and buy some food and wine! There was no water heater in the country, and everything depended on the woodstove. Even the best mobile phone calls in our village were made by the village chief, who could be used as a brick by the old Nokia model, smashing walnuts one by one.

I took off my clothes and saw that there was a large purple lump on my arm from the pinching. It was all done by that ghost girl just now, but it didn't hurt or itch, so I didn't pay much attention to it.

After showering, I changed into clean clothes, walked out of the shop and went to Uncle Wang's tavern at the east end of the village. I bought some side dishes and a roast chicken, the old man loved to drink some small wine, and it was a high concentration of white spirits.

He's back … The old man walked out of the water room, changed his clothes, and sat down at the table to light up his pipe.

I've been busy all day, too. Drink some wine to relieve my fatigue. The old man picked up the wine jar and poured two bowls of wine. He placed one bowl in front of me, Come and drink with me.

We can have some too … I am not very good at drinking, especially this kind of high concentration of white wine, drink a little bit and I will not wake up.

The old man picked up his bowl and drank two mouthfuls before taking two mouthfuls of the side dish, You saw what happened today, did you notice anything wrong with it?

It's nothing. It only lasted for a short while from the beginning to the end. There wasn't even a line from the funeral, it just burned it.

I took a sip of wine, broke off a chicken leg, and took a bite. "But how did that female corpse fall out of the coffin?

I rolled up my sleeves and let the old man take a look. What should we do now? There shouldn't be any problems, right?

That's because you two are fated to be there. This Ghost Bind will be in your next life, so that ghost girl should have been on the corpse. If you burned her body, she would have really become a homeless ghost. The old tutor took in a deep breath of smoke and slowly exhaled a ring of smoke as he spoke in a low voice.

So she still came to find you and ask for a place to settle down.

Then what should we do? I don't want to die … I was a little scared. I had experienced that crazy girl's methods before, The old man's coffin was actually suitable. That man who came that night, could he be the murderer of Tang Yufeng?

You don't need to worry about this matter. You and Tang Yufeng can be considered to have a bad fate. I will think of a way to make this situation more perfect. The corner of the old man's mouth curled up into a strange smile. Just looking at him made me feel a bit scared. This old fellow has a lot of schemes.

Lordmaster, aren't you trying to harm me? You want me to be associated with a ghost girl?

You stinking brat, this is all for your own good. The old man knocked on my head with the pipe, and drank the wine in the bowl in one gulp, How does this wine taste? It's fine to drink with me, but don't drink with anyone else outside.

I wiped my mouth and threw a mouthful of food into my mouth. Who am I drinking with outside? I don't know anyone.

The alcohol consumption was really high. After I drank half a bowl of it, my vision started to blur. I felt a little dizzy before I said, I'm not drinking anymore. My head feels a little dizzy. I'm going to sleep for a while.

As soon as the alcohol hit me, I felt a hot, burning sensation in my body, and I reached out to take off my clothes. He walked out of the house, took a bucket of cold water from the water house and dived in.

I remember the last time I drank, on my twentieth birthday, it was the same way when I finished my drink. I took off my clothes. When I woke up, it was already night and the old man was already asleep.

For a moment I felt a thirst in my mouth. I went out to the yard to get some cool well water, and after a few gulps I was able to quench my thirst.

This bowl of wine was so intoxicating that it made me feel like smoke was coming out of my throat.

As a chilly wind blew over, I couldn't help but shiver. I felt a chill down my spine. I quickly got up and went back inside, closing the door behind me. I thought it would be warmer in comparison, but it was colder than it was outside.

As if the temperature had dropped to zero, I jumped into bed and pulled the quilt over me. As soon as I lay down, I felt something was wrong. My left hand found a hard, cold object. Puzzled, I turned on the lamp, and with the help of the dim light, I got up to take a look.

Ah … I couldn't help but take in a breath of cold air. I couldn't help but cry out before rolling down from the bed. It wasn't that I was mistaken, but when I looked at the bed again, it was indeed a paper man.

I quickly got up. The paper man was lying quietly on the bed. This paper man was a damn woman. I don't remember having such a hobby.

Bang bang! Two muffled sounds came from outside the door, startling me. It sounded like someone was knocking on the door.

Who is it …? Who's outside? The knock at the door stopped abruptly, and before I could think about picking up the paper man, I went out to put it back on the shelf. The paper man suddenly became so heavy that I felt like I was holding a dead man.

Cluck, cluck … Heh heh. The laughter was so loud that it made my heart tremble. I threw the paper man onto the ground. The paper man was grinning at me.

That smile was extremely weird. A layer of coldness rose from the bottom of my heart. The paper man actually stood up, You actually burned me to ashes. I'll make you come down and accompany me today!

CHAPTER 5 - YIN MARRIAGE

You … Don't come over here, it's not that I want to burn you, it's because the old gramps told me to! Startled, I reached for a firewood axe and swung it at the paper man without thinking.

I'll hack you to death … I'll chop you to death! " As if I had gone mad, I continuously chopped at the paper man several times, until it shattered into pieces. Then, I stopped, panting and falling to the ground.

Stinking brat, what are you doing not sleeping at night? The old man came out of the house and grabbed the axe from my hand.

Old Man … That female ghost did not leave! " I slowly got up from the ground and said while still in a panicked state.

Kid, you haven't woken up yet.

The old man took a bucket of water and poured it over my head, and my head immediately cleared up. Looking at the pieces of paper on the ground, I realized that I was bewitched by a ghost.

Hurry up and go back to sleep. I ran back into the house, put my robe over my head, and went to sleep.

He slept until late in the morning. The dazzling sunlight shone through the window. Slowly I opened my eyes, sat up, put on my clothes, and walked out of the house.

Old man, have you made breakfast? I'm hungry.

Put the breakfast in the kitchen and go eat it yourself. After you finish eating, come back to work. It was as if everything that had happened last night had never happened, and the lordmaster never brought it up again. After we finished eating, I walked to the counter and found Tang Guofeng also there, chatting with the old man.

I tidied up the paper and took a seat. What happened to the old man last night?

It's that girl. Since you burned her coffin and corpse, of course I have to come and find you. The old tutor sat down on a chair and said slowly as he took a drag from his cigarette.

Old gramps, please help me on this matter. If she continues to pester me like this, then there's no other way.

The old man smiled and said to me, Little Tian, you're not young anymore. I told you about a marriage.

Marriage? How old am I? Isn't it a bit too early to get married?

You're almost thirty, if you don't get married soon, will you still be able to find a wife?

Which family's girl? The one at the east side of the village is at the west side.

The old man took a puff on his cigarette and slowly said, "It's that little girl, Tang Yufeng, who was buried yesterday. I've discussed it with Tang Guofeng, and he has a deep grudge against you, and he's never been married to you. You and he are engaged to each other, so she can protect you.

Pfft... I spat out a mouthful of water, almost choking me to death, Stop messing around old man, that girl is dead, even if she's still alive, I wouldn't dare to provoke her.

If you don't marry her, she will come to find you every day. If you marry her, the heavens and earth will witness it and no one will be able to separate from you. The old man knocked me with his pipe. Who told you to be so unskilled? If you had any skills, then I wouldn't have to help you.

Kid, since you took someone's coffin money, it won't be that easy to spend. So, the old man already knew that he was here to play with me and let me walk step by step into his trap.

The old man turned around and walked to the backyard, leaving me sitting there in a daze. The custom of Yin marriage is indeed very popular in our countryside. Unmarried men and women who die seek out the opposite sex for a Yin marriage, the purpose of which is to prevent their ghosts from causing a disturbance in their homes.

But I didn't