Æsop. In Two Parts: 'How I should despise such a thing if I were a man''
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Sir John Vanbrugh was born in London and baptised on 24th January 1664, the 4th of 19 children.
Vanbrugh was very political and soon came afoul of its machinations. He spent some time working undercover to help depose James II and bring about the Glorious Revolution of 1689 and the assumption of the throne by William of Orange It was on his return from bringing William messages at The Hague, that he was arrested at Calais on a charge of espionage in September 1688. Vanbrugh remained in prison in France for four and a half years.
After his release his career was to move in an entirely unexpected direction, and it would not be the last time.
London’s theatre at this time was riven by a split among its only legitimate company: the United Company. Colley Cibber, who remained with the management, had written and performed in January 1696 ‘Love’s Last Shift’. To Vanburgh’s mind it demanded a sequel and who better to come up with that then himself.
His play, ‘The Relapse, Or, Virtue in Danger’, was offered to the United Company six weeks later. The play was a tremendous success that saved the company. Vanbrugh's second comedy, ‘The Provok’d Wife’, soon followed, this time performed by the rebel actors' company.
However, in the following few years he was to reinvent himself as an architect. Despite no formal training his inexperience was balanced by his unerring eye for perspective and detail and his close working relationship with Nicholas Hawksmoor, a former clerk of Sir Christopher Wren.
He is perhaps best known for his majestic masterpieces: Castle Howard (commissioned in 1699) and Blenheim Palace (commissioned in 1704).
Sir John Vanbrugh died suddenly from what was stated as ‘an asthma’ on 26th March 1726. He was buried in the church of St Stephen Walbrook in the City of London.
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Æsop. In Two Parts - John Vanbrugh
Æsop. In Two Parts by John Vanbrugh
A COMEDY
Sir John Vanbrugh was born in London and baptised on 24th January 1664, the 4th of 19 children.
Vanbrugh was very political and soon came afoul of its machinations. He spent some time working undercover to help depose James II and bring about the Glorious Revolution of 1689 and the assumption of the throne by William of Orange It was on his return from bringing William messages at The Hague, that he was arrested at Calais on a charge of espionage in September 1688. Vanbrugh remained in prison in France for four and a half years.
After his release his career was to move in an entirely unexpected direction, and it would not be the last time.
London’s theatre at this time was riven by a split among its only legitimate company: the United Company. Colley Cibber, who remained with the management, had written and performed in January 1696 ‘Love’s Last Shift’. To Vanburgh’s mind it demanded a sequel and who better to come up with that then himself.
His play, ‘The Relapse, Or, Virtue in Danger’, was offered to the United Company six weeks later. The play was a tremendous success that saved the company. Vanbrugh's second comedy, ‘The Provok’d Wife’, soon followed, this time performed by the rebel actors' company.
However, in the following few years he was to reinvent himself as an architect. Despite no formal training his inexperience was balanced by his unerring eye for perspective and detail and his close working relationship with Nicholas Hawksmoor, a former clerk of Sir Christopher Wren.
He is perhaps best known for his majestic masterpieces: Castle Howard (commissioned in 1699) and Blenheim Palace (commissioned in 1704).
Sir John Vanbrugh died suddenly from what was stated as ‘an asthma’ on 26th March 1726. He was buried in the church of St Stephen Walbrook in the City of London.
Index of Contents
PREFACE
DRAMATIS PERSONÆ
ÆSOP – PART I
PROLOGUE
ACT I
SCENE I - Learchus's House
ACT II
ACT III
ACT IV
ACT V
ÆSOP - PART II
JOHN VANBRUGH – A SHORT BIOGRAPHY
JOHN VANBRUGH – A CONCISE BIBLIOGRAPHY
PREFACE
To speak for a Play, if it cannot speak for itself, is vain; and if it can, it is needless. For one of these Reasons (I cannot yet tell which, for it is now but the second Day of acting) I resolve to say nothing for Æsop, though I know he would be glad of Help; for let the best happen that can, his Journey is up Hill, with a dead English Weight at the Tail of him.
At Paris, indeed, he scrambled up something faster (for it was up Hill there, too) than I am afraid he will do here: The French having more Mercury in their Heads, and less Beef and Pudding in their Bellies. Our Solidity may set hard, what their Folly makes easy; for Fools I own they are, you know we have found them so in the Conduct of the War; I wish we may do so in the Management of the Peace; but that is neither Æsop's Business nor mine.
This Play, Gentlemen (or one not much unlike it), was writ in French about six Years since by one Monsieur Boursaut; it was play'd at Paris by the French Comedians, and this was its Fate.
The first Day it appeared, it was routed (People seldom being fond of what they do not understand, their own sweet Persons excepted). The second (by the help of some bold Knights-Errant) it rallied; the third it advanced; the fourth it gave a vigorous Attack; and the fifth put all the Feathers in Town to the scamper, pursuing them on to the fourteenth, and then they cried out Quarter.
