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    Too Many Fingers in the Dyke (Book 3 of The Seamen Sexology)
    Too Many Fingers in the Dyke (Book 3 of The Seamen Sexology)
    Too Many Fingers in the Dyke (Book 3 of The Seamen Sexology)
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    Too Many Fingers in the Dyke (Book 3 of The Seamen Sexology)

    By François le Foutre

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    Book 3 in the BANNED gay pirate romance adventure series, The Seamen Sexology

    The Nether Lands: home to fertile bogs and the Great Dyke Army.

    When De Cocksdorp's head dyker, Joosie Twaat, wakes to find her finger has been sloppily inserted in her own now-leaking dyke, François and his crew immediately come on De Cocksdorp to help. But small leaks become large leaks, and large leaks become gushes, and before long, Joosie s gaping dyke threatens to flood the whole town.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherFrançois le Foutre
    Release dateMar 2, 2020
    ISBN9781943344055
    Too Many Fingers in the Dyke (Book 3 of The Seamen Sexology)
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    François le Foutre

    François le Foutre was born in Fontenay sur Bois (the land of wood!) east of Paris. He entered the Navy upon finishing his studies and almost immediately rose up to the rank of Rear Admiral. With a reputation for dominating his friends and enemies alike, he earned the moniker The Most Fearsome Fruit in All of France.Five years ago he left the Navy to enter the private sector. He is a five-time champion of the Beat Them Off with Both Hands tournament in France, the two-time champion of Blunt Force Drama: International Combat Tournament, and author of the best-selling gay pirate romance adventure series The Seamen Sexology, including its banned first installment, There's Seamen on the Poop-Deck!

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