The Marriage of Bette and Boo
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Never have marriage and the family been more scathingly or hilariously savaged than in this brilliant black comedy. The Marriage of Bette and Boo brings together two of the maddest families in creation in a portrait album of life’s uncertainties and confusion. Bereaved by miscarriages, undermined by their families, separated by alcoholism, assaulted by disease, and mystified by their priest, Bette and Boo, in their bewildered attempts to provide a semblance of hearth and home, are portrayed with a poignant compassion that enriches and enlarges the play, and makes clear why Christopher Durang has become one of the great names in American theater.
“One of the most explosively funny American dramatists.”—Newsweek
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Sheer insanity from a master of insanity. The deep, painful themes of this play are made slightly easier to bear by the ridiculous plotting and strange staging techniques. Love, death, divorce, miscarriages, are all dealt with in such an abstract manner that they seem totally removed from the things we all live each and every day, even though we still remain painfully aware that these are, in fact, the things we all deal with each day. If I may be permitted the oxymoron, this black comedy has a savage gentleness that touches wounds, in fact rips them open, but still allows you to laugh at the blood. Few people will be fortunate enough in their life to write like this; the rest of us are fortunate that Christopher Durang can. Not for people who demand reality in art.
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The Marriage of Bette and Boo - Christopher Durang
THE MARRIAGE OF
Bette and Boo
THE MARRIAGE OF
Bette and Boo
by
CHRISTOPHER DURANG
Copyright © 1985 by Christopher Durang
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Published simultaneously in Canada
Printed in the United States of America
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Durang, Christopher, 1949–
The marriage of Bette and Boo.
I. Title.
PS3554.U666M31987812’.5486-33468
ISBN-10: 0-8021-3365-7
ISBN-13: 978-0-8021-3365-6
eISBN: 978-0-8021-8891-5
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To my mother
The Marriage of Bette and Boo was first presented by the New York Shakespeare Festival (Joseph Papp, President) at the Public/Newman Theater in New York City on May 16, 1985. It was directed by Jerry Zaks; the scenery was by Loren Sherman; the costumes were by William Ivey Long; the lighting was by Paul Gallo; the original music was by Richard Peaslee; the hair was designed by Ron Frederick; the associate producer was Jason Steven Cohen; the production stage manager was James Harker; the stage manager was Pamela Singer. The cast was as follows:
Understudies: Dalton Dearborn, Patrick Garner, Lizbeth MacKay, Rose Arrick, Ann Hilliary. During the final week, Mr. Dearborn and Ms. Hilliary played Karl and Soot.
The Marriage of Bette and Boo has a long history. A fifty minute version was presented at the Yale School of Drama and at the Williamstown Theatre's Second Company. The Public Theatre production was the premiere of the expanded version.
CHARACTERS
Bette Brennan
Margaret Brennan, her mother
Paul Brennan, her father
Joan Brennan, her sister
Emily Brennan, her sister
Boo Hudlocke
Karl Hudlocke, his father
Soot Hudlocke, his mother
Father Donnally
Doctor
Matt
SCENES
Act 1
Scene1:The wedding
Scene2:The honeymoon
Scene3:Margaret gives Emily advice
Scene4:The honeymoon, continued
Scene5:Emily practices the cello
Scene6:Bette and Boo visit their in-laws
Scene7:Margaret gives Bette advice
Scene8:20 years later, Boo has dinner with his son
Scene9:The first child of Bette and Boo
Scene10:Matt's favorite movie essay; arts & crafts with Emily
Scene11:The second child of Bette and Boo
Scene12:Bette and Margaret visit Emily in a rest home
Scene13:Fr. Donnally gives Bette advice
Scene14:Soot gives Bette advice
Scene15:Matt talks about The Mayor of Casterbridge
Scene16:The third child of Bette and Boo
Scene17:Bette telephones Bonnie Wilson
Scene18:Bette and Boo celebrate Thanksgiving
Act II
Scene19:Boo takes a pledge in front of Fr. Donnally
Scene20:Bette and Boo go dancing
Scene21:Matt's holiday essay; Bette and Boo celebrate Christmas
Scene22:20 years later, Boo has dinner with his son; 20 years later, Bette has dinner with her son
Scene23:Boo's second pledge in front of Fr. Donnally
Scene24:Joan's birthday celebration
Scene25:The funeral of Paul Brennan
Scene26:The fourth child of Bette and Boo
Scene27:Fr. Donnally gives Bette advice again
Scene28:Fr. Donnally's marriage retreat
Scene29:The divorce of Bette and Boo
Scene30:Matt has dinner with Karl, Soot, Margaret and Paul
Scene31:Matt gives Emily advice
Scene32:The last child of Bette and Boo
Scene33:Matt visits Bette; Bette and Boo reminisce
ACT ONE
Scene 1
All the characters, in various wedding apparel, stand together to sing: the Brennan family, the Hudlocke family. Matthew stands apart from them.