It is not reasonable to expect Æsop should gain so great a Victory here, since it is possible, by fooling with his Sword, I may have turned the Edge on't. For I confess in the Translation I have not at all stuck to the Original; nay, I have gone farther: I have wholly added the fifth Act, and crouded a Country Gentleman into the fourth; for which I ask Monsieur Boursaut's Pardon with all my Heart, but doubt I never shall obtain it for bringing him into such Company. Though, after all, had I been so complaisant to have waited on his Play Word for Word, it is possible, even that might not have ensured the Success of it; for though it swam in France, it might have sunk in England. Their Country abounds in Cork, ours in Lead.
DRAMATIS PERSONÆ
MEN
Æsop Mr Cibber
Learchus, Governor of Sysicus Mr Dogget
Oronces, in love with Euphronia Mr Harland
WOMEN
Euphronia, Daughter to Learchus, in love with Oronces Mrs Temple
Doris, her Nurse Mrs Verbruggen
People who come to Æsop, upon several Occasions, independent one of another.
Two Country Tradesmen Mr Pinkethman and Mr. Smeton
Roger, a Country Bumpkin Mr Haynes
Quaint, a Herald Mr Pinkethman
Fruitful, an Inn-keeper Mr Smeton
A Country Gentleman Mr Pinkethman
A Priest, Musicians, &c.
Hortensia, an affected learned Lady Mrs Kent
Aminta, a lewd Mother Mrs Willis
Forge-Will, a Scrivener's Widow Mrs Finch
Fruitful, Wife to the Inn-keeper Mrs Powell
ÆSOP
PART I
PROLOGUE
Gallants, we never yet produc'd a Play
With greater Fears than this we act to-day;
Barren of all the Graces of the Stage,
Barren of all that entertains this Age.
No Hero, no Romance, no Plot, no Shew,
No Rape, no Bawdy, no Intrigue, no Beau:
There's nothing in't with which we use to please ye;
With downright dull Instruction w'are to tease ye;
The Stage turns Pulpit, and the World's so fickle,
The Play-House in a Whim turns Conventicle.
But Preaching here must prove a hungry Trade;
The Patentees will find so, I'm afraid:
For tho' with heavenly Zeal you all abound,
As by your Lives and Morals may be found;
Tho' every Female here o'erflows with Grace,
And chaste Diana's written in her Face;
Tho' Maids renounce the Sweets of Fornication,
And one lewd Wife's not left in all the Nation;
Tho' Men grow true, and the foul Fiend defy;
Tho' Tradesmen cheat no more, nor Lawyers lye;
Tho' not one Spot be found on Levi's Tribe,
Nor one soft Courtier that will touch a Bribe;
Yet in the midst of such religious Days,
Sermons have never borne the Price of Plays.
ACT I
SCENE: Learchus's House
Enter LEARCHUS, EUPHRONIA, and DORIS.
LEARCHUS
At length I am blest with the sight of the World's Wonder, the Delight of Mankind, the incomparable Æsop. You had time to observe him last Night, Daughter, as he sat at Supper with me. Tell me how you like him, Child; is he not a charming Person?
EUPHRONIA
Charming!
LEARCHUS
What say'st thou to him, Doris? Thou art a good Judge, a Wench of a nice Palate.
DORIS
You wou'd not have me flatter, Sir?
LEARCHUS
No, speak thy Thoughts boldly.
DORIS
Boldly, you say?
LEARCHUS
Boldly, I say.
DORIS
Why, then, Sir, my Opinion of the Gentleman is, that he's uglier than an old Beau.
LEARCHUS
How! Impudence.
DORIS
Nay, if you are angry, Sir, second Thoughts are best; he's as proper as a Pikeman, holds up his Head like a Dancing-Master, has the Shape of a Barb, the Face of an Angel, the Voice of a Cherubim, the Smell of a Civet-Cat—
LEARCHUS
In short, thou art Fool enough not to be pleas'd with him.
DORIS
Excuse me for that, Sir; I have Wit enough to make myself merry with him—
LEARCHUS
If his Body's deform'd, his Soul is beautiful: Would to kind Heaven, as he is, my Daughter cou'd but find the means to please him!
EUPHRONIA
To what End, dear Father?
LEARCHUS
That he might be your Husband, dear Daughter.
EUPHRONIA
My Husband! Shield me, kind Heaven—
DORIS
Psha! he has a mind to make us laugh, that's all.
LEARCHUS
Æsop, then, is not worth her Care, in thy Opinion?
DORIS
Why, truly, Sir, I'm always for making suitable Matches, and don't much approve of breeding Monsters. I wou'd have nothing marry a Baboon, but what has