All (sing):
God bless Bette and Boo and Skippy,
Emily and Boo,
Margaret, Matt, and Betsy Booey,
Mommy, Tommy too,
Betty Betsy Booey Boozey,
Soot, Karl, Matt, and Paul,
Margaret Booey, Joanie Phooey,
God bless us one and all.
(The characters now call out to one another.)
Bette: Booey? Booey? Skippy?
Boo: Pop?
Margaret: Emily, dear?
Bette: Booey?
Boo: Bette?
Karl: Is that Bore?
Soot: Karl? Are you there?
Joan: Nikkos!
Bette: Skippy! Skippy!
Emily: Are you all right, Mom?
Bette: Booey, I'm calling you!
Margaret: Paul? Where are you?
Joan: Nikkos!
Boo: Bette? Betsy?
Bette: Boo? Boo?
(Flash of light on the characters, as if their picture is being taken. Lights off the Brennans and Hudlockes. Light on Matt, late twenties or so. He speaks to the audience.)
Matt: If one looks hard enough, one can usually see the order that lies beneath the surface. Just as dreams must be put in order and perspective in order to understand them, so must the endless details of waking life be ordered and then carefully considered. Once these details have been considered, generalizations about them must be made. These generalizations should be written down legibly, and studied. The Marriage of Bette and Boo.
(Matt exits. Characters assume their places for photographs before the wedding. Boo stands to the side with his parents, Karl and Soot. Bette, in a wedding gown, poses for pictures with her family: Margaret, her mother; Emily, her sister, holding a cello; Joan, another sister, who is pregnant and is using nose spray, and Paul, her father. Bette, Margaret, Emily smile, looking out. Paul looks serious, fatherly. Joan looks sort of grouchy. Lights flash. They change positions.)
Margaret: You look lovely, Bette.
Emily: You do. Lovely.
Margaret: A lovely bride. Smile for the camera, girls. (Speaking out to either audience or to unseen photographer:) Bette was always the most beautiful of my children. We used to say that Joanie was the most striking, but Bette was the one who looked beautiful all the time. And about Emily we used to say her health wasn't good.
Emily: That's kind of you to worry, Mom, but I'm feeling much better. My asthma is hardly bothering me at all today. (Coughs lightly.)
Margaret: Boo seems a lovely boy. Betsy, dear, why do they call him Boo?
Bette: It's a nickname.
Margaret: Don't you think Bette looks lovely, Joanie?
Joan (without enthusiasm): She does. You look lovely, Bette.
Margaret: Where is Nikkos, dear?
Joan: He's not feeling well. He's in the bathroom.
Emily: Do you think we should ask Nikkos to play his saxophone with us, Joan dear?
Joan: A saxophone would sound ridiculous with your cello, Emily.
Emily: But Nikkos might feel left out.
Joan: He'll probably stay in the bathroom anyway.
Bette: Nikkos seems crazy. (Joan glares at her.) I wish you and Nikkos could've had a big wedding, Joanie.
Margaret: Well, your father didn't much like Nikkos. It just didn't seem appropriate. (Emily coughs softly.) Are you all right, Emily?
Emily: It's nothing, Mom.
Joan: You're not going to get sick, are you?
Emily: No. I'm sure I won't.
Margaret: Emily, dear, please put away your cello. It's too large.
Emily: I can't find the case.
(Joan uses her nose spray.)
Bette: I can't wait to have a baby, Joanie.
Joan: Oh yes?
Margaret (out to front again): Betsy